PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Anaconda Anaconda (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alexander Ratskin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Anaconda's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, BRAVEHEART. Ratskin has chosen "Carolus Rex" by Sabaton as his entrance music. This should be fireworks!

Anaconda
vs
Ratskin

204 cm
37
279 lbs
39 - 16 - 1

196 cm
34
270 lbs
26 - 11 - 1

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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 39 - 16 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Anaconda Anaconda!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Alexander Ratskin!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Robert Douchet and Steve Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ratskin defending well as Anaconda loads up on a big left hand.
A telegraphed right hand from Anaconda misses the target.
Ratskin lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Ratskin fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Anaconda looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.

Anaconda gets tackled into the cage by Ratskin. Ratskin maintains the clinch.
Anaconda lands a hook that snaps the head of Ratskin backwards.
Ratskin lands an uppercut.
Ratskin blocks an uppercut.
Ratskin makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Ratskin pushes Anaconda back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Anaconda avoids a wild elbow strike from Ratskin.
Ratskin tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Anaconda avoids it.
Anaconda dodges an elbow strike from Ratskin.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Ratskin just misses with a elbow thrown towards Anaconda's brow.
Anaconda blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Ratskin misses with a hook from the clinch.
Anaconda swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Anaconda is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Ratskin lands a right hand that snaps the head of Anaconda backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Anaconda prevents a body shot from Ratskin.
Anaconda taking a breather.
Anaconda has Ratskin pushed against the cage.
Ratskin tries a body shot but Anaconda blocks it.
Ratskin tries a body shot but Anaconda blocks it.
Ratskin keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Anaconda's efforts to push away.
Ratskin tries to land knees in the clinch but Anaconda avoids the damage to the body.
Anaconda looking to slow down the pace here.
Ratskin struggles to land a body shot inside as Anaconda controls his hands.
Ratskin lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Anaconda looking to slow down the pace here.
Ratskin gets through Anaconda's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A short right from Ratskin.
Ratskin lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ratskin tries to throw a body punch but Anaconda avoids it by throwing Ratskin back against the cage.
Ratskin lands a left hand.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Anaconda throws a head punch that misses.
Anaconda avoids a wild elbow strike from Ratskin.
Anaconda blocks the elbow strike.
Ratskin has Anaconda pressed against the cage, preventing Anaconda from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Ratskin is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Anaconda is defending well for now.
Ratskin tries to land knees in the clinch but Anaconda avoids the damage to the body.
A nice left hand lands by Ratskin.
Anaconda prevents a body shot from Ratskin.
Ratskin softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Anaconda blocks an uppercut.
Ratskin tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Ratskin lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Anaconda backwards.
Anaconda swings wildly with an uppercut but Ratskin uses good head movement to avoid it.
Anaconda takes an elbow to the temple.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Anaconda avoids a wild elbow strike from Ratskin.
Good body shot from Ratskin.
Anaconda goes for a takedown in the clinch but Ratskin prevents it.
Ratskin misses with a punch on the inside.
Anaconda has had enough of the clinch but Ratskin keeps him there for the moment.
Ratskin misses with a short punch on the inside.
Anaconda struggles to land a body shot inside as Ratskin controls his hands.
Ratskin pushes off an throws an elbow but Anaconda leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Ratskin goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Ratskin prevents Anaconda from breaking the clinch.
Ratskin working aggressively here.
A short left from Ratskin.
Anaconda looking for a takedown.
Anaconda misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Ratskin misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Anaconda blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Anaconda has Ratskin pressed against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Anaconda blocking some punches.
Good body shot from Ratskin.
Ratskin scores with a shot to the side of Anaconda's head.
Ratskin lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Anaconda.
Anaconda prevents a body shot from Ratskin.
Still in the clinch, Ratskin scores with a nice short uppercut.
Nice elbow from Ratskin.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Anaconda misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Ratskin lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Anaconda or not.
Ratskin fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Anaconda can't break the clinch.
A right hand to the body from Ratskin.
Anaconda is breathing heavily.
Ratskin scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Ratskin scores with a hook to the body.
Ratskin lands a damaging elbow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Alexander Ratskin dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Ratskin thuds his right hand into Anaconda's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Anaconda misses with a wild body shot.
A cross from Ratskin lands.
Anaconda throws a looping overhand right but Ratskin ducks down to avoid it.
Anaconda misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Ratskin.
Ratskin thows a left - swing and a miss!
Anaconda motions for Ratskin to come forward. Anaconda throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Anaconda cracks Ratskin with an open hand slap.
A combination from Ratskin does no damage.
Alexander Ratskin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ratskin thows a body shot but no joy.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Anaconda misses with a double jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Anaconda avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Anaconda lands a two punch combo.
Anaconda loads up on a big right hand but Ratskin slips the punch.
Anaconda goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Ratskin tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Anaconda manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Anaconda takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Anaconda swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A left and a right from Anaconda both land. Nice combination.
Anaconda tries a head kick but it misses.
Ratskin lands a really nice looking cross but Anaconda seems unphased.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Anaconda uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Ratskin.
Ratskin moves in looking to clinch but Anaconda pushes him off.
Ratskin tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Anaconda bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
A leg kick checked by Ratskin.
Ratskin waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Anaconda.
A slow jab from Ratskin misses its intended target.
Ratskin moves out of range of the body kick.
Anaconda throws a low kick, looking for Ratskin's leg but Ratskin calmly moves out of range.
Ratskin connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Anaconda momentarily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ratskin misses with a hook. Anaconda ducked under it nicely.
Good exchange - Ratskin coming out on top.
A chopping leg kick lands by Anaconda.
Ratskin fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Anaconda manages to avoid it.
A big right from Ratskin misses.
Ratskin misses with an uppercut.
Anaconda misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Ratskin.
Anaconda tries a head kick but it misses.
Ratskin will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Ratskin swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Anaconda throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Anaconda throws a looping overhand right but Ratskin ducks down to avoid it.
Anaconda slips a jab from Ratskin.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Anaconda misses with the combination.
Ratskin throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ratskin stuns Anaconda with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Anaconda is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Ratskin ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ratskin thows a body shot but no joy.
Ratskin swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Ratskin changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Ratskin doesn't manage to clinch there - Anaconda circles away.

Ratskin lands a big uppercut and Anaconda crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Anaconda looks OK. Ratskin waves Anaconda back to his feet!

Anaconda is rocked!
Ratskin lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Anaconda circles away quickly and effectively.

Ratskin moves into the clinch successfully.
Ratskin lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Oh Anaconda is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Ratskin has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Ratskin.
Alexander Ratskin seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Ratskin.
Anaconda misses with the head strike.
Ratskin lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Ratskin works on Anaconda's body with a couple of short punches.
Ratskin lands a big right hand that drops Anaconda! The killer instinct kicks in and Ratskin finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Ratskin!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:24 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Alexander Ratskin!
Alexander Ratskin is the new heavyweight champion!
Alexander Ratskin took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, DoofenshmirtzDoofenshmirtz All 160 Supplements Inc for their support in the buildup to the fight.