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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Roddy Piper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Homer Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Piper comes into the arena with Real Men Wear Skirts blaring out of the sound system. Homer Simpson is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
37 - 12 - 1, fighting out of New York, Roddy Piper!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
34 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Homer Simpson !
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, William Peck and Alec Ball.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Piper throws a low kick, looking for Simpson 's leg but Simpson calmly moves out of range.
Piper moves out of range of the body kick from Simpson .
Simpson scores with a jab to the head.
Piper thows a left - swing and a miss!
Simpson on the wrong end of a nice jab.
A head kick misses from Simpson .
Piper lands with an uppercut that bounces Simpson off the cage and back into range.
Piper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Simpson .
Piper takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Simpson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Piper throws a lazy right hand but Simpson sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Simpson stuns Piper with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Simpson is looking to slow Piper down with leg kicks.
Simpson moves out of range as Piper strikes.
Piper misses with a low kick as Simpson jumps back.
Piper throws a body punch but Simpson moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Simpson lands a leg kick that knocks Piper off balance momentarily.
Simpson pivots, looking for a leg kick but Piper is out of range and Simpson settles back down.
Piper throws a body kick that misses.
Simpson throws an overhand right that lands on Piper's shoulder, as Piper tries to avoid the shot.
Piper throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Simpson misses with a head kick.
Good work by Simpson as he checks the leg kick.
Piper misses the jab.
Simpson misses with a double jab.
Good leg kick by Simpson there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Piper attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Simpson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Piper takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simpson missing with a left hand there. Piper was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Simpson scores with a body shot.
Piper misses with a combination
and Simpson counters with a good, hard body kick but Piper shrugs it off.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Simpson moves out of range as Piper strikes.
Piper stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Simpson .
A punch lands to the side of Piper 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Homer Simpson is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Piper throws a front kick aimed at Simpson 's knee but Simpson avoids it well.
Piper takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Piper looks to throw the jab but Simpson is out of range.
Roddy Piper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Simpson listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Simpson lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Simpson takes one to the side of the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Piper swings for the body but Simpson moves out of range.
A chopping leg kick lands by Simpson .
Piper thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Simpson if he has to take too many more of those.
Simpson gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Simpson misses with a head kick.
Simpson takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Simpson looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Simpson lands a jab to the head.
Simpson lands a lovely overhand right.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Simpson connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Simpson throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Simpson scoring well with a low kick there.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Simpson displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Piper throws out the jab.
Piper lands a jab to Simpson 's midsection.
Piper has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Simpson .
Simpson tries to land a front kick but Piper steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Simpson takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Simpson throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Piper on the side of the head.
Piper walks into a jab.
Piper finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Simpson is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Piper had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Piper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A jab from Piper misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Simpson connects with an inside leg kick.
Simpson throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Piper stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Piper!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Homer Simpson will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Piper throws a leg kick
and Simpson counters with a nice leg kick.
Simpson scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Good leg kick by Simpson there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Piper takes one to the chin there.
Piper jabs Simpson right on the nose. Simpson blinks but takes it well.
Piper is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Simpson looks for the body kick but Piper saw that one coming.
Simpson misses with a left hand
and Piper counters with a low kick, right behind Simpson 's knee.
Simpson takes a swing at Piper's ribcage but misses.
Piper moves out of range of the body kick from Simpson .
Piper lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Simpson pivots, looking for a leg kick but Piper is out of range and Simpson settles back down.
Simpson listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Piper pulls out of a head kick attempt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Simpson takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Simpson waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Piper.
Simpson lands with a kick to the ribs.
Simpson thumps Piper with a low kick.
Simpson punishes Piper's body with a nice straight punch.
Simpson bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Simpson lands a nice shot that snaps Piper's head back.
Piper lands a slapping body shot.
Simpson moves out of range of the strikes.
Piper throws a right and a left that Simpson avoids nicely.
Simpson scores with a body shot.
Simpson lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Simpson misses the shot to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Piper walks into a jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Simpson throws a low kick but Piper avoids it.
Simpson thows a body shot but no joy.
Piper motions for Simpson to come forward. Piper throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Piper bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Simpson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Piper.
Simpson pivots, looking for a leg kick but Piper is out of range and Simpson settles back down.
Simpson throws the kick towards the body but Piper avoids it.
Piper looks to score with a jab to the body but Simpson is just out of range.
Simpson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Piper.
Piper has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Piper there as he acknowledges the shot.
Piper tries to land a front kick but Simpson steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Piper pulls out of a head kick attempt.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Piper connects with a leg kick. Simpson looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Piper attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Simpson keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Piper.
Simpson tests Piper's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Piper uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Simpson .
Piper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Simpson manages to avoid it.
Piper throws a jab but it's blocked by Simpson .
Piper keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
A jab from Simpson misses.
Piper with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Piper moves out of range as Simpson strikes.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Simpson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Piper manages to avoid it.
Piper staying out of range there.
Simpson does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
A slapping leg kick lands for Simpson .
Simpson throws a shot from downtown. Piper moves away and avoids it.
Piper fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Simpson is out of range.
Piper throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Piper uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Simpson .
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Piper checks a leg kick nicely.
Piper misses with an attempted mid kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Piper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Simpson drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Simpson throws a looping overhand right but Piper ducks down to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Homer Simpson showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Piper's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Piper looks to land a right hand but Simpson moved out of range.
Piper throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Piper throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Piper misses with a leg kick
enabling Simpson to counter with a crisp jab.
Piper keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Simpson .
Piper misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Piper feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Simpson 's calf.
Simpson keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Piper.
Simpson lands the left hand.
Simpson fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Piper.
Piper takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Simpson bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Piper's head backwards.
