PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Kamil Cieslako (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jamir Inumerable (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Inumerable's choice of entrance music: Wishmaster-nightwish. Kamil Cieslako is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Cieslako
vs
Inumerable

185 cm
19
185 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

171 cm
24
185 lbs
3 - 3 - 1

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Self confident

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Kamil Cieslako!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Jamir Inumerable!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Cesar, Leandro Rodrigues and Seu Braga.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cieslako darts in trying to clinch

and Inumerable counters with a crisp one two that drops Cieslako! Inumerable thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Cieslako to his feet! Cieslako is in big trouble!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cieslako fails with a takedown attempt.
Cieslako tries to clinch but Inumerable moves away
and Inumerable counters with a beautiful right hand that knocks Cieslako out cold! What a finish! Inumerable is going crazy, running around the mat, summersaulting off the corner posts and screaming into the cameras. Something tells me he's pretty happy!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jamir Inumerable!
Post fight, Jamir Inumerable stared into the camera and said 'FUCK YOU GEORGE ST.PIERRE FUCK YOU VICE GANDA FUCK YOU CRISELDA ILAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!'.