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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jimmy Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jeffrey Dahmer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jones kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genuis that is Could you be loved - Bob marley. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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155 lbs
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163 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jimmy Jones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jeffrey Dahmer!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Frank Dennis and Stewart Dunkirk.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dahmer walks into a left hand.
A combination from Dahmer does no damage.
Jones fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Dahmer.
Dahmer rushes Jones and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Dahmer creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Dahmer lands a right hand that snaps the head of Jones backwards.
Dahmer manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Dahmer keeping moving, preventing Jones from controlling successfully.
Dahmer has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Jones can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Dahmer looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Jones trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Jones wants to control from the top but Dahmer keeps moving.
Dahmer pulls Jones in close to prevent any damage.
Dahmer looking to hit a scissor sweep but Jones is one step ahead there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Dahmer throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Jones really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Jones trying to control but Dahmer is working from the bottom.
Dahmer lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Jones!
Dahmer controlling the position easily from mount.
Dahmer is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Jones defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Dahmer.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones is looking to get to half guard.
A nice elbow there by Dahmer.
Jones tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Dahmer tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Dahmer with some aggressive grappling here, looking for the finish.
Jones is trying desperately to improve position.
Jones tries to hold on but Dahmer pushes him away.
Dahmer in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones tries to hold on but Dahmer pushes him away.
Jones working to try and regain half guard.
Jones is breathing heavily.
Dahmer tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Dahmer landing punches.
Jones is in a horrible position here. Dahmer smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Dahmer content just to control the position here.
Dahmer looking to finish Jones with some ground and pound. This is bad for Jones!
Dahmer lands a nice shot to the head.
Dahmer postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Jones looks a forlorn figure.
Dahmer has control of Jones's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Jones regains control of the situation pretty easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jones is working to get back to half guard.
Dahmer sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Dahmer working for a submission but Jones is keeping him at bay.
Jones tries to hold on but Dahmer postures up.
Dahmer with shots to the head and body - Jones looks very uncomfortable down there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jeffrey Dahmer dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Jones tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Dahmer fails to land with a series of punches.
Jones feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Dahmer's calf.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Dahmer lands a takedown into guard.
Dahmer stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Jones swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Dahmer sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Jones keeping moving