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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Suneet Chandler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and One Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chandler's entrance music is Trendy. A fine choice. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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150 lbs
7 - 5 - 0 |
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175 cm
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163 lbs
19 - 18 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Very strong |
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Good wrestler
Good low kicks
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Suneet Chandler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
19 - 18 - 0, fighting out of New York, One Turd!
The judges for this bout are John Roberts, Jonathan Paton and Eddie Farnsworth.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Turd turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Turd misses with a body shot.
Chandler slips under a jab.
Turd drives through with a takedown into Chandler's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Chandler working for a triangle but Turd defends it easily.
Turd trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Chandler had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Turd defends it easily.
Turd is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Turd's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Turd has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Turd chips away with some ground and pound.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Turd cracks Chandler with a solid left hand.
Chandler is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Turd missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd trying to control the position from guard on top but Chandler is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Turd throws a big right hand that misses.
Chandler working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Turd has passed into half guard!
Turd winds up and cracks Chandler with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Turd seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Chandler is looking to improve his position.
Chandler slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Turd with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Chandler is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Chandler is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Turd is aware though and is defending well.
Chandler looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Turd passes into half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Turd throwing shots but Chandler is blocking nicely.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Chandler looking for submissions off his back.
Turd is nestled in close to Chandler, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Chandler actively working from the bottom here.
Turd is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Chandler doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Turd.
Turd is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Chandler defends it well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Turd working Chandler over with strikes.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chandler actively working from the bottom here.
Chandler wants to get back to full guard.
Chandler gets back to full guard.
Chandler working for a triangle but Turd defends it easily.
Turd passes Chandler's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Turd looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Chandler moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Chandler working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Turd doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Turd manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chandler isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Turd stacks Chandler on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Turd!
Turd scores with punches from side control.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Chandler is trying to improve his position.
Turd is working Chandler over with some ground and pound from side control.
Chandler is looking to regain half guard here but Turd keeps moving and retains side control.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Turd grinds an elbow into Chandler's temple.
Chandler tries to bench press Turd off him but Turd keeps the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
One Turd dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Chandler throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Turd.
Chandler will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Turd throws a head kick that misses.
Turd closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Chandler's guard.
Turd lands a couple of elbows.
Turd lands a couple of elbows.
Turd avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Turd postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Chandler looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Turd passes into half guard.
Chandler is looking to get back to full guard here but Turd has managed to pass to side control instead.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Turd scores with punches from side control.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd trying to control the position but Chandler is working away.
Chandler is trying to get back to half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Turd scores with a couple of short elbows.
Chandler is looking to reverse the position.
Chandler on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Turd works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Turd working the ground and pound.
Chandler is trying to improve his position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
One Turd has got the better of the ground game so far.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Chandler is working hard here to advance position.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Chandler is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Chandler is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Turd's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Turd drops an elbow to the side of Chandler's head.
Turd seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Turd is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Chandler defends it well.
Turd slips a nice elbow through Chandler's hands, connecting with Chandler's forehead.
Chandler on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Chandler actively working from the bottom here.
Turd seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice strikes from Turd there.
Turd trying to control the action but Chandler is working from the bottom.
Chandler looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Chandler actively working from the bottom here.
Chandler on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Turd lands a nice short elbow.
Turd lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Turd tries to pass the half guard into mount. Chandler knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Turd is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Turd winds up and cracks Chandler with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Turd wants to pass the guard but Chandler is defending well.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chandler looking for submissions off his back.
Turd slips a nice elbow through Chandler's hands, connecting with Chandler's forehead.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Chandler is trying to get back to full guard.
Chandler actively working from the bottom here.
Chandler tries to roll over but Turd keeps him under control.
Turd working Chandler over with strikes.
Turd looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Turd working Chandler over with strikes.
Turd winds up and cracks Chandler with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Turd connects with a nice short shot to Chandler's temple.
Chandler is rocked!
Turd frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Oh Chandler is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Turd prevents Chandler from getting the reversal.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
One Turd showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. And we move into the final round!
Turd looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Chandler seems to have got his legs back now.
Turd content to control rather than advance.
Chandler is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Turd pulls his head out easily.
Chandler is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Turd pulls his head out easily.
Turd is pressing down on Chandler's thigh, looking to free his foot. Chandler is holding on for now.
Chandler on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Turd is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Chandler has hold of Turd's hands but Turd slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Chandler looking for submissions off his back.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Chandler is looking for a sweep. Turd is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd working the head and body with strikes.
Chandler taking some punishment here, with Turd in his half guard.
Turd lands a big elbow - Chandler is out of it! He's waving his arms around but his eyes are closed and he's not intelligently defending himself - the ref has no choice but to jump in and stop the fight! This one is in the books! A TKO win for Turd!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:35 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). One Turd!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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