Simpson scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Piper doesn't seem bothered though.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Simpson fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Simpson throws a front kick aimed at Piper's knee but Piper avoids it well.
Simpson lands a leg kick that knocks Piper off balance momentarily.
Piper works Simpson 's body with a nice hook.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Simpson fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Piper.
Simpson keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Piper.
Piper misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
A big right from Piper misses.
Simpson takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Homer Simpson seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Simpson scores with a nice head shot.
Simpson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simpson connects with a body shot.
Piper blocks the body kick.
Good exchange - Piper coming out on top.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Piper lands a glancing blow to the side of Simpson 's head.
Piper looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Simpson throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Simpson misses with a body kick.
Piper lands a jab.
Simpson tries a low kick but Piper avoids it.
A jab lands there for Piper.
Simpson ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Simpson looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simpson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Simpson thuds a left hand into Piper's body.
Simpson thows a body shot but no joy.
Simpson lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Simpson ducks under a wild hook from Piper.
Piper scores with a head kick. Simpson tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Piper misses with an uppercut.
Simpson lands a jab to the nose.
Simpson connects with an inside leg kick.
Piper uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Simpson .
Simpson throws a body kick that misses.
Simpson connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Piper tried to score with a low kick but Simpson checks it.
Piper takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Simpson lands a nice shot that snaps Piper's head back.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Simpson throws a jab when Piper was well out of range.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Piper.
Good work by Piper as he checks the leg kick.
Simpson goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Simpson clobbers Piper with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Piper throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Simpson sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Piper lands with a nice body punch.
Piper misses with an uppercut. Simpson saw that one coming.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close third round but Homer Simpson just about did enough to take it.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Piper throws a sloppy head kick
and Simpson counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Simpson scores with a nice body kick.
The fighters circle momentarily. Simpson darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Piper avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Simpson throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Piper sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Piper slips a jab from Simpson .
Piper steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Simpson . That one must have hurt.
A swing and a miss from Simpson .
Piper pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Piper throws a head kick that misses.
Simpson works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Simpson throws a sloppy head kick
and Piper counters with a stiff right hand.
Piper jabbing away but nothing is landing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Piper misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Piper moves out of range of the leg kick from Simpson .
Simpson moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Simpson tries to land a leg kick but Piper saw it coming and moves away.
Piper throws a looping overhand right but Simpson ducks down to avoid it.
Simpson misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Piper counters with a straight right hand.
Piper dips to his left and cracks Simpson with an uppercut!
Piper attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Piper misses with the combination.
Piper throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Simpson sees it coming and avoids it easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Piper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Piper throws a lazy body kick
and Simpson counters with a thumping low kick.
Piper misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Simpson counters with an inside leg kick.
Piper moves out of range as Simpson throws a body kick.
Piper lands a jab.
Simpson scores with a sloppy right hand. Piper should have avoided that one.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Piper throws an overhand right that lands on Simpson 's shoulder, as Simpson tries to avoid the shot.
Simpson jabs at Piper's body.
Piper uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Simpson .
Simpson scores with a body shot.
Piper works over Simpson 's head and body with a nice combination.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Piper tries a head kick but it misses.
Piper looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
Simpson displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Piper throws out the jab.
Piper looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Simpson gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Piper chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Simpson can pounce on him.
Piper takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Piper throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
A left lands for Simpson .
Simpson throws a half hearted mid kick.
Simpson jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Jab by Simpson .
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Simpson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Piper.
Nice body kick from Simpson .
Nice defenses there by Simpson .
Piper takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Simpson thuds a left hand into Piper's body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Piper lands with a nice combination. Simpson backs away looking to recover.
Piper goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Simpson keeps Piper at a distance using the push kick.
Piper checks the leg kick.
Piper will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Piper throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Simpson counters with a good low kick that Piper was not able to check.
Piper throws a low kick but Simpson moves out of range easily.
Simpson dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Homer Simpson dominated that fourth round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Simpson tries a head kick but it misses.
Piper has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Simpson finds it's way round the side to connect with Piper's head.
Simpson lands the left hand.
Simpson blocks a head kick by Piper.
Simpson goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Simpson takes a swing at Piper's ribcage but misses.
Piper throws out a loose jab but Simpson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Simpson looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Simpson walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Piper checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Simpson looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Piper looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Piper seems to be working for a kimura but Simpson defends the submission attempt.
Roddy Piper has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Piper is taking a breather. Simpson says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Simpson keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Simpson keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Simpson wants to get back to his feet.
Simpson wants to improve his position but Piper is controlling well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simpson is looking to control Piper's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Simpson avoid being mounted?
Simpson pushes Piper off looking to stand but Piper dives back in and keeps control.
Piper wants to take a breather but Simpson is having none of it.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Piper keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Simpson throws a jab but it's blocked by Piper.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Piper throws a push kick but Simpson slaps the foot to one side.
Simpson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Piper swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Simpson lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Piper comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Simpson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Simpson throws a nice outside leg kick.
Piper is looking to slow Simpson down with leg kicks.
Simpson misses with a straight left.
Simpson lands a leg kick that knocks Piper off balance momentarily.
Piper walks into a jab.
Simpson cracks the inside of Piper's front leg.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Simpson throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Simpson works Piper's body with a nice hook.
Piper dodges the punch combination from Simpson .
Piper throws a big shot that misses.
Simpson lands with a nice body punch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Simpson looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Piper misses with a kick to the body.
Piper throws a lazy uppercut
and Simpson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Piper is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Simpson .
Piper blocks the body kick.
Simpson dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
And that's the end of the fight!
Homer Simpson comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Simpson winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 45:50
Judge William Peck scores the fight 45:50
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 45:50
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Homer Simpson !
Homer Simpson is the new featherweight champion!
During a confident post fight interview, Homer Simpson thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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