PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eulogy Spoakin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gunter Hakkenslash (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Spoakin's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, UGK/ Saigon - We Gon' Ride. Hakkenslash is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Black Label Society - Life, Birth, Blood, Doom. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Spoakin
vs
Hakkenslash

187 cm
23
271 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

196 cm
23
274 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

Dangerous GnP
Improved boxing
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin

Hell's Balls Fightwear

Golden Lilium

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Eulogy Spoakin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Gunter Hakkenslash!
The judges for this bout are , and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spoakin swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hakkenslash throws a series of punches but Spoakin avoids them all with ease.
Hakkenslash tries to clinch up.
Hakkenslash just misses with a punch to the body.
Spoakin thows a body shot but no joy.
A jab from Hakkenslash misses.
Spoakin misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hakkenslash.
Hakkenslash fails to land with a series of punches.
Hakkenslash looks to land a combination but Spoakin avoids it well.
Spoakin thows a body shot but no joy.
Hakkenslash scores with a crisp jab that stopped Spoakin in his tracks.
Spoakin ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hakkenslash moves away.
Gunter Hakkenslash seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A slow jab from Hakkenslash misses its intended target.
Hakkenslash tries to close the distance and clinch but Spoakin swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hakkenslash throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Spoakin moves out of range of the body kick from Hakkenslash.
Hakkenslash is looking to clinch but Spoakin is avoiding it.
A lazy left from Spoakin finds it's target.
Spoakin jabs Hakkenslash right on the nose. Hakkenslash blinks but takes it well.
Spoakin dips to his left and cracks Hakkenslash with an uppercut!
Horrible takedown by Hakkenslash or perhaps it was just good defense by Spoakin which made him look bad.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spoakin circles away from the clinch attempt.
Hakkenslash throws a hook to the side of Spoakin's head but Spoakin sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Spoakin scores with a nice head shot.
Hakkenslash lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Hakkenslash misses with a takedown attempt - Spoakin sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Hakkenslash throws a right and a left that both miss.
Spoakin slips under a jab.
Hakkenslash lands a right hook to the body.
Spoakin throws a hook but Hakkenslash avoids it easily.
Spoakin slips a jab and a cross from Hakkenslash.
Hakkenslash avoids the body shot from Spoakin.
Hakkenslash throws a nice looking combination but Spoakin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Spoakin swats away the attempt to clinch by Hakkenslash.
Spoakin lands with a shot to the body.
Spoakin misses with a hook.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spoakin scores with a hook.
A swing and a miss from Spoakin.
Hakkenslash throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Horrible takedown by Hakkenslash or perhaps it was just good defense by Spoakin which made him look bad.
Eulogy Spoakin has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Gunter Hakkenslash.
No luck for Hakkenslash with that takedown attempt.
Spoakin throws a jab when Hakkenslash was well out of range.
Spoakin lands a with a good body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Spoakin misses with a looping right.
Spoakin looks to land a left hand but Hakkenslash moved out of range nicely.
Spoakin digs a good body shot into Hakkenslash's ribs.
Hakkenslash looks gassed!
Hakkenslash slips a straight right by Spoakin.
Spoakin looks to land a right hand but Hakkenslash moved out of range.
Hakkenslash slips under a jab from Spoakin.
Eulogy Spoakin is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The fight stays on the outside here - Hakkenslash looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Hakkenslash throws a series of punches but Spoakin moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spoakin looks to land a right hand but Hakkenslash moved out of range.
Hakkenslash fails with an attempt to clinch.
Hakkenslash misses with the combination.
Spoakin throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Hakkenslash sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Spoakin scores with the left hand. Hakkenslash knows he should have avoided that one.
Spoakin catches Hakkenslash with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Spoakin misses the shot to the body.
Spoakin moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Jab by Spoakin.

Hakkenslash is rocked!
Spoakin cracks Hakkenslash with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Hakkenslash falls to his knees and Spoakin doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Eulogy Spoakin!