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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Heinrich Von Hossenfeffer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Flex Nuisance (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Von Hossenfeffer kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Tik Tok. Nuisance has chosen High Hopes by Frank Sinatra as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Flex Nuisance has the eye of the tiger tonight.
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183 cm
35
180 lbs
19 - 11 - 0 |
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197 cm
32
265 lbs
11 - 5 - 0 |
Good takedowns
Good knees
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
19 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Heinrich Von Hossenfeffer! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Flex Nuisance! The judges for this bout are Shigeki Fujiwara, Kenichi Hosakawa and Yukihiro Yamamoto.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Von Hossenfeffer pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Nuisance back to the cage. Von Hossenfeffer follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver. Von Hossenfeffer tries to close the distance and clinch but Nuisance swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. Von Hossenfeffer tries to close the distance and clinch but Nuisance swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. Von Hossenfeffer takes a body punch but keeps moving. Von Hossenfeffer tries to close the distance and clinch but Nuisance swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. Nuisance throws a body punch but Von Hossenfeffer moves out of range. Von Hossenfeffer looks to clinch and Nuisance counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
It looks like Heinrich Von Hossenfeffer has been cut. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Von Hossenfeffer staying out of range there. Nuisance is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Von Hossenfeffer. Von Hossenfeffer misses with a jab, cross combination.
Nuisance connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head. Nuisance swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Flex Nuisance seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Nuisance's jab looks to have found its range, popping Von Hossenfeffer under the eye. Nuisance is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range. Von Hossenfeffer bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. Von Hossenfeffer ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
That's one minute gone in the round. Nuisance throws the left hand but Von Hossenfeffer avoids the punch easily. A looping hook to the body misses from Nuisance. Von Hossenfeffer does a little dance to reset his feet. Von Hossenfeffer closes the distance but Nuisance moves to the side and Nuisance counters with a left to the body. Nuisance swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Nuisance looks to land a right hand but Von Hossenfeffer moved out of range. Von Hossenfeffer misses with an attempted mid kick.
Von Hossenfeffer throws a wild combination but nothing lands. Nuisance throws an ugly left hook that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick. Nuisance swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Von Hossenfeffer displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination. Von Hossenfeffer steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Nuisance.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Nuisance steps in with a hook that catches Von Hossenfeffer right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Nuisance follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Von Hossenfeffer looks absolutely devastated.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Flex Nuisance! A very excited looking Flex Nuisance made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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A |
G |
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B |
G |
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
54% |
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