PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jeff Dahmer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yoshio Osami (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Dahmer
vs
Osami

160 cm
20
170 lbs
9 - 4 - 0

180 cm
27
160 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Counter fighter
Insanely flexible

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Jeff Dahmer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Yoshio Osami!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, Phil Schofield and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dahmer shoots in and drives through. Osami sprawls well.
Osami throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dahmer sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Osami fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Dahmer looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Dahmer takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Osami works Dahmer's body with a nice hook.
Dahmer shoots in but no luck this time.

Oooooh!!! Osami has knocked Dahmer down with a huge combo! Osami steps away and waves a wobbly Dahmer back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Dahmer is rocked!

It looks like Jeff Dahmer has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Dahmer.
Oh Dahmer is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jeff Dahmer. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Dahmer uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Osami.
Dahmer seems to have got his legs back now.

Osami lands a left and a right that send Dahmer crashing to the mat, dazed. Osami thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
A big left from Osami misses.
Dahmer shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Osami defends it nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A decent looking cross lands there for Osami.
Dahmer shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Osami as he avoids it easily.
Osami throws a series of punches but Dahmer avoids them all with ease.
Osami jabs Dahmer to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Dahmer misses with a takedown
and Osami counters with a nice uppercut.
Dahmer is breathing heavily.
Osami throws a series of punches but Dahmer moves out of range.
Osami catches Dahmer with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Osami scores with a one two! Dahmer had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Osami cracks Dahmer with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Osami displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Dahmer.

A momentary lapse in concentration from Osami enables Dahmer to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Osami manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Osami keeping full guard, as Dahmer tries to pass.
Dahmer trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Dahmer might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Dahmer advances position into side control!
Osami is pushing Dahmer's head away, looking to escape. Dahmer manages to hold on to the position though.
Dahmer sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Osami is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Dahmer has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dahmer tries to score with some ground and pound. Osami controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Dahmer throwing strikes but missing, from side control.

Dahmer has hold of Osami's arm. He's looking for a kimura. Osami seems comfortable defending it but Dahmer has shifted his position slighty and is cranking on the arm! Osami is real pain and he's forced to tap out! Osami is disgusted with himself for not defending it better but Dahmer couldn't care less - he's delighted!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Jeff Dahmer!
Jeff Dahmer tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.