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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Total Arso (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Boog Chimp Chomp (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Total Arso has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
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200 lbs
1 - 1 - 0 |
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192 cm
25
253 lbs
1 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Total Arso!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Boog Chimp Chomp!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, David Schapiro and Russell Pearce.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chimp Chomp closes the distance and clinches.
Chimp Chomp manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Arso jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Chimp Chomp walks away with a smile on his face. Arso gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Chimp Chomp throws a chopping leg kick but Arso manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Chimp Chomp fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Arso manages to avoid it.
Arso could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Chimp Chomp moves out of range as Arso throws a body kick.
Arso keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Chimp Chomp.
Boog Chimp Chomp seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Chimp Chomp darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Chimp Chomp drives through and clinches with Arso against the cage.
Chimp Chomp lands a right hand.
It looks like Total Arso has been cut.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Chimp Chomp as Arso tries to tie him up.
Chimp Chomp lands a right hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Arso tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Chimp Chomp smiles and moves away.
Chimp Chomp connects with a right hand. Arso shakes it off.
Chimp Chomp stuffs the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Total Arso. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Chimp Chomp rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Arso moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Arso shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Arso throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A jab lands there for Chimp Chomp.
Chimp Chomp throws a good cross that connects.
Arso with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Chimp Chomp to score with a decent uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Arso on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Chimp Chomp dodges the punch combination from Arso.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chimp Chomp scores with a crisp jab that stopped Arso in his tracks.
Arso has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Arso there as he acknowledges the shot.
Chimp Chomp lands a really nice looking cross but Arso seems unphased.
Chimp Chomp clinches up against the cage.
A hook to the body from Chimp Chomp.
Arso tries to break the clinch but Chimp Chomp is controlling the position.
Chimp Chomp has Arso pushed against the cage.
Arso takes a shot to the head.
Arso wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Chimp Chomp has him pressed against the cage.
Chimp Chomp gets through Arso's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Total Arso's cut is getting worse.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Chimp Chomp.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chimp Chomp lands a hook to the side of the head.
Chimp Chomp dodges an elbow strike from Arso.
Chimp Chomp misses with a hook to the ribs.
Chimp Chomp stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Arso is trying to break the clinch but Chimp Chomp is controlling him.
Arso tries to score a body lock takedown but Chimp Chomp shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
A left hand lands to the body for Chimp Chomp.
Arso wants to break the clinch but can't.
Chimp Chomp wants to break the clinch but can't.
Chimp Chomp effectively controlling the action here.
Arso is trying to pull guard but Chimp Chomp has him pressed against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Arso is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Chimp Chomp lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Chimp Chomp lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Chimp Chomp lands with a short head shot on the inside.
The referee calls for Chimp Chomp to work.
Arso fails to pull guard.
Arso is breathing heavily.
A short right from Chimp Chomp.
Total Arso's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Arso is trying to maintain a safe position but Chimp Chomp gets an underhook and turns Arso into the cage.
A shot in the inside from Chimp Chomp.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Chimp Chomp tries to throw a body punch but Arso avoids it by throwing Chimp Chomp back against the cage.
Chimp Chomp gets through Arso's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A nice left hand lands by Chimp Chomp.
Arso wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Arso has Chimp Chomp pressed against the cage.
Chimp Chomp lands a hook that snaps the head of Arso backwards.
Chimp Chomp tries to break free but Arso pushes him back against the cage.
Chimp Chomp displaying some good clinch control by pressing Arso up against the cage.
Chimp Chomp lands a left hand that snaps the head of Arso backwards.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Chimp Chomp displaying some good clinch control by pressing Arso up against the cage.
Chimp Chomp lands a body shot in the clinch.
Chimp Chomp has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Chimp Chomp lands a right hand that snaps the head of Arso backwards.
Chimp Chomp avoids the elbow strike from Arso, against the cage.
Arso jumps guard and drags Chimp Chomp to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Arso is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Chimp Chomp would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Boog Chimp Chomp is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Arso is actively looking for submissions from his back. He's worked himself a little space on the bottom and seems to be going for a triangle. No, he's switched into an armbar! That was slick! Chimp Chomp rolls with it to try and escape but Arso cranks on the arm and Chimp Chomp is forced to tap out! This one is aaaaaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 7:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Total Arso!
Post fight, an emotional Total Arso said 'screw you you're just lucky. Oh and nice try into making me belive my wife cheated on me with you and all the otehr fighters. She said though i'm small she doesn't care. Nice try man .'.
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G |
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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