PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chris Gone Crazy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Oboy Weaklings (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chris Gone Crazy has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Gone Crazy
vs
Weaklings

190 cm
25
235 lbs
8 - 2 - 0

190 cm
26
290 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Determined

Vandal Fight Boutique & Laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Chris Gone Crazy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Oboy Weaklings!
The judges for this bout are John Roberts, Anthony Taglia and Steve Montenegro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gone Crazy will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Weaklings fails in his attempt to clinch.
Weaklings displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Gone Crazy throws out the jab.
Gone Crazy circles away from the clinch attempt
and Gone Crazy counters with a good low kick that Weaklings was not able to check.

Weaklings moves into range and clinches up with Gone Crazy.
Gone Crazy working aggressively here.
Weaklings throws a punch but it's blocked by Gone Crazy.
Gone Crazy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

Gone Crazy breaks from the clinch.
Weaklings moves in looking to clinch but Gone Crazy pushes him off.

Weaklings pushes Gone Crazy up against the cage in a clinch.
Weaklings blocks a body shot from Gone Crazy.
Weaklings should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Weaklings working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Gone Crazy tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Weaklings has eaten all the pies!
Weaklings cracks Gone Crazy with a nice body shot.
Weaklings tries to work over Gone Crazy's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A head punch on the inside from Gone Crazy fails to land.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Weaklings tries to work over Gone Crazy's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A right hand to the body from Weaklings.
Weaklings slows down the pace here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Weaklings.
Weaklings can't find room to land a body shot as Gone Crazy controls the action.
Gone Crazy lands a left hand.
Gone Crazy throws a punch but it's blocked by Weaklings.
Weaklings lands a left hand.
Gone Crazy lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Weaklings throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Gone Crazys head.
Weaklings misses with a punch on the inside.
Weaklings tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A right hand to the body from Weaklings.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Weaklings blocks an uppercut.
Weaklings misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Weaklings can't find room to land a body shot as Gone Crazy controls the action.
Weaklings tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Gone Crazy.
Weaklings lands a nice uppercut.
Weaklings softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Gone Crazy prevents a body shot from Weaklings.
Gone Crazy trying to control the position but instead, Weaklings has worked for underhooks and has pushed Gone Crazy into the cage.
Gone Crazy misses with a punch on the inside.
Gone Crazy blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Stalling in the clinch from Weaklings.
Gone Crazy working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Weaklings working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Weaklings misses with some punches.
Weaklings goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Weaklings working aggressively here.
Gone Crazy lands a left hand that snaps the head of Weaklings backwards.
Weaklings lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Gone Crazy backwards.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Weaklings.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Weaklings tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Gone Crazy struggles to land a body shot inside as Weaklings controls his hands.
Weaklings can't find room to land a body shot as Gone Crazy controls the action.
Weaklings swings wildly with an uppercut but Gone Crazy uses good head movement to avoid it.
Weaklings doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
A head punch on the inside from Weaklings fails to land.
A head punch on the inside from Weaklings fails to land.
Weaklings struggles to land a body shot inside as Gone Crazy controls his hands.
Weaklings working aggressively here.
A right hook to the body lands for Weaklings.
A head punch on the inside from Gone Crazy fails to land.
Gone Crazy tries to throw a body punch but Weaklings avoids it by throwing Gone Crazy back against the cage.
Weaklings tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Gone Crazy's elbow.
Weaklings lands a hook to the side of the head.
Weaklings goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gone Crazy misses with some punches.
Gone Crazy misses with a punch on the inside.
Weaklings misses with a body punch.
Gone Crazy lands a body shot.
Weaklings is looking to control Gone Crazy's arms but Gone Crazy gets an underhook and turns him. Now Weaklings has his back to the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Weaklings tries a body shot but Gone Crazy blocks it.
Gone Crazy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Gone Crazy.
Weaklings tries to work over Gone Crazy's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Weaklings lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Gone Crazy lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Weaklings lands a right hand.
Gone Crazy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Weaklings misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Weaklings tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Gone Crazy's elbow.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Weaklings.
A short uppercut from Gone Crazy.
Gone Crazy blocks a punch to the side of the head.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Gone Crazy swings wildly with an uppercut but Weaklings uses good head movement to avoid it.
Weaklings lands with a right to the head.
Weaklings misses with a punch on the inside.
Weaklings misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Weaklings misses with some punches.
Gone Crazy blocking some punches.
Gone Crazy throws a punch but it's blocked by Weaklings.
Weaklings will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Gone Crazy up against the cage.
Gone Crazy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Gone Crazy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Weaklings goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Weaklings misses with the head strike.
Weaklings lands an uppercut.
Weaklings struggles to land a body shot inside as Gone Crazy controls his hands.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Good body shot from Weaklings.
Gone Crazy misses with a hook from the clinch.
Weaklings misses with a body punch.
Gone Crazy swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Gone Crazy swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Gone Crazy lands with a right to the head.
Weaklings misses with a punch to the body.
Gone Crazy is stalling here.
A head punch on the inside from Gone Crazy fails to land.
Weaklings misses with some punches.
A short right from Weaklings on the inside.
Weaklings swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short left from Weaklings.
Gone Crazy misses with a punch on the inside.
Weaklings working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A short uppercut from Gone Crazy.

