PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Glenn Wauler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Swag Fo Dayz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wauler's entrance music is Good 'ol Boy. A fine choice. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Swag Fo Dayz was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Wauler
vs
Fo Dayz

168 cm
24
161 lbs
12 - 4 - 0

150 cm
25
158 lbs
13 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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CEC Nutrition Q160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Glenn Wauler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Swag Fo Dayz!
The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, Steve Montenegro and Lou da Vinci.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dayz throws a chopping leg kick but Wauler manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Wauler lands a body shot.
A big right from Wauler misses.
Glenn Wauler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wauler looks to land a right hand but Dayz moved out of range.
Wauler fails in his attempt to clinch.
Wauler ducks down and throws a hook to the body.

Wauler drives through and clinches with Dayz against the cage.
A body shot lands from Wauler.
Wauler working aggressively here.
Wauler lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wauler blocks a body shot from Dayz.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wauler throws a head punch that misses.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Wauler avoiding damage.
Dayz takes a shot to the head.

Dayz escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wauler looks to land a combination but Dayz avoids it well.
Wauler ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Dayz avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Dayz throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dayz just misses with a punch to the body.
Wauler getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Dayz looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Dayz uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Wauler.
Dayz looks to score with a jab to the body but Wauler is just out of range.
Dayz looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Dayz.
Dayz avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Wauler lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Dayz at a distance.
Wauler lands a body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wauler avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Dayz slips a straight right by Wauler.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wauler looks to land a left hand but Dayz moved out of range nicely.
Nice defenses there by Dayz.
Wauler connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Wauler misses with a hook. Dayz ducked under it nicely.
Wauler throws an off balance right hand
and Dayz counters with a thumping low kick.
Dayz walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Wauler lands a jab to the head.
A looping hook to the body misses from Wauler. Dayz does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dayz moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Wauler throws a monster overhand right that drops Dayz! Wauler follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Glenn Wauler!
A very excited looking Glenn Wauler made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.