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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Hanz Titties (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hooper Smith (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Hooper Smith was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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150 lbs
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150 lbs
3 - 9 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Big heart |
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BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Hanz Titties!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Hooper Smith!
The judges for this bout are Shirou Masuda, Yasuomi Hirokawa and Hirohito Nitta.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Titties decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Titties not doing much here.
Titties is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Titties controlling the action here.
Titties takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Titties scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Smith taking some punishment here, with Titties in his half guard.
Smith trying to control from the bottom.
Smith really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Titties. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Smith is trying to stand up here but Titties is controlling him well.
Smith is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Smith trying to control but Titties postures up.
Titties working the head and body with strikes.
Titties passes to side control.
Smith bucks up and tries to throw Titties off but instead Titties has got his back!
Titties has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Smith is taking damage to the body and head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Titties lands with a nice looking elbow that stuns Smith.
Can Smith hold on?! Titties is landing more strikes to his hapless foe.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Titties scores with some strikes to the side of the head there. Good, points scoring shots.
Titties is riding his opponent, not letting Smith buck him off.
Titties connects with a big shot to the side of Smith's head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Watch the back of the head! Comes the shout from the referee towards Titties.
Good control from Titties.
Titties not allowing Smith to control his hands.
Titties scores with punches and elbows.
Titties lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Titties scores with punches from the back.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Titties is working for the choke. I would put my money on him to finish from this position. He's rolled onto his back and has dragged Smith with him. Smith is trying to defend but Titties has an arm under the chin now! Smith grimaces and is forced to tap out!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Hanz Titties!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
37% |
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