PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mr Stigu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fedor Vladimirov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stigu comes into the arena with Sabrina-Boys blaring out of the sound system. Vladimirov has chosen Pelageya & Darya Moroz - Walking through a field with a horse as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Stigu
vs
Vladimirov

198 cm
29
250 lbs
25 - 16 - 0

190 cm
27
240 lbs
13 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Mr Stigu!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Fedor Vladimirov!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Donald Grub and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stigu throws a sloppy body shot
and Vladimirov counters with a stiff right hand.

It looks like Mr Stigu has been cut.
Vladimirov throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Stigu looks to land a combination. Vladimirov sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Stigu loads up on a big right hand but Vladimirov slips the punch.
Vladimirov throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Stigu pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Vladimirov turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Mr Stigu seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Stigu misses with a looping right.
Vladimirov tries to work over Stigu's front leg with a kick but Stigu checks it.
Stigu fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Vladimirov manages to avoid it.
Stigu misses with the combination.

Vladimirov gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
The referee is keeping an eye on Vladimirov - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.

Vladimirov manages to break the clinch.
Stigu misses with a few strikes there.
Stigu tries to bum rush Vladimirov with a series of wild strikes but Vladimirov uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
A lazy left from Stigu finds it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stigu swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Vladimirov with a body punch. A glancing blow.

Vladimirov closes the distance and clinches.
Vladimirov misses with a hook to the ribs.
Stigu swings wildly with an uppercut but Vladimirov uses good head movement to avoid it.
Vladimirov lands a body shot in the clinch.

Vladimirov breaks the clinch.
Stigu throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A low kick from Stigu is predictable there
and Vladimirov counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Crunch! Vladimirov slams his shin into Stigu's torso.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Stigu takes a kick to the side of the head.
A big left from Stigu misses.
Vladimirov scores with a kick to the midsection.
Stigu is breathing heavily.

Vladimirov closes the distance and clinches.
Vladimirov stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Vladimirov lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Stigu.
Vladimirov pushes Stigu back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vladimirov lands a right hand.

Vladimirov breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A looping hook to the body misses from Stigu. Vladimirov does a little dance to reset his feet.
Vladimirov lands with a kick to the ribs.
Vladimirov tries to bum rush Stigu with a series of wild strikes but Stigu uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Vladimirov throws a leg kick which misses Stigu's front leg but catches the back leg as Stigu tries to avoid it.
Vladimirov lands with a kick to the ribs.
Vladimirov throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Stigu.
Vladimirov throws a right hand that Stigu ducks under and follows up with a left that Stigu also avoids with ease.
Stigu misses with a two punch combination.

Vladimirov closes the distance and clinches.

Vladimirov manages to break the clinch.
No joy there for Stigu, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Stigu misses with a hook to the body
letting Vladimirov counter with a right hand.
Vladimirov throws a series of punches but Stigu avoids them all with ease.
Stigu takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Vladimirov seems to be stalking Stigu here. He circles momentarily and then unleashes a devastatic head kick! Stigu drops like a stone, out cold! WOW! Are you kidding me!? What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Fedor Vladimirov!
Fedor Vladimirov is the new heavyweight champion!
Fedor Vladimirov decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.