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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Bruce Alvarez Banner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Urinus Limberdinkle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Banner comes to the cage accompanied by Perseverance by HateBreed. Limberdinkle comes into a darkened arena with his song building. BLUNT- The Iron Maiden kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Urinus Limberdinkle has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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163 lbs
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Lethal high kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
24 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Bruce Alvarez Banner!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
31 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Urinus Limberdinkle!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Bruno Hogan and Skip Squint.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A swing and a miss from Banner.
Urinus Limberdinkle seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Limberdinkle throws a solid leg kick but Banner takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Banner throws a jab when Limberdinkle was well out of range.
Banner misses with a hook.
Banner stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Limberdinkle looks to land a right hand but Banner moved out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Banner. Those never looked like landing.
Limberdinkle throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Limberdinkle moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Limberdinkle throws a front kick aimed at Banner's knee but Banner avoids it well.
Banner digs a good hook to Limberdinkle's body.
Limberdinkle scores with a head kick.
Banner fails with a takedown attempt.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nice uppercut there from Banner.
Limberdinkle lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Limberdinkle blocks a head kick by Banner.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Limberdinkle lands a two punch combo.
Banner swats away the attempt to clinch by Limberdinkle.
Banner throws a jab but it's blocked by Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Banner as he jumps to the side.
Banner scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Limberdinkle scores with a head kick. Banner tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
A thudding body kick lands there by Limberdinkle!
Limberdinkle throws a low kick but Banner avoids it.
Banner blocks the body kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Limberdinkle.
Banner scores with a shot to the body.
Banner shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Limberdinkle as he avoids it easily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Banner will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bruce Alvarez Banner. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Limberdinkle gets caught napping as Banner dives in and scores a takedown. Limberdinkle manages to retain guard.
Banner will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Limberdinkle pulls Banner in close to his closed guard and prevents Banner from doing any damage or advancing position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Banner pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Limberdinkle is keeping the position for now.
Banner won't allow Limberdinkle to sweep him here.
Banner wants to pass the guard but Limberdinkle is keeping the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Banner passes Limberdinkle's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Limberdinkle is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Banner thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Banner wants to free his trapped foot but Limberdinkle is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Limberdinkle is looking for a sweep. Banner is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Banner is working for a kimura but Limberdinkle is defending it quite comfortably.
Limberdinkle won't allow Banner to pass to mount.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.
Banner trying to mount his opponent but Limberdinkle defends it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Limberdinkle trying to control but Banner postures up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Urinus Limberdinkle will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Limberdinkle buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Limberdinkle walks into a straight right hand from Banner.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick but Banner moves out of range.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that misses.
Limberdinkle takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Limberdinkle throws a nice inside leg kick.
Banner stuns Limberdinkle with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Limberdinkle fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Banner dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Banner takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Banner lands a two punch combo.
Banner walks into a stiff left hand from Limberdinkle.
Banner shoots in but no luck this time.
Limberdinkle showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Banner.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Banner misses with a series of wild punches.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Limberdinkle lands a high kick!
Banner misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Banner avoids the head kick by Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Banner throws a hook to the side of Limberdinkle's head but Limberdinkle sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Limberdinkle throws a predictable looking body shot
and Banner decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Limberdinkle's guard.
Limberdinkle controlling Banner's posture.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Limberdinkle keeping full guard, as Banner tries to pass.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Banner.
Banner trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Banner throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Limberdinkle works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Limberdinkle looking to control.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Urinus Limberdinkle was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Banner swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Banner fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bruce Alvarez Banner. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle scores with a spinning back kick!
Banner throws a series of punches but Limberdinkle moves out of range.
Limberdinkle misses with a low kick.
Banner with a poor takedown
and Limberdinkle counters with a solid body kick.
Nice uppercut lands for Banner. That snapped Limberdinkle's head back.
Limberdinkle looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Limberdinkle throws a sloppy head kick and Banner moves out of range easily.
Banner swats away the attempt to clinch by Limberdinkle.
Banner is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Limberdinkle lands a head kick. Banner smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Urinus Limberdinkle seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Banner swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Limberdinkle throws a half hearted mid kick.
Banner changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Limberdinkle looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Banner throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Limberdinkle stops Banner from passing to mount.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Banner throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Limberdinkle prevents Banner from improving position.
Banner creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Limberdinkle sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Limberdinkle sneaks back into half guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Limberdinkle controlling the position for now.
Limberdinkle avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Banner.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Bruce Alvarez Banner will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Banner keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Banner misses the jab.
A shot to the liver by Limberdinkle. Beautiful body shot.
Banner fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Limberdinkle throws a sloppy head kick and Banner moves out of range easily.
Limberdinkle throws a leg kick but Banner checks it.
Limberdinkle lands a nice hook to Banner's body. Banner takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
A slow jab from Banner misses its intended target.
Limberdinkle pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Banner fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Banner looks to land a left hand but Limberdinkle moved out of range nicely.
Limberdinkle misses with a looping left.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Banner crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Limberdinkle - the referee stops the clock and Banner gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Limberdinkle. Banner manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Nice defenses there by Banner.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Limberdinkle connects with a leg kick. Banner looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Banner is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Banner takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Limberdinkle throws a leg kick that misses.
Banner takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Banner takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Banner moves out of range of the body kick from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Banner lands a lovely overhand right.
Banner looks to score with a jab to the body but Limberdinkle is just out of range.
Limberdinkle throws a sloppy head kick and Banner moves out of range easily.
Limberdinkle gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Banner.
Limberdinkle takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Banner will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that misses.
Limberdinkle misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Limberdinkle misses with a head kick.
Banner looks to land a left hand but Limberdinkle moved out of range nicely.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle lands with a kick to the temple. Banner shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Banner moves out of range of the body kick from Limberdinkle.
