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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Homer Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Leonard Christopher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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280 lbs
11 - 2 - 0 |
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185 cm
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265 lbs
7 - 2 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Homer Simpson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Leonard Christopher!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Donald Grub and Daniel Bishop.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Simpson misses with an uppercut
and Christopher counters with a nice body kick.
Simpson bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Christopher's head.
Simpson scores with a head kick. Christopher tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Christopher checks the leg kick.
Simpson throws a good cross that connects.
Simpson just misses with a punch to the body.
Homer Simpson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Simpson throws a front kick aimed at Christopher's knee but Christopher avoids it well.
Simpson thows a left - swing and a miss!
Simpson misses with a hook
and Christopher counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Christopher moves forwards but Simpson connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Simpson is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Christopher.
Simpson connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Christopher's hands.
Simpson thows a body shot but no joy.
Christopher on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Christopher throws a jab but it's blocked by Simpson.
Simpson throws a looping overhand right but Christopher ducks down to avoid it.
Simpson is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A jab from Simpson misses.
Simpson throws a looping overhand right but Christopher ducks down to avoid it.
Simpson throws a leg kick but Christopher sees it coming and moves out of range.
Decent striking displayed by Simpson there.
Simpson just misses with a punch to the body.
Simpson catches Christopher with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Simpson throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Christopher uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Simpson.
Simpson swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Christopher counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Simpson connects with a crisp jab.
Simpson misses with a leg kick.
Simpson tries to clinch but Christopher is having none of it.
Christopher tries to move into range but Simpson moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Simpson lands a nice shot to the body.
Simpson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Simpson is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simpson thows a body shot but no joy.
Simpson drives through and clinches with Christopher against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Simpson fails to land.
A short uppercut from Christopher.
Simpson lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Christopher tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Simpson's elbow.
Christopher doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Christopher breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Simpson throws an overhand right that lands on Christopher's shoulder, as Christopher tries to avoid the shot.
Simpson throws out a loose jab but Christopher uses good head movement to avoid it.
Christopher moves out of range of the strikes.
Christopher defending well as Simpson loads up on a big left hand.
Simpson wants to clinch.
A low kick from Simpson is predictable there
and Christopher counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Simpson avoids the head kick by Christopher.
Good exchange - Simpson coming out on top.
Christopher slips under a jab.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simpson lands a head kick. Christopher smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Christopher takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Simpson looks to score with a jab to the body but Christopher is just out of range.
Simpson throws a leg kick but Christopher checks it.
Christopher throws out a loose jab but Simpson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Simpson throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Simpson throws a half hearted mid kick.
Christopher lands a slapping body shot.
Simpson misses with a wild body shot.
Christopher looks to land a left hand but Simpson moved out of range nicely.
Simpson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Christopher.
Christopher avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Simpson throws a hook but Christopher blocks it.
Christopher keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Simpson thows a body shot but no joy.
Christopher throws a hook but Simpson avoids it easily.
Christopher looking to land some kicks to the body here.
A slow jab from Christopher misses its intended target.
Donk. Simpson catches Christopher right on the button with a cross.
Christopher avoids the body shot from Simpson.
Christopher moves forwards but Simpson connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Simpson throws out a loose jab but Christopher uses good head movement to avoid it.
Simpson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Christopher.
Christopher takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Decent striking displayed by Simpson there.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Christopher pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Simpson works the jab nicely.
Simpson looks to score with a jab to the body but Christopher is just out of range.
Simpson missing with a left hand there. Christopher was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Homer Simpson dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Simpson throws a good cross that connects.
Nice uppercut lands for Simpson. That snapped Christopher's head back.
Simpson wants to slow Christopher down by chopping away at his legs.
Simpson slips under a jab from Christopher.
Christopher gets cracked there but stands up to it.
A big right from Christopher misses.
Simpson throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Christopher swats away the attempt to clinch by Simpson.
A big left from Simpson misses.
A low kick from Simpson is predictable there
and Christopher counters with a nice uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Simpson lands with a thumping leg kick.
Simpson throws a shot to the body.
Simpson connects with a good right hand that stumbles Christopher. Christopher circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Simpson misses with a hook.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Simpson fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Christopher looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Simpson misses with a leg kick
and Christopher counters with an inside leg kick.
Christopher takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Simpson throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Simpson misses with an uppercut
and Christopher counters with a head kick. That will keep Simpson thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Christopher needs to keep his hands up - Simpson had a free shot at his head there.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Simpson looks to score with a jab to the body but Christopher is just out of range.
Simpson misses with a hook.
Simpson lands an overhand right.
Simpson throws a jab when Christopher was well out of range.
Christopher throws a jab but it's blocked by Simpson.
The fighters circling - Christopher throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Simpson jabs Christopher to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Simpson tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Christopher paws at him with a jab and circles away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simpson misses with a wild body shot.
Simpson misses with a looping right.
Simpson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Simpson feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Christopher's calf.
Christopher uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Simpson.
Christopher looks to throw the jab but Simpson is out of range.
Simpson throws a leg kick but Christopher sees it coming and moves out of range.
Simpson with a hook.
A low kick from Simpson is predictable there
enabling Christopher to counter with a crisp jab.
Christopher takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Christopher tries to move into range but Simpson moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Homer Simpson is winning the standup battle so far.
Simpson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A telegraphed right hand from Simpson misses the target.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simpson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Christopher manages to avoid it.
Simpson fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Christopher on the side of the head.
Simpson is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Christopher.
Simpson misses the body punch
and Christopher counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Christopher takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Christopher checks a leg kick.
Christopher takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Simpson looks to land a left hand but Christopher moved out of range nicely.
Simpson shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Christopher lands with a right hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Simpson lands with a good body shot.
Simpson misses with a wild body shot.
Simpson fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Christopher on the side of the head.
Simpson fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Christopher cracks Simpson with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Simpson slips a straight right by Christopher.
Christopher throws the left hand but Simpson avoids the punch easily.
A telegraphed right hand from Simpson misses the target.
Christopher moves out of range as Simpson strikes.
Christopher circles away from the clinch attempt
enabling Christopher to counter with a crisp jab.
Christopher lunges at Simpson with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Simpson's hand.
Simpson is rocked!
Simpson misses with a straight right.
Christopher uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Simpson.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Simpson misses with a hook.
Simpson slips a straight right by Christopher.
Christopher cracks Simpson with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Simpson tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Christopher pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! Simpson is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Leonard Christopher!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Leonard Christopher waved his t-shirt featuring Vandal Fight Boutique & Laundry's logo in front of the cameras.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
RATING
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