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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kzarik Nahrul (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Asshole Gracie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gracie has chosen r this town i 101 as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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280 lbs
27 - 8 - 0 |
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195 cm
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280 lbs
37 - 16 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Great low kicks
Very strong |
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Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
27 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Kzarik Nahrul!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
37 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Asshole Gracie!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Stewart Dunkirk and Gwen Towbar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gracie clinches up against the cage.
Nahrul scores with a knee to the head.
It looks like Asshole Gracie has been cut.
Nahrul prevents a body shot from Gracie.
Nahrul prevents a body shot from Gracie.
Nahrul blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Nahrul obliges.
Nahrul blocking some punches.
Gracie lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Nahrul or not.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Gracie tries a body shot but Nahrul blocks it.
Gracie lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Gracie misses with a hook from the clinch.
Knees in the clinch landing for Nahrul.
Gracie scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Gracie swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Gracie tries for a takedown. No joy.
Nahrul is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Gracie is defending well for now.
Gracie lands a left hand that snaps the head of Nahrul backwards.
Nahrul tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Gracie avoids it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nahrul unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Nahrul scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A body shot lands from Gracie.
A right hook to the body lands for Gracie.
Gracie misses with a hook to the ribs.
Gracie blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Nahrul swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Gracie tries a body shot but Nahrul blocks it.
Nahrul unloads a knee to the mid-section. Gracie lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Nahrul creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Gracie's defenses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Gracie lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Nahrul prevents a takedown attempt there.
Gracie goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Nahrul prevents a body shot from Gracie.
Gracie lands a right hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gracie taking a breather.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Gracie.
Nice body punch from Gracie.
Nahrul lands a nice uppercut.
Gracie swings wildly with an uppercut but Nahrul uses good head movement to avoid it.
Gracie lands a left hand that snaps the head of Nahrul backwards.
It looks like Kzarik Nahrul has been cut.
Gracie misses with a hook to the ribs.
Gracie is working Nahrul over against the cage.
Nahrul is breathing heavily.
Gracie lands a shot to the body.
Gracie lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Nahrul backwards.
Gracie lands with a short shot to the head.
Gracie wants the takedown. Nahrul is fighting it off but Gracie persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Nahrul's guard against the cage.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Gracie's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gracie throws a big elbow that misses.
Gracie wants to pass the guard but Nahrul is keeping the position.
Gracie works over Nahrul with some ground and pound from guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Gracie advances to half guard.
Gracie controlling the action here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Nahrul is trying to maintain the position but Gracie is very close to passing his half guard.
Gracie stops Nahrul from getting back to his feet.
Gracie has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Gracie wants to pass to mount but Nahrul is defending the position.
OK we're going to have a standup here. Asshole Gracie hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Nahrul uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Gracie.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Gracie throws a chopping leg kick but Nahrul manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
A good leg kick by Gracie.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Gracie throws a hook but Nahrul blocks it.
Asshole Gracie seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A chopping leg kick lands by Gracie.
Gracie pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Asshole Gracie dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action!
Gracie pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Gracie cracks a nice hook into Nahrul's ribs.
Gracie thows a leg kick but Nahrul checks it
and Nahrul counters with a nice body kick.
Nice cross by Nahrul.
Gracie thows a left - swing and a miss!
Gracie motions for Nahrul to come forward. Gracie throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Gracie closes the distance and clinches.
Nahrul missing with knees to the body.
Nahrul looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Gracie avoiding damage.
Nahrul working some nice short punches in the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nahrul struggles to land a body shot inside as Gracie controls his hands.
Gracie lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Nahrul backwards.
Gracie blocks a body shot from Nahrul.
Nahrul tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Nahrul tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gracie misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Gracie lands a body shot in the clinch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Gracie working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Gracie is looking to take this one to the mat.
Gracie lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Gracie avoids a wild elbow strike from Nahrul.
Gracie lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Gracie manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Asshole Gracie seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Gracie scores with a shot to the side of Nahrul's head.
Gracie misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Gracie stalling against the cage.
Gracie blocking some punches.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gracie lands a body shot in the clinch.
Gracie digs a right hand into Nahrul's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Nahrul's gas tank.
Nahrul throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Nahrul prevents a body shot from Gracie.
A nice right hand lands inside from Gracie.
Gracie working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Nahrul is rocked!
Gracie lands with a left to the head.
Oh Nahrul is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Gracie avoids the elbow strike from Nahrul, against the cage.
Gracie digs a right hand underneath Nahrul's ribcage. Nahrul let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Good body shot from Gracie.
Gracie creates some distance for himselfand unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Nahrul's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Nahrul drops to his knees and Gracie pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:40 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Asshole Gracie!
A very excited looking Asshole Gracie rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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energy
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hype
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