PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Albert Hitchenfrog (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nelson Muntz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Hitchenfrog
vs
Muntz

188 cm
29
169 lbs
17 - 10 - 1

185 cm
24
180 lbs
10 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

BeastMode

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Albert Hitchenfrog!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Nelson Muntz!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Steve Erwin and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Muntz throws a body kick that misses.
Muntz swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Hitchenfrog.
Hitchenfrog fails in his attempt to clinch.
Muntz takes a swing at Hitchenfrog's ribcage but misses.
Muntz wants to slow Hitchenfrog down by chopping away at his legs.
Muntz lands with a hook. Hitchenfrog tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Hitchenfrog tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Muntz counters with a good low kick that Hitchenfrog was not able to check.
A head kick from Hitchenfrog lands but Muntz takes it in his stride.
Hitchenfrog tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Muntz manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Hitchenfrog wants to clinch but Muntz slips to the side
and Muntz counters with a right hand to the body.
Hitchenfrog tries to close the distance and clinch up but Muntz swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Hitchenfrog ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Muntz throws a body kick despite being completely out of range

and Hitchenfrog counters by clinching up.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Muntz tries to work over Hitchenfrog's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Hitchenfrog trying to land knees to the body.
Muntz lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

It looks like Albert Hitchenfrog has been cut.
Muntz lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Hitchenfrog trying to land knees to the body.
A nice left hand lands by Muntz.
Muntz scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Muntz working aggressively here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hitchenfrog keeps control of Muntz as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Hitchenfrog missing with knees to the body.

