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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Chester Molester (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mystic Hammer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mystic Hammer looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!
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145 lbs
0 - 1 - 0 |
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175 cm
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141 lbs
1 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Chester Molester!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Mystic Hammer!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Hugh Johnson and Eliza Hachem.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hammer avoids a punch combination nicely.
Molester throws a right hand that Hammer ducks under and follows up with a left that Hammer also avoids with ease.
Hammer drives through and clinches with Molester against the cage.
Molester is fighting off a takedown attempt but Hammer is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Molester to the mat. Molester regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.
Hammer wants to control from the top but Molester keeps moving.
Hammer sitting in guard here, content to control.
Molester is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Molester really is a fat lump.
Hammer throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Molester works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hammer is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Hammer looks gassed!
Molester working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Hammer.
Hammer wants to control from the top but Molester keeps moving.
Hammer looking to pass the guard.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Hammer fails with an attempt to clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Molester throws a right and a left that Hammer avoids nicely.
Hammer scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Molester tries to kick Hammer off but Hammer keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hammer prevents Molester from improving his position.
Hammer wants to control but Molester is keeping him busy.
Molester knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Hammer on the ground.
Hammer wants to pass to mount but Molester is defending the position.
Hammer is tying to control. Molester wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Molester wants to get back to his feet.
Hammer is taking a breather. Molester says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Hammer thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Molester's head.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Molester throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
No joy there for Molester, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Molester swinging wilding here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Hammer bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Hammer tries to score with some ground and pound. Molester controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Molester managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Hammer.
Hammer wants to lay and pray for a moment but Molester keeps working.
Molester tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Hammer wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Hammer lands a nice forearm strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Mystic Hammer dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Molester looks to land a combination but Hammer avoids it well.
Molester on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Hammer. Hammer obviously looking to wear him down.
A nice leg kick lands there from Hammer.
Molester lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Molester.
Molester misses with the combination.
Molester walks into a jab.
A punch combination from Molester misses.
Chester Molester is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Hammer misses with a few strikes there.
Molester swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Molester swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Molester falls off balance throwing a combination
and Hammer counters by clinching up.
Hammer stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Hammer manages to break the clinch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Molester rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Hammer moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Molester throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Hammer counters by moving into the clinch.
Hammer manages to break the clinch.
Molester throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Hammer holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Hammer lands an elbow inside that Molester shrugs off.
Molester wants to get back to striking at distance but Hammer won't allow it.
Hammer is looking to break free of the clinch but Molester has double underhooks.
Molester has had enough of the clinch but Hammer keeps him there for the moment.
Molester can't break the clinch.
Molester wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Hammer is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Molester wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Molester wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Hammer has him pressed against the cage.
Molester wants to break free but Hammer has control.
Hammer prevents Molester from breaking the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Molester can't break the clinch.
Molester wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Hammer has him pressed against the cage.
Molester is trying to break free.
Molester has had enough of the clinch but Hammer keeps him there for the moment.
Hammer throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Hammer tries to work over Molester's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Hammer keeps control of Molester as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Molester breaks the clinch.
Molester misses with a double jab
and Hammer counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Hammer trying to pass the guard but Molester defending well.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hammer wants to advance to full mount but Molester doesn't think that's going to happen and regains full guard instead.
Hammer trying to control but Molester is working from the bottom.
Hammer working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Molester has a closed guard, preventing Hammer from standing up.
Hammer wants to control from the top but Molester keeps moving.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fight is doing enough on the ground.
Molester digs a good body shot into Hammer's ribs.
Hammer throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Molester throws a combination. Hammer tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Hammer thuds a left hand into Molester's body.
Some wild striking there from Molester.
Molester scores with a three punch combo!
Molester digs a good hook to Hammer's body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Chester Molester will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
Molester throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Hammer.
Hammer throws a right and a left that both miss.
Molester thows a left - swing and a miss!
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Molester.
A jab from Molester misses.
Molester lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Molester.
Hammer lands a high kick!
Molester works Hammer's body with a nice hook.
Molester misses with a double jab
and Hammer counters by moving into the clinch.
Hammer manages to break the clinch.
Molester rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Hammer moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Hammer looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Molester!
Hammer trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Poor strikes thrown by Hammer there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Molester is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
Molester is squirming around, avoiding Hammer's attempts to control the action.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Hammer thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Hammer tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Hammer jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Molester manages to avoid the submission attempt.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Molester lands with a straight right. Hammer didn't see that one coming.
Chester Molester is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Hammer drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
A punch combination from Hammer misses.
Chester Molester seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Molester misses with a jab, cross combination.
Nice cross by Hammer.
Molester swinging wilding here.
Molester goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Hammer decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hammer slows the pace down in half guard.
Hammer sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Molester defending well though.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hammer wants to control but Molester is keeping him busy.
Hammer controlling the pace.
Molester might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Hammer wants to pass the guard but Molester is defending well.
And that's the end of the fight!
Mystic Hammer comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Hammer has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 28:29
Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight 28:29
Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mystic Hammer!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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