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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Remy Growwoo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chuck Fuck Tito (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Remy Growwoo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
22 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Chuck Fuck Tito!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Winston Howard and Skip Squint.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fuck Tito is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Growwoo.
Growwoo wants to clinch
and Fuck Tito counters with a straight right hand.
Growwoo is looking to clinch but Fuck Tito is avoiding it.
Growwoo moves in looking to clinch but Fuck Tito pushes him off.
Growwoo misses with a leg kick.
Growwoo pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Growwoo gets caught flat footed, as Fuck Tito shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Fuck Tito won't allow Growwoo to sweep him here.
Growwoo wants to stand up but Fuck Tito is controlling him.
Fuck Tito is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Growwoo looking to hit a scissor sweep but Fuck Tito is one step ahead there.
Fuck Tito not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuck Tito trying to control but Growwoo is working from the bottom.
OK we're going to have a standup here. Chuck Fuck Tito hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Fuck Tito shoots in but Growwoo avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Growwoo takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Growwoo really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Fuck Tito bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Growwoo's head.
Growwoo takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Growwoo moves to clinch but Fuck Tito breaks away
and Fuck Tito counters with a nice uppercut.
Growwoo tries to clinch there but Fuck Tito circles away.
Fuck Tito misses with a hook.
Growwoo doesn't manage to clinch there - Fuck Tito circles away.
Remy Growwoo is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Growwoo connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
It looks like Chuck Fuck Tito has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Growwoo clinches up with Fuck Tito and pushes him back against the cage.
Growwoo is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Fuck Tito is keeping busy.
Fuck Tito blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Growwoo tries to stall but Fuck Tito uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Growwoo tries to land knees in the clinch but Fuck Tito avoids the damage to the body.
Growwoo lands a nice elbow.
Fuck Tito managing to block the knees to the body from Growwoo.
Growwoo is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Fuck Tito is defending well for now.
Fuck Tito tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Growwoo's elbow.
Fuck Tito tries to throw a body punch but Growwoo avoids it by throwing Fuck Tito back against the cage.
Growwoo trying to land knees to the body.
Growwoo misses with a knee strike.
Growwoo blocks a body shot from Fuck Tito.
Growwoo throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Fuck Tito blocks the elbow strike.
Growwoo trying to land knees to the body.
Fuck Tito misses with the head strike.
Growwoo tries a knee to the head but Fuck Tito blocks it.
Growwoo scores with a knee to the head.
Growwoo stalling in the clinch but Fuck Tito improves position.
A left hand lands to the body for Fuck Tito.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito tries a body shot but Growwoo blocks it.
Fuck Tito swings wildly with an uppercut but Growwoo uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fuck Tito on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Growwoo missing with knees to the body.
Growwoo misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Fuck Tito prevents a body shot from Growwoo.
Fuck Tito blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Growwoo with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Fuck Tito tries a body shot but Growwoo blocks it.
Fuck Tito gets through Growwoo's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Fuck Tito prevents a body shot from Growwoo.
Growwoo is looking to control Fuck Tito's arms but Fuck Tito gets an underhook and turns him. Now Growwoo has his back to the cage.
Growwoo trying to land knees to the body.
Growwoo working Fuck Tito over with knees to the body.
Growwoo blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Fuck Tito is leaning against Growwoo and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Fuck Tito has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Growwoo avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Growwoo putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Fuck Tito in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fuck Tito misses with a body punch.
Fuck Tito lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Growwoo backwards.
Growwoo blocks a body shot from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
With the fighters up against the cage, Growwoo throws an elbow but misses.
Fuck Tito has clasped his hands together around Growwoo's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done.
Fuck Tito misses with the ground and pound.
Fuck Tito with the ground and pound but Growwoo regains half guard under the barage of strikes.
Fuck Tito not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fuck Tito controlling the pace.
Growwoo wants to improve his position but Fuck Tito is controlling well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Chuck Fuck Tito will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Chuck Fuck Tito's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Growwoo gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Fuck Tito postures up.
Fuck Tito wants to control from the top but Growwoo keeps moving.
Fuck Tito sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Fuck Tito has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Growwoo is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Fuck Tito slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
OK we're going to have a standup here. Chuck Fuck Tito hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Fuck Tito looks to score with a jab to the body but Growwoo is just out of range.
