PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Turd Fergisson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ike Turner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fergisson comes to the ring accompanied by Legion of Doom. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Fergisson
vs
Turner

150 cm
32
162 lbs
16 - 5 - 0

175 cm
24
166 lbs
10 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Turd Fergisson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ike Turner!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Turner connects with a solid leg kick.
Fergisson fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Turner - that will leave a mark!
Turner looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Turner throws a front kick that sends Fergisson stumbling back into the ropes.
Turner is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Turner is looking to clinch but Fergisson is avoiding it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fergisson has a takedown stuffed.
Turner throws a front kick that sends Fergisson stumbling back into the ropes.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Turner. Fergisson shrugs it off though.
Fergisson is breathing heavily.
Fergisson takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Turner with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Both fighters circling a little - Turner finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.

Turner moves into the clinch.
Turner lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Turner lands a left hand.
Turner misses with a short punch on the inside.
Turner is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Still in the clinch, Turner scores with a nice short uppercut.
Turner lands with a left to the head.

Turner's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
The fight stays on the outside here - Turner looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

Fergisson scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Fergisson throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.

Fergisson looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fergisson misses with a head shot. Turner uses the momentum to regain guard.
Fergisson has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Fergisson throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Turner works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Turner avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fergisson throws a strike but Turner rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Fergisson looking for a sweep. Not yet Fergisson, not yet.
Fergisson wants to control but Turner passes easily into half guard.
Fergisson really is built like a bowling ball. I wonder if he'd roll if you pushed him down a hill...
Fergisson is trying to get back to full guard.
Fergisson is working hard here to advance position.
Turner is looking to take a break and control but Fergisson is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turner is thwarting Fergisson's attempts to control the position.
Fergisson wants to get back to full guard but Turner has passed into side control.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Fergisson is looking to reverse the position.
Turner has control of an arm but Fergisson manages to advance to Turner's back!

Turner is displaying good submission defense - not really looking in danger of submitting to the rear naked choke at the moment. That could change in an instant of course if Fergisson gets his way!
Turner has his hands over his head blocking the strikes from Fergisson.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Fergisson somehow managing to miss with a strike from the back.
Fergisson struggling to land strikes to the head as Turner covers up.

Turner preventing the rear naked choke attempt from Fergisson.
Turner wriggles onto his back under a barage of strikes.
Fergisson misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Fergisson postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Turner looks a forlorn figure.
Turner regains half guard.
Fergisson is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Fergisson is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Turner has managed to free his arm - good work.
Fergisson is looking to advance position but Turner won't allow it.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Fergisson thows a huge punch but Turner dodges it nicely.
Turner looks like he's trying to stand up.
Turner is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Fergisson scores with a couple of nice shots.

Fergisson is looking for a kimura. It's pretty deep but Turner still has the half guard so he's probably OK. Oh, Turner has exploded into a beautiful escape there and after a quick scramble, he's ended up in side control on top! Nice work!
Turner working away.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Fergisson holds on to Turner's head and controls the position momentarily.
Fergisson bucks up and tries to throw Turner off but instead Turner has got his back!
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
I would not like to be Fergisson right now.
You can see the frustration on Fergisson's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Fergisson is trying to get back to his feet but he's not managed it yet.
Fergisson is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fergisson trying to control the hands but Turner breaks the grip.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Ike Turner will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Fergisson shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Turner as he jumps to the side.
Turner cracks the inside of Fergisson's front leg.
Fergisson walks forward, straight into a front kick from Turner.
Fergisson steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Turner. That one must have hurt.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Turner throws a front kick that sends Fergisson stumbling back into the ropes.
Nice body kick from Turner.
Turner lands a jab to Fergisson's midsection.
Turner tries to close the distance and clinch up but Fergisson swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Turner fails in his attempt to clinch.
Turner scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Turner lands with a nice body kick.
Turner throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.

Turner cracks Fergisson with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Fergisson looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Turner finish him?

Fergisson is rocked!
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Fergisson stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Turner.
Oh Fergisson is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Turner cracks Fergisson with a brutal left hook that knocks him out cold! This one is over in a flash! Game over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:09 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ike Turner!