It looks like Oboy Weaklings has been cut.
Weaklings misses with a hook from the clinch.
Chris Gone Crazy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Gone Crazy throws a punch but it's blocked by Weaklings.
Gone Crazy misses with the head strike.
Gone Crazy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Weaklings is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Gone Crazy is keeping busy.
Weaklings goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Gone Crazy misses with the head strike.
Gone Crazy throws a head punch that misses.
Weaklings throws a punch but it's blocked by Gone Crazy.
Weaklings misses with a hook to the ribs.
Weaklings tries to work over Gone Crazy's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Gone Crazy tries to throw a body punch but Weaklings avoids it by throwing Gone Crazy back against the cage.
Gone Crazy prevents a body shot from Weaklings.
Gone Crazy is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Gone Crazy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Weaklings's elbow.
Weaklings misses with a body punch.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Weaklings lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Gone Crazy backwards.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Weaklings misses with the head strike.
Gone Crazy misses with a short punch on the inside.
Gone Crazy blocks a body shot from Weaklings.
Gone Crazy is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Weaklings tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Weaklings tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Gone Crazy's elbow.
Gone Crazy throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Weaklingss head.
Weaklings throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Weaklings fails to land.
Gone Crazy takes a shot to the head.
Weaklings goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Gone Crazy working aggressively here.
Gone Crazy swings wildly with an uppercut but Weaklings uses good head movement to avoid it.
Weaklings scores with a shoulder strike.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Gone Crazy swings wildly with an uppercut but Weaklings uses good head movement to avoid it.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Weaklings.

Gone Crazy breaks the clinch.
Weaklings is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Weaklings tries to close the distance and clinch up but Gone Crazy swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Weaklings tries to clinch up
and Gone Crazy counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Weaklings on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Weaklings looks winded!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Gone Crazy throws the left hand but Weaklings avoids the punch easily.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Weaklings slips a jab and a cross from Gone Crazy.
The fight stays on the outside here - Weaklings looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Gone Crazy pivots, looking for a leg kick but Weaklings is out of range and Gone Crazy settles back down.

And that's the end of the fight!
Oboy Weaklings comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Weaklings has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge John Roberts scores the fight for Oboy Weaklings!
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight for Oboy Weaklings!
Judge Steve Montenegro scores the fight for Oboy Weaklings!

Oboy Weaklings wins by unanimous decision!
Oboy Weaklings made sure to mention his sponsor, Vandal Fight Boutique & Laundry in his post fight interview.