PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ohne Dich (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mein Teil (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

Dich
vs
Teil

188 cm
18
265 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ohne Dich!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Mein Teil!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Teil pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Dich looks to land a right hand but Teil moved out of range.
Teil on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Teil with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Dich to score with a decent uppercut.
Teil bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Teil looks to land a right hand but Dich moved out of range.
Teil slips a straight right by Dich.
Dich uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Teil has time to react.
Teil is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dich.
Dich throws the left hand but Teil avoids the punch easily.
Dich ducks under a wild hook from Teil.
Dich swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Teil displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dich throws out the jab.
Teil moves away from the strike by Dich.
Dich scores with a nice head shot.
Teil misses the jab.
Dich ducks under a wild hook from Teil.
Nice defenses there by Dich.
Teil slips under a jab.
Dich rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
enabling Teil to counter with a crisp jab.
Dich throws a looping overhand right but Teil ducks down to avoid it.
Teil steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dich.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dich throws a jab but it's blocked by Teil.
Dich misses with a hook. Teil ducked under it nicely.
Teil throws a poor cross that misses
and Dich counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A cross from Dich lands.
Dich throws a hook but Teil avoids it easily.
Teil ducks under a wild hook from Dich.
Dich slips under a jab.
A jab from Dich misses.
Teil misses with a hook. Dich ducked under it nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A slow jab from Teil misses its intended target.
Dich could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Teil misses with a looping right.
Dich defending well as Teil loads up on a big left hand.
Dich waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Teil.
A jab from Teil misses.
Teil bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dich throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Teil sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Teil throws an off balance right hand
letting Dich counter with a right hand.
Dich misses with a hook.
Dich throws a right hand that misses
and Teil counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Teil looks to land a right hand but Dich moved out of range.
Teil thows a left - swing and a miss!
Teil scores with the left hand. Dich knows he should have avoided that one.
Dich throws a hook but Teil avoids it easily.
Teil throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Teil ducks under a wild hook from Dich.
Dich throws a lazy uppercut
and Teil counters with a straight right hand.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Teil bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dich missing with a left hand there. Teil was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A jab from Teil misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ohne Dich dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Teil missing with a left hand there. Dich was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Dich loads up on a big right hand but Teil slips the punch.
Teil misses with a lunging right hand
enabling Dich to counter with a crisp jab.
Dich moves away from the strike by Teil.
Dich is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Teil.
Teil uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dich.
A big right from Dich misses.
Dich throws a hook to the side of Teil's head but Teil sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dich throws a lazy right hand but Teil sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dich keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Teil.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dich moves out of range as Teil strikes.
Teil ducks under a wild hook from Dich.
Dich bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dich throws a hook to the side of Teil's head but Teil sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dich throws a right hand that misses
and Teil counters with a straight right hand.
Dich throws a hook but Teil blocks it.
Dich throws a hook to the side of Teil's head but Teil sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dich throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Teil jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Teil moves out of range as Dich strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circle momentarily. Dich darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
A telegraphed right hand from Teil misses the target.
Teil uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dich.
Dich moves out of range as Teil strikes.
Teil throws the left hand but Dich avoids the punch easily.
Teil lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Dich is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Dich moves out of range as Teil strikes.
Teil jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Dich slips under a jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Teil loads up on a big right hand but Dich slips the punch.
Teil slips under a jab.
Nice defenses there by Dich.
Dich looks to land a right hand but Teil moved out of range.
Dich jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Teil throws a big shot that misses.
Dich pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A swing and a miss from Teil.
Dich throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Teil counters with a stiff right hand.
Teil misses with an uppercut. Dich saw that one coming.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dich throws a jab when Teil was well out of range.
Teil misses with a hook.
Dich lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Teil uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dich.
Teil dips to his left and cracks Dich with an uppercut!
Dich misses with a straight right.
Dich moves out of range as Teil strikes.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Teil lands a head shot.
Dich misses with a lunging right hand
and Teil counters with a straight right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Mein Teil will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Dich's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

