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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Long John Beardhook (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vinnie Collins (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Beardhook's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Seamus. Collins is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Bloc Party - The Prayer. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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17 - 9 - 0 |
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285 lbs
18 - 9 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Long John Beardhook!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
18 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Vinnie Collins!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Trevor Gratis and Gregory Folan.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fighters circling - Beardhook throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Beardhook misses with the combination.
Sloppy strikes from Collins. Those never looked like landing.
Beardhook throws a shot to the body.
A head kick misses from Collins.
Beardhook slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Beardhook chopping away at his opponent's legs.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Collins misses the shot to the body.
Beardhook throws a shot to the body.
Collins swings widly with a right hand
and Beardhook counters with a good low kick that Collins was not able to check.
Collins looks winded!
Collins tries to clinch up but Beardhook circles away and keeps his distance.
Collins loads up on a big right hand but Beardhook slips the punch.
Beardhook scores with a crisp jab that stopped Collins in his tracks.
It looks like Vinnie Collins has been cut.
Beardhook fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Beardhook lands a big head kick that sends Collins tumbling to the mat! Beardhook takes a step backwards and waves Collins back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Collins is rocked!
Beardhook connects with a superb combination that knocks Collins out cold! The referee charges across the mat and tackles Beardhook before he can land any more shots to the unconscious Collins!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Long John Beardhook!
Long John Beardhook seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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