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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Carson Mile (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Santa Schwein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Schwein has chosen Mama said knock you out - LL Cool J as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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201 lbs
15 - 9 - 1 |
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195 lbs
20 - 12 - 1 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Carson Mile!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
20 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Santa Schwein!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Gwen Towbar and Wesley Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Schwein throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Mile stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Mile connects with a right hand. Schwein shakes it off.
Schwein throws a good cross that connects.
It looks like Carson Mile has been cut.
Mile closes the distance and pushes Schwein back into the cage.
Schwein misses with some punches.
Mile misses with a punch on the inside.
Nice body punch from Schwein.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mile swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Schwein blocks an uppercut.
Schwein digs a right hand into Mile's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Mile's gas tank.
Mile stalling in the clinch.
Schwein lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Mile backwards.
Schwein swings wildly with an uppercut but Mile uses good head movement to avoid it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mile.
Schwein swings wildly with an uppercut but Mile uses good head movement to avoid it.
Schwein working aggressively here.
Mile tries to throw a body punch but Schwein avoids it by throwing Mile back against the cage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Mile.
Mile tries a body shot but Schwein blocks it.
Schwein misses with a short punch on the inside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Schwein blocks a body shot from Mile.
Mile misses with a body punch.
Mile working aggressively here.
Mile misses with a short punch on the inside.
Schwein misses with a punch to the body.
Schwein lands with a right to the head.
Schwein blocks a body shot from Mile.
Schwein misses with a hook to the ribs.
Mile tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Schwein lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Schwein can't find room to land a body shot as Mile controls the action.
Mile swings wildly with an uppercut but Schwein uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mile stalling in the clinch but Schwein improves position.
Mile swings wildly with an uppercut but Schwein uses good head movement to avoid it.
Schwein tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Schwein has a couple of punches blocked by Mile.
Mile lands a right hand that snaps the head of Schwein backwards.
A short right from Schwein on the inside.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Schwein doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Mile trying to stall but Schwein improves his position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Schwein on the inside.
Schwein prevents a body shot from Mile.
A short uppercut from Mile.
Mile lands a body shot.
Schwein lands a right hand.
Schwein misses with a punch to the body.
Mile's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Schwein tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Mile lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Mile prevents a body shot from Schwein.
Schwein lands a right hand.
Mile pushes Schwein back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Schwein misses with a punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Schwein.
Schwein throws a head punch that misses.
Mile misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Schwein is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Mile is keeping busy.
Schwein blocking some punches.
Schwein pushes Mile back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Schwein scores with a shot to the side of Mile's head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mile prevents a body shot from Schwein.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Schwein works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Mile lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Schwein.
Schwein has a couple of punches blocked by Mile.
Nice body punch from Schwein - that landed with a thud.
Schwein fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Schwein tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Mile's elbow.
Mile trying to stall but Schwein improves his position.
Mile throws a head punch that misses.
Mile struggles to land a body shot inside as Schwein controls his hands.
Mile blocks a body shot from Schwein.
A left hand lands to the body for Mile.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Mile.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mile goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Mile fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Schwein scores with a shot to the side of Mile's head.
Schwein blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Mile swings away with an uppercut that misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mile lands a shot to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Schwein.
Mile lands on the inside with an uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Schwein.
Schwein misses with a short punch on the inside.
Mile blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Mile misses with a hook from the clinch.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Mile throws a head punch that misses.
Mile goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Mile as Schwein tries to tie him up.
Schwein lands a body shot.
A right hand to the body from Schwein.
Mile has a couple of punches blocked by Schwein.
Mile lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Schwein backwards.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A head punch on the inside from Schwein fails to land.
Schwein is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Mile is keeping busy.
Schwein misses with a short punch on the inside.
Schwein blocks an uppercut.
Schwein blocking some punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Santa Schwein dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Carson Mile's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Schwein connects with a body shot that sends Mile's belly button to the back.
Schwein fails in his attempt to clinch.
Santa Schwein seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fighters circling - Mile throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Schwein lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Mile avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Mile smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Nice uppercut there from Schwein.
Schwein lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Mile moves into the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Schwein tries a body shot but Mile blocks it.
Mile tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Schwein's elbow.
Mile scores with a hook to the body.
Schwein has a couple of punches blocked by Mile.
Mile pushes Schwein back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Schwein misses with a hook from the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Mile creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Mile looking to slow down the pace here.
Schwein lands a hook that snaps the head of Mile backwards.
Mile lands with a short shot to the head.
Schwein can't find room to land a body shot as Mile controls the action.
Schwein misses with some punches.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Schwein.
A left hand lands to the body for Mile.
Schwein misses with a short punch on the inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Mile.
Mile blocks an uppercut.
Mile scores with a nice hook to the head.
Schwein takes a shot to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A right handed body shot lands from Schwein.
Mile tries a body shot but Schwein blocks it.
Mile lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Mile scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A head punch on the inside from Schwein fails to land.
Mile lands a hook that snaps the head of Schwein backwards.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schwein misses with a short punch on the inside.
Schwein lands a left hand.
Mile throws a punch but it's blocked by Schwein.
Schwein is leaning against Mile and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Mile scores with a hook to the body.
A shot in the inside from Schwein.
A left hand lands to the body for Schwein.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Schwein is trying to stall.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Mile scores with a shoulder strike.
Schwein misses with the head strike.
Mile misses with a body punch.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Schwein as Mile tries to tie him up.
Mile tries a body shot but Schwein blocks it.
Schwein blocks a body shot from Mile.
Schwein is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Schwein is leaning against Mile and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mile struggles to land a body shot inside as Schwein controls his hands.
Schwein tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Mile works on Schwein's body with a couple of short punches.
Schwein lands with a light punch inside.
Schwein pushes Mile back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Schwein misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Mile's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Schwein lands with a left to the head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Mile creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Mile misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Schwein scores with a nice hook to the head.
Mile is rocked!
Schwein stalls.
A short left from Mile.
Schwein lands with a left to the head.
Oh Mile is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Schwein throws a head punch that misses.
Schwein swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Schwein prevents a body shot from Mile.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Mile.
Schwein is stalling here.
A head punch on the inside from Schwein fails to land.
Mile can't find room to land a body shot as Schwein controls the action.
Schwein lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Schwein lands a nice shot to the body.
Schwein throws a head punch that misses.
Schwein swings wildly with an uppercut but Mile uses good head movement to avoid it.
Schwein swings wildly with an uppercut but Mile uses good head movement to avoid it.
Schwein misses with a hook from the clinch.
Schwein doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Schwein working aggressively here.
Mile blocks an uppercut.
Schwein slowing the pace effectively.
Schwein lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A short left from Schwein.
Schwein swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Santa Schwein seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Schwein misses with some punches.
Schwein misses with a punch on the inside.
Schwein prevents a body shot from Mile.
Schwein working aggressively here.
Schwein unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Mile! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Schwein is unloading with more strikes now! Mile drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:31 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Santa Schwein!
Santa Schwein is the new middleweight champion!
A victorious Santa Schwein thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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hype
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