The fighters circling - Dich throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Dich throws a poor cross that misses
and Teil connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Teil misses with a hook.
Nice defenses there by Dich.
The fighters circling - Teil throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Dich throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Ohne Dich is winning the standup battle so far.
Teil throws a hook but Dich avoids it easily.
Dich uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Teil.
Teil waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dich.
Teil misses with a hook
and Dich counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Teil looks to throw the jab but Dich is out of range.
A big left from Teil misses.
Dich slips a jab from Teil.
Teil throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Dich throws the left hand but Teil avoids the punch easily.
Teil throws a poor cross that misses
and Dich counters with a straight right hand.
Dich throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Teil counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A telegraphed right hand from Teil misses the target.
Teil throws a hook but Dich blocks it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dich looks to land a left hand but Teil moved out of range nicely.
Teil misses with an uppercut.
Nice defenses there by Dich.
Dich moves out of range as Teil strikes.
Dich steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Teil.
Teil uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dich.
Dich displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Teil throws out the jab.
Dich moves away from the strike by Teil.
Dich misses with a hook.
Dich misses with a hook. Teil ducked under it nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Dich throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Dich is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Teil.
Dich rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Teil counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Teil swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dich throws the left hand but Teil avoids the punch easily.
Dich throws a looping overhand right but Teil ducks down to avoid it.
Dich misses with a looping right.
Teil looks to land a left hand but Dich moved out of range nicely.
Dich uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Teil.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dich throws a lazy uppercut
and Teil cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Teil misses with a hook. Dich ducked under it nicely.
Teil ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Dich misses with a hook.
Teil throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Teil rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Dich counters with a straight right hand.
Dich jabbing away but nothing is landing.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dich throws a poor cross that misses
and Teil connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dich loads up on a big right hand but Teil slips the punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close third round but Mein Teil just about did enough to take it.
That's time! Back to the action!

Dich throws a jab when Teil was well out of range.
Dich slips under a jab.
Dich throws a hook but Teil avoids it easily.
Dich waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Teil.
Nice defenses there by Dich.
Dich thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dich throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Teil moves away from the strike by Dich.
Teil throws a jab but it's blocked by Dich.
Dich loads up on a big right hand but Teil slips the punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Teil throws a hook but Dich avoids it easily.
Teil throws a big shot that misses.
Dich misses with a straight left.
Dich throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Teil on the side of the head.
Teil looks to land a left hand but Dich moved out of range nicely.
Dich moves out of range as Teil strikes.
Teil slips under a jab.
Dich swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dich is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Teil.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Teil bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Teil takes one to the chin there.
Dich avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A big right from Dich misses.
Teil bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Teil misses with a straight right.
Teil walks into a jab.
Jab from Teil.
Teil avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A slow jab from Teil misses its intended target.
Teil ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Dich throws a shot from downtown. Teil moves away and avoids it.
Teil misses with a lunging right hand
and Dich connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Teil throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Dich throws a hook but Teil blocks it.
Dich defending well as Teil loads up on a big left hand.
Dich thows a left - swing and a miss!
Teil uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dich.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Teil slips under a jab.
Dich misses with an uppercut.
Dich uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Teil.
Dich ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Dich slips under a jab from Teil.
A slow jab from Teil misses its intended target.
Dich throws a hook but Teil blocks it.
Teil misses with a straight right.
Dich looks to land a left hand but Teil moved out of range nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ohne Dich had his way with Mein Teil in that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Teil displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dich throws out the jab.
Dich moves out of range as Teil strikes.
Dich throws a hook but Teil blocks it.
A left lands for Dich.
Dich misses with a straight left.
Dich throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dich throws a looping overhand right but Teil ducks down to avoid it.
Teil throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dich throws a jab when Teil was well out of range.
Teil ducks under a wild hook from Dich.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dich slips a straight right by Teil.
Teil misses with a hook.
Teil defending well as Dich loads up on a big left hand.
Teil jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Dich throws an off balance right hand
letting Teil counter with a right hand.
Dich throws a hook but Teil blocks it.
A big right from Dich misses.
Teil throws the left hand but Dich avoids the punch easily.
Dich misses with an uppercut
and Dich takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dich loads up on a big right hand but Teil slips the punch.
Teil staying out of range there.
Dich waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Teil.
Dich cracks Teil with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Teil throws a looping overhand right but Dich ducks down to avoid it.
Teil throws a lazy right hand but Dich sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Teil throws a lazy uppercut
and Dich connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Dich slips under a jab.
Teil lands a jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dich defending well as Teil loads up on a big left hand.
Dich scores with a nice right hand.
Dich looks to land a left hand but Teil moved out of range nicely.
Dich slips a jab from Teil.
Teil throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dich sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Teil misses with an uppercut
and Teil takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Dich uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Teil.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Teil misses the target.
The fighters circling - Dich throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Teil's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Dich connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Teil scrambles back to his feet.
Teil throws a jab but it's blocked by Dich.
Dich uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Teil.
Nice defenses there by Teil.
Teil loads up on a big right hand but Dich slips the punch.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dich lands a glancing blow to the side of Teil's head.
Teil misses with a straight right.

And that's the end of the fight!
Ohne Dich showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Dich has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 48:47
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 48:47
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 49:46

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ohne Dich!
Ohne Dich thanked the fans post fight for their support.