A big right from Fuck Tito misses.
Fuck Tito throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Fuck Tito misses with a jab, cross combination.
Growwoo fails in his attempt to clinch.
Fuck Tito circles away from the clinch attempt.
Growwoo doesn't manage to clinch there - Fuck Tito circles away.
Growwoo looks to score with a jab to the body but Fuck Tito is just out of range.
Growwoo doesn't manage to clinch there - Fuck Tito circles away.
Fuck Tito misses with a takedown attempt - Growwoo sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Growwoo tries to close the distance and clinch but Fuck Tito swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Fuck Tito avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Fuck Tito keeps the fight on the outside.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Fuck Tito leaning his opponent against the cage.
Growwoo misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito has a couple of punches blocked by Growwoo.
Growwoo lands a nice uppercut.
Fuck Tito blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Nice elbow from Growwoo.
Growwoo blocks an uppercut.
Fuck Tito lands a takedown into guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fuck Tito is looking to work some ground and pound but Growwoo has wrist control.
Fuck Tito trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Fuck Tito stopping the sweep attempt from Growwoo.
Fuck Tito controls from within his opponent's guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Growwoo wants to sweep but no luck.
Growwoo is working hard here to advance position.
Growwoo looking to control.
Fuck Tito throwing strikes from guard but Growwoo blocks nicely.
Growwoo being controlled here, momentarily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Growwoo tries to close the distance and clinch but Fuck Tito swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Growwoo takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Growwoo tries to close the distance and clinch up but Fuck Tito swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Fuck Tito takes a kick to the side of the head.
Growwoo is looking to clinch.
Growwoo tries to close the distance and clinch up but Fuck Tito swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Growwoo wants to clinch up but Fuck Tito keeps it at a distance.
Fuck Tito misses with a wild body shot.
Growwoo tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Fuck Tito counters with a nice uppercut.
Remy Growwoo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fuck Tito lands a glancing blow to the side of Growwoo's head.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Growwoo looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Growwoo needs to keep his hands up - Fuck Tito had a free shot at his head there.
Growwoo tries to close the distance and clinch up but Fuck Tito swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Growwoo moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Growwoo darts in trying to clinch
and Fuck Tito counters with a stiff right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Chuck Fuck Tito will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Chuck Fuck Tito's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Excellent takedown into side control there by Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito throws a strike aimed at the side of Growwoo's head but Growwoo avoids it well.
Fuck Tito trying to control the position but Growwoo is working away.
Fuck Tito looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Growwoo is avoiding damage well.
Growwoo is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
Growwoo dodges the ground and pound from Fuck Tito.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuck Tito trying to control the action but Growwoo is working from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Growwoo tries to bench press Fuck Tito off him but Fuck Tito keeps the position.
Fuck Tito controls the position.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Growwoo stops Fuck Tito from passing to mount.
Fuck Tito lands a decent elbow from side control.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito wants to control but Growwoo is keeping him busy.
Fuck Tito taking a breather here.
Growwoo is looking to reverse the position.
Chuck Fuck Tito has got the better of the ground game so far.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito tries to move into full mount but can't pass Growwoo's legs.
Growwoo is looking for a sweep.
Fuck Tito controlling the position.
Fuck Tito is looking to take a break and control but Growwoo is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Growwoo is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Fuck Tito's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Growwoo is trying to control but can't.
Chuck Fuck Tito is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Fuck Tito pushes Growwoo away with a front kick.
Nice takedown defense from Growwoo. No joy for Fuck Tito on that attempt.
Remy Growwoo has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Growwoo misses with a body kick.
Growwoo takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Growwoo misses with a leg kick.
Fuck Tito dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Growwoo. That did some damage!
Growwoo misses with a low kick.
Fuck Tito closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Growwoo to the mat! Growwoo manages to get full guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Growwoo has Fuck Tito pulled in close to control his posture.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Fuck Tito wants to control from the top but Growwoo keeps moving.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fuck Tito is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
And that's the end of the fight!
Chuck Fuck Tito comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Fuck Tito winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 28:30
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 28:29
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Chuck Fuck Tito!
Chuck Fuck Tito really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Hell's Balls Recovery (160) logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.
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energy
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FIGHT
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