Banner throws a right hand that Limberdinkle ducks under and follows up with a left that Limberdinkle also avoids with ease.
Banner is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Banner tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Limberdinkle looks to land a body kick but Banner moved away.
Banner closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Banner throws a right hand that misses
and Limberdinkle counters with a head kick.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Limberdinkle. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Banner keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick but Banner moves out of range.
Banner throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Limberdinkle tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Banner was well out of range. Poor timing from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Banner throws a combination that misses
and Limberdinkle counters with a thumping low kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Limberdinkle defending well as Banner loads up on a big left hand.
Limberdinkle throws a nice outside leg kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Banner stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Limberdinkle throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
A nice inside leg kick there by Limberdinkle. That's going to slow Banner down.
Banner throws a series of strikes that have Limberdinkle backpedaling.
Banner on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Limberdinkle. Limberdinkle obviously looking to wear him down.
Limberdinkle misses with an attempted mid kick.
Banner cracks Limberdinkle with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Banner takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Banner throws a lazy right hand but Limberdinkle sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Limberdinkle lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Banner closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Limberdinkle lands with a shot to the body.
Limberdinkle scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Banner is looking to improve his position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle is trying to control the action in half guard but Banner is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Limberdinkle is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Banner can't escape the position.
Limberdinkle working Banner over with strikes here.
Banner working to try and regain half guard.
The referee warns Banner that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Limberdinkle tries to control but Banner wriggling away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Urinus Limberdinkle really dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Banner chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Limberdinkle can pounce on him.
Limberdinkle pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Banner takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Limberdinkle throws out a leg kick but Banner moves out of range and Limberdinkle only half commits.
Limberdinkle scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Limberdinkle fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Banner has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Banner avoids the head kick by Limberdinkle.
Banner throws a nice looking combination but Limberdinkle bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Banner uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle pivots, looking for a leg kick but Banner is out of range and Limberdinkle settles back down.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick but Banner moves out of range.
Banner swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Limberdinkle throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Banner avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Limberdinkle scores with a nice body kick.
Limberdinkle moves out of range of the strikes.
Limberdinkle misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Banner.
Some bone on bone action there as Banner checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Limberdinkle looking to score a takedown here. Banner is defending well but Limberdinkle drives through and ends up in Banner's guard.
Banner can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Limberdinkle controls the pace.
Banner is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Limberdinkle with a flurry of punches that miss.
Limberdinkle stopping the sweep attempt from Banner.
Limberdinkle content to stall in guard here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Limberdinkle looking to sit in guard and control but Banner gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Banner wants to pass the guard but Limberdinkle is keeping the position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle trying to control the position here.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Banner stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Limberdinkle swivels though and keeps the full guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Banner trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Banner working some strikes from top position.
Limberdinkle keeping full guard, as Banner tries to pass.
Limberdinkle is trying to control the position but Banner postures up.
Banner tries to free his leg and advance position but Limberdinkle is retaining full guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Limberdinkle is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Urinus Limberdinkle dominated that fourth round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Limberdinkle connects with a solid leg kick.
Banner steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Limberdinkle. That one must have hurt.
Limberdinkle misses with a double jab.
Banner ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Limberdinkle moves away.
Banner blocks a leg kick.
Banner is trying hard to land a takedown here. Limberdinkle sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
A telegraphed right hand from Banner misses the target.
Banner tests Limberdinkle's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Limberdinkle misses with a leg kick.
Banner moves away from the strike by Limberdinkle.
Banner swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Limberdinkle misses with a body kick.
Banner connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Limberdinkle momentarily.
Some bone on bone action there as Banner checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Banner fails with a takedown attempt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Banner with a nice cross.
Nice defenses there by Limberdinkle.
A clash of legs there as Banner blocks the low kick.
Banner clobbers Limberdinkle with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Limberdinkle misses with a low kick.
Limberdinkle is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Banner rather than just go for the knockout.
Limberdinkle throws a leg kick but Banner sees it coming and moves out of range.
Banner thows a body shot but no joy.
Limberdinkle stuffs the takedown attempt from Banner. Banner gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bruce Alvarez Banner. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Banner moves out of range of the body kick from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle throws a sloppy head kick and Banner moves out of range easily.
Banner ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Limberdinkle moves away.
Limberdinkle looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Bruce Alvarez Banner has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Banner on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Limberdinkle ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Banner swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Limberdinkle has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Banner finds it's way round the side to connect with Limberdinkle's head.
Limberdinkle lands a body shot.
Limberdinkle plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Limberdinkle scores with a jab to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Limberdinkle misses with a body kick.
Limberdinkle looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Limberdinkle looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Banner connects with a jab.
Limberdinkle keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - an gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Banner avoids the head kick by Limberdinkle.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
No joy there for Limberdinkle, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Limberdinkle scores with a nice strike.
Limberdinkle pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Limberdinkle misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Limberdinkle with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Banner blocks a low kick nicely.
Banner lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Banner throws a predictable looking body shot
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that misses.
Banner tries to work over Limberdinkle's front leg with a kick but Limberdinkle checks it.
Banner throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Limberdinkle gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Banner stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Limberdinkle swivels though and keeps the full guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Banner's guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Limberdinkle throws a big right hand that misses.
Banner bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Limberdinkle's guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Banner stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Limberdinkle swivels though and keeps the full guard.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Urinus Limberdinkle.
I think Limberdinkle has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 46:49
Judge Bruno Hogan scores the fight 45:50
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 46:50
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Urinus Limberdinkle!
Urinus Limberdinkle is the new welterweight champion!
After winning the bout, Urinus Limberdinkle thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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