PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Adolf Hasselhoff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dewayne Carter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Hasselhoff
vs
Carter

191 cm
22
265 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

200 cm
22
265 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Improved boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Adolf Hasselhoff!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Dewayne Carter!
The judges for this bout are Fedor Mirinova, Aleksei Zolotukhin and Aleksandr Martynov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Carter fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
No luck for Carter with that takedown attempt.
Carter fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Carter fails with a takedown attempt.
Adolf Hasselhoff has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dewayne Carter.
Carter throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Hasselhoff's waist but Hasselhoff gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Carter off to one side.
Carter pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Hasselhoff is looking to score with low kicks.
Hasselhoff buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Carter throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hasselhoff misses with a wild combination.
Hasselhoff throws out a leg kick but Carter moves out of range and Hasselhoff only half commits.
Carter thows a body shot but no joy.
Hasselhoff throws a nice looking combination but Carter bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Hasselhoff misses with a body shot.
Carter misses with a head kick.
Left hook, right uppercut from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff throws a leg kick but Carter sees it coming and moves out of range.
Hasselhoff keeps the fight on the outside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Carter shoots for a double leg takedown but Hasselhoff sprawls well. He's pushed Carter's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Carter looks gassed!

Hasselhoff closes the distance and clinches.
Hasselhoff lands with a right to the head.
Carter wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.

Hasselhoff escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Hasselhoff throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Carter.
Hasselhoff looks for the body kick but Carter saw that one coming.
Hasselhoff rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Carter moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Horrible takedown by Carter or perhaps it was just good defense by Hasselhoff which made him look bad.
Carter avoids a punch combination nicely.
Hasselhoff is throwing a storm of strikes! Right hook, left hook and follows it up with a spinning back fist! Carter hits the canvas like a rag doll! And just like that, this one is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Adolf Hasselhoff!