PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Staal (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and James Bomb (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bomb has chosen Casino Royale Soundtrack - You Know My Name as his entrance music. James Bomb has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with John Staal's chin.

Staal
vs
Bomb

195 cm
30
230 lbs
29 - 7 - 0

198 cm
28
233 lbs
48 - 18 - 6

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World class boxer
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Brute

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 29 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, John Staal!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 48 - 18 - 6, fighting out of Helsinki, James Bomb!
The judges for this bout are , Don Winkell and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
That kick from Bomb tenderised Staal's leg. Staal is trying to keep his angry face on.
Bomb throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A solid leg kick lands there for Staal.
Bomb throws a half hearted mid kick.
Bomb misses with a few strikes there.
Bomb ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Staal throws a sloppy head kick
and Bomb counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Bomb walks into a jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A nice inside leg kick there by Bomb. That's going to slow Staal down.
Bomb lands a leg kick that knocks Staal off balance momentarily.
Bomb looks to land a body kick but Staal moved away.
Bomb lands with a thumping leg kick.
Bomb walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Staal checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Good leg kick by Bomb there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Bomb pushes Staal away with a front kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bomb misses with a low kick.
Staal takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Staal is breathing heavily.
Bomb jabs at Staal's body.
Bomb with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Staal to score with a decent uppercut.
Bomb throws a quick inside leg kick.
Staal scores with a push kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Staal misses with a jab to the body
and Bomb counters with a leg kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Bomb.
Bomb scores with a hook to the body. Staal takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Bomb scoring well with a low kick there.
Staal is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Bomb lands with an uppercut that bounces Staal off the cage and back into range.
Bomb scores with the left hand. Staal knows he should have avoided that one.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bomb scores with a push kick.
James Bomb seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bomb throws a head kick but Staal moves out of range.
Bomb fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Bomb misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
James Bomb is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bomb swings away with a leg kick that misses.
A head kick misses from Staal.
Bomb's corner calls for a 1-2. Bomb obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Both fighters circling a little - Bomb finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Bomb connects with an inside leg kick.
Staal looks to land a left hand but Bomb moved out of range nicely.
Staal misses with a body shot
and Bomb counters with a nice body kick.
Staal on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bomb connects with a solid leg kick.
Bomb scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Bomb throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Staal's head.
A punch lands to the side of Staal 's head but he takes it in his stride.

Bomb drops Staal with a beautiful combination! Staal stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Bomb is looking for the KO!

Staal is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bomb lands with a shot to the body.
Oh Staal is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Bomb fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Staal has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Bomb lands with a right and another and another! Staal is in big trouble! Bomb lands again and this time it's lights out for Staal! A quality knockout there for Bomb.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). James Bomb!
James Bomb seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.