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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kenshiro Kasumi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lucas LaVey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kasumi's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Ai Wo Torimodose aka Song of Manliness. Lucas LaVey told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!
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11 - 10 - 1 |
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210 lbs
23 - 11 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Kenshiro Kasumi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
23 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lucas LaVey!
The judges for this bout are Hirohito Nitta, Shigeki Sano and Taro Takaoka.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A nice inside leg kick there by Kasumi. That's going to slow LaVey down.
Kasumi blocks a head kick by LaVey.
LaVey blocks a jab.
LaVey slips a jab and a cross from Kasumi.
Kasumi throws an ugly left hook that misses
and LaVey counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Kasumi is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Kasumi checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Kasumi fails to land with a series of punches.
Kasumi takes a kick to the side of the head.
Kasumi misses with a two punch combination.
LaVey pulls out of a head kick attempt.
LaVey swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Kasumi waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract LaVey.
LaVey tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Kasumi throws a body punch but LaVey moves out of range.
Kasumi blocks a head kick by LaVey.
Kasumi rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but LaVey moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Kasumi loads up on a big right hand but LaVey slips the punch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kasumi takes a swing at LaVey's ribcage but misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kasumi lands a slapping body shot.
A good leg kick by Kasumi.
Kasumi swings away with a body shot that misses
and LaVey counters with a straight right hand.
Kasumi moves out of range as LaVey strikes.
Kasumi throws a leg kick
and LaVey counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Kasumi is lucky that one didn't land flush.
LaVey on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Kasumi. Kasumi obviously looking to wear him down.
Kasumi shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kasumi wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Kasumi misses with a wild body shot.
A nice inside leg kick there by Kasumi. That's going to slow LaVey down.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Kasumi lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and LaVey has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from LaVey and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Kasumi misses with a low kick as LaVey jumps back.
LaVey takes one to the chin there.
LaVey throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A head kick misses from LaVey.
LaVey tries a head kick but it misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kasumi throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Kasumi throws a jab when LaVey was well out of range.
LaVey steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Kasumi.
LaVey takes a swing at Kasumi's ribcage but misses.
Kasumi throws a hook but LaVey blocks it.
Kasumi uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before LaVey has time to react.
Kasumi lands a jab.
LaVey fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Kasumi.
A clash of legs there as LaVey blocks the low kick.
Kasumi tried to score with a low kick but LaVey checks it.
LaVey lands with a kick to the temple. Kasumi shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
A jab from Kasumi does it's job there.
Kasumi has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from LaVey.
Kasumi lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kasumi thows a left - swing and a miss!
LaVey scores with a sloppy right hand. Kasumi should have avoided that one.
LaVey throws a looping overhand right but Kasumi ducks down to avoid it.
Kasumi throws a body punch but LaVey moves out of range.
LaVey tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
An inside leg kick from LaVey misses.
Kasumi thows a body shot but no joy.
Kasumi misses with a hook. LaVey ducked under it nicely.
Kasumi blocks a head kick by LaVey.
Kasumi thows a body shot but no joy.
LaVey throws a head kick that misses.
LaVey lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
LaVey tries a head kick but it misses.
Kasumi swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by LaVey.
Kasumi checks the leg kick nicely there.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
LaVey thumps Kasumi with a low kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
LaVey's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Kasumi connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! LaVey scrambles back to his feet.
Kasumi tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Kasumi looking to land some kicks to the body here.
LaVey misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
LaVey moves away from the strike by Kasumi.
LaVey tries to land a front kick but Kasumi steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
LaVey throws a low kick but Kasumi moves out of range easily.
The fighters circle, before LaVey throws a beautiful high kick that crashes into Kasumi's neck, sending him stumbling to the floor! LaVey lands more strikes and forces a referee stoppage! That one ended in an instant!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick & Punches). Lucas LaVey!
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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