Muntz manages to break the clinch.
Muntz looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Hitchenfrog blocks a low kick nicely.
Muntz throws a push kick but Hitchenfrog slaps the foot to one side.
Albert Hitchenfrog seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Muntz looks to throw a body kick
and Hitchenfrog counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Hitchenfrog blocks the body kick.
Hitchenfrog tries to close the distance and clinch up but Muntz swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Hitchenfrog tries to clinch up but Muntz circles away and keeps his distance.
Muntz throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Muntz lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Hitchenfrog is looking to clinch but Muntz is avoiding it.
Muntz throws a head kick that Hitchenfrog semi-blocks.
Hitchenfrog tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Muntz takes a head kick and keeps coming.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Muntz looks for the body kick but Hitchenfrog saw that one coming.
Muntz looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hitchenfrog tries to close the distance and clinch but Muntz swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Hitchenfrog darts in trying to clinch
and Muntz counters with a thumping low kick.
Hitchenfrog tries to clinch
and Muntz counters with an inside leg kick.
Hitchenfrog takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Hitchenfrog tries to clinch up.
Muntz circles away from the clinch attempt.
Hitchenfrog moves in looking to clinch but Muntz pushes him off.
Nice shot lands for Muntz.
Muntz tries a head kick but it misses.
Muntz wants to land a leg kick but Hitchenfrog is out of range.
Hitchenfrog fails in his attempt to clinch.
Muntz throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Hitchenfrog sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Muntz swings for the body but Hitchenfrog moves out of range.
Good work by Hitchenfrog as he checks the leg kick.
Hitchenfrog tries to clinch there but Muntz circles away.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Muntz.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hitchenfrog doesn't manage to clinch there - Muntz circles away.
Hitchenfrog throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Hitchenfrog fails with an attempt to clinch.
Muntz scoring well with a low kick there.
Muntz goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Muntz circles away from the clinch attempt.
Muntz changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Muntz throws a sloppy head kick and Hitchenfrog moves out of range easily.
Hitchenfrog has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Muntz.
A head kick from Hitchenfrog lands but Muntz takes it in his stride.
Hitchenfrog wants to clinch.
Hitchenfrog throws a head kick that misses.
Hitchenfrog wants to clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hitchenfrog throws a head kick that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Muntz swats away the attempt to clinch by Hitchenfrog.
A looping hook to the body misses from Muntz. Hitchenfrog does a little dance to reset his feet.
Muntz throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Hitchenfrog sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Hitchenfrog wants to clinch up but Muntz keeps it at a distance.
Hitchenfrog walks forward, straight into a front kick from Muntz.
Muntz looks for the body kick but Hitchenfrog saw that one coming.
Muntz keeps Hitchenfrog at a distance using the push kick.
Hitchenfrog moves out of range as Muntz throws a body kick.
Muntz throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Hitchenfrog darts in trying to clinch
and Muntz counters with a leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Hitchenfrog doesn't manage to clinch there - Muntz circles away.
Hitchenfrog moves in looking to clinch but Muntz pushes him off.
Hitchenfrog moves out of range of the body kick.
Hitchenfrog tries a head kick but it misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nelson Muntz dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Albert Hitchenfrog's cut.
That's time! Hitchenfrog's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Muntz lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Muntz misses with a straight left.
Hitchenfrog misses with a head kick.
Hitchenfrog tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Muntz manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Muntz - that will leave a mark!
Muntz misses with a head kick.
Hitchenfrog tries to clinch but Muntz is having none of it.
Hitchenfrog tries to clinch but Muntz moves out of range.
Nelson Muntz seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Hitchenfrog tries to clinch but Muntz is having none of it.
Hitchenfrog tries to clinch there but Muntz circles away.
Muntz looks to score with a jab to the body but Hitchenfrog is just out of range.
Muntz throws a head kick but Hitchenfrog moves out of range.
Hitchenfrog fails in his attempt to clinch.
Muntz looks to land a left hand but Hitchenfrog moved out of range nicely.
Hitchenfrog is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Muntz lands a nice looking body shot.
Muntz throws a wild body kick that Hitchenfrog sees coming a mile off.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hitchenfrog misses with a head kick.
Hitchenfrog tries to clinch
and Muntz counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Hitchenfrog is looking to clinch.
Muntz looks to land a body kick but Hitchenfrog moved away.
Muntz scoring well with a low kick there.
Muntz turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Muntz keeps the fight on the outside.
A head kick misses from Muntz.
Muntz circles away from the clinch attempt
and Muntz counters with an inside leg kick.
Muntz does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Hitchenfrog moves to clinch but Muntz breaks away
and Muntz counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Muntz circles away from the clinch attempt.
Muntz is looking to chop away at Hitchenfrog's legs.
Muntz moves into range and connects with a jab.
Hitchenfrog is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hitchenfrog closes the distance looking to clinch
and Muntz counters with a body kick that stops Hitchenfrog in his tracks momentarily.
Hitchenfrog tries to clinch up
and Muntz counters with a nice kick to the body.
Muntz throws a solid leg kick but Hitchenfrog takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Muntz.
A low kick from Muntz misses
and Hitchenfrog counters with a head kick.
Muntz feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Hitchenfrog's calf.
Hitchenfrog tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Hitchenfrog tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Muntz manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Hitchenfrog takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Hitchenfrog takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Hitchenfrog tries to close the distance and clinch up but Muntz swats him away and circles back towards the center.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Muntz.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Muntz in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Muntz changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Nice jab there from Muntz.
Hitchenfrog gets cracked there but stands up to it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Muntz moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Hitchenfrog closes the distance but Muntz moves to the side
and Muntz counters with a nice body shot.
Muntz thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Hitchenfrog if he has to take too many more of those.
Hitchenfrog has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Muntz finds it's way round the side to connect with Hitchenfrog's head.
Muntz pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Hitchenfrog throws a nice head kick!
A shot to the liver by Muntz. Beautiful body shot.
Muntz throws a leg kick which misses Hitchenfrog's front leg but catches the back leg as Hitchenfrog tries to avoid it.
Muntz circles away from the clinch attempt.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Muntz is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Muntz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Hitchenfrog is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Muntz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Muntz lands a front kick.
Muntz pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hitchenfrog on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Muntz with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Hitchenfrog will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Muntz.
Muntz lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Hitchenfrog misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Muntz throws a good cross that connects.
Hitchenfrog takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Hitchenfrog takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
A good leg kick by Muntz.
Muntz cracks the inside of Hitchenfrog's front leg.
Hitchenfrog tries to clinch there but Muntz circles away.
Muntz cracks the inside of Hitchenfrog's front leg.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Muntz pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Muntz thuds his shin into the meat of Hitchenfrog's side.
Muntz misses with a head kick.
Muntz with a nice cross.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nelson Muntz showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Albert Hitchenfrog's cut.
That's time! Hitchenfrog's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Muntz lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Hitchenfrog tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Hitchenfrog tries to close the distance and clinch but Muntz swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Muntz with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Hitchenfrog throws a head kick but Muntz moves out of range.
Muntz has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Muntz looks to land a body kick but Hitchenfrog moved away.
Muntz blocks a head kick by Hitchenfrog.
Hitchenfrog takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Hitchenfrog avoids a kick to the body.
Muntz is looking to land body kicks.
Hitchenfrog is looking to clinch but Muntz is avoiding it.
Muntz tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hitchenfrog was well out of range. Poor timing from Muntz.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Hitchenfrog throws a head kick that misses.
Hitchenfrog closes the distance looking to clinch
letting Muntz counter with a right hand.
Hitchenfrog tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Muntz paws at him with a jab and circles away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Both fighters circling a little - Muntz finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Muntz misses with a body kick.
Hitchenfrog tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Muntz counters with a nice body kick.
Hitchenfrog misses with a kick to the body.
Muntz comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Hitchenfrog moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Muntz looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Muntz scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.

