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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dwight Schrute (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Needles Kane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Schrute comes to the cage accompanied by Thunderstruck by AC DC. Kane is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Sweet Tooth's Theme. Needles Kane has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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280 lbs
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260 lbs
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Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Big right hand |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dwight Schrute!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Needles Kane!
The judges for this bout are Radbod Blank, Aafke Stam and Paulsen Ambrosius.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kane throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Schrute closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Kane misses the shot to the body.
Kane closes the distance looking to clinch
and Schrute counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Kane wants to stand but Schrute is controlling the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kane looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Schrute gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Schrute throws a nice looking combination but Kane bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Kane wants to clinch.
Schrute will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kane showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Schrute.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kane throws a quick inside leg kick.
Kane pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kane misses with a body kick.
Kane tries to land a front kick but Schrute steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Schrute misses with the combination.
Kane pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kane looks to land a left hand but Schrute moved out of range nicely.
Schrute scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Kane pushes Schrute away with a front kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kane scores with a nice body kick.
Schrute is breathing heavily.
Schrute fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Kane misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Kane tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Needles Kane seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kane scores with a kick to the body.
Schrute blocks a head kick by Kane.
Sloppy strikes from Schrute. Those never looked like landing.
Kane lands a big head kick that sends Schrute tumbling to the mat! Kane takes a step backwards and waves Schrute back to his feet - he wants the finish!
It looks like Dwight Schrute has been cut.
Schrute blocks a head kick by Kane.
Kane throws a wild body kick that Schrute sees coming a mile off.
Schrute moves away from the strike by Kane.
Kane clinches.
Kane scores with a shoulder strike.
Kane misses with a short punch on the inside.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Kane takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Kane taking a breather.
Kane misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Schrute can't break the clinch.
Kane prevents Schrute from breaking the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kane is trying to stall.
Kane has Schrute pressed against the cage, preventing Schrute from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Kane swings wildly with an uppercut but Schrute uses good head movement to avoid it.
Schrute wants to break the clinch but can't.
Schrute is trying to push Kane away but Kane has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Kane misses with some punches.
Schrute looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Kane fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Nice body punch from Kane.
Kane breaks the clinch.
Kane misses with a series of wild punches.
Kane tries to clinch but Schrute moves out of range.
Schrute defending well as Kane loads up on a big left hand.
Kane misses with a head kick.
Kane misses with a wild body shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Schrute lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Kane circles away quickly and effectively.
Kane throws a sloppy head kick and Schrute moves out of range easily.
Schrute misses with a two punch combination.
Kane avoids a punch combination nicely.
Schrute misses with a series of wild punches.
Kane throws a head kick but Schrute moves out of range.
Schrute tries to bum rush Kane with a series of wild strikes but Kane uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Kane lands a big head kick that sends Schrute tumbling to the mat! Kane takes a step backwards and waves Schrute back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Schrute is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kane misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Oh Schrute is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kane closes the distance but Schrute moves to the side
and Schrute counters with a takedown into side control.
Schrute stands up.
Kane tries to clinch there but Schrute circles away.
Kane feints with a left and delivers a massive head kick! Schrute collapses like a ragdoll! Game over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Needles Kane!
A very excited looking Needles Kane made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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