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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Xi Jinping (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ragnor Lothick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jinping comes to the ring accompanied by Jiang Zemin Does 'Gangnam Style'. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!
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260 lbs
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198 cm
18
283 lbs
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Decent wrestler
Basic striking
Granite chin |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Xi Jinping!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ragnor Lothick!
The judges for this bout are Igor Prikhodko, Sergei Dronov and Viktor Lagutenko.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jinping scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Lothick is trying to escape the position but Jinping is controlling the position.
Jinping connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Lothick some visible discomfort.
Jinping has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Jinping is working Lothick over with some ground and pound from side control.
Lothick can't do much from the bottom here.
Lothick gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!
Lothick is looking to get back to his feet - it's going to be hard from this position.
Jinping working the ground and pound effectively.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jinping lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Lothick hang on?
Jinping with a couple of short strikes.
Jinping controlling the position easily from mount.
Jinping landing strikes from the mount.
It looks like Ragnor Lothick has been cut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jinping breaks from Lothick's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Jinping controlling from mount.
Jinping raining down shots from the mount!
Jinping loads up on a couple of big shots to the head that have Lothick scrambling to escape. He can't get free though and several more unanswered shots from Jinping land to the head. The referee has no choice but to stop the fight. Jinping stands and salutes the crowd.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Xi Jinping!
Xi Jinping decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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