Hitchenfrog closes the distance and pushes Muntz back into the cage.

Muntz's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Hitchenfrog is looking to clinch.
Hitchenfrog on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Hitchenfrog doesn't manage to clinch there - Muntz circles away.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hitchenfrog is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

Hitchenfrog has taken the fight to the clinch.
A short uppercut from Muntz.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Muntz lands a body punch in the clinch.
Muntz misses with a shot to the kidneys.

Muntz breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Muntz throws a wild body kick that Hitchenfrog sees coming a mile off.
Hitchenfrog moves away from the strike by Muntz.
Hitchenfrog blocks a leg kick.
A lazy left from Muntz finds it's target.
Hitchenfrog throws a sloppy head kick and Muntz moves out of range easily.
Muntz circles away from the clinch attempt
and Muntz makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Hitchenfrog wants to clinch up but Muntz keeps it at a distance.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Muntz.
Nice uppercut there from Muntz.
Hitchenfrog tries to clinch but Muntz is having none of it.
Muntz delivers a nice body kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hitchenfrog wants to clinch up but Muntz keeps it at a distance.
Hitchenfrog chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Muntz can pounce on him.
Muntz ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Hitchenfrog closes the distance but Muntz moves to the side
and Muntz counters with a nice body shot.
Hitchenfrog looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Muntz lands with a thumping leg kick.
Hitchenfrog tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Hitchenfrog takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Muntz dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Hitchenfrog. That did some damage!
Muntz misses with an attempted mid kick.
Muntz throws a quick inside leg kick.
Muntz looks for the body kick but Hitchenfrog saw that one coming.
Muntz swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Muntz wants to slow Hitchenfrog down by chopping away at his legs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hitchenfrog wants to clinch up but Muntz keeps it at a distance.
Muntz scores with a push kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Muntz thuds his shin into the meat of Hitchenfrog's side.
Muntz scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Muntz lands a nice looking kick to the body. Hitchenfrog takes a step back to recover.
Muntz cracks the inside of Hitchenfrog's front leg.
Hitchenfrog tries to clinch there but Muntz circles away.
Muntz jabs Hitchenfrog to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Muntz with a hook.
Hitchenfrog tries a head kick but it misses.
Hitchenfrog moves out of range of the body kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Muntz misses with an attempted mid kick.
Hitchenfrog misses with a head kick.
Muntz throws a nice head kick!
Albert Hitchenfrog has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Muntz throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Nelson Muntz comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Muntz has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 27:30
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 27:30
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Nelson Muntz!
After the fight, Nelson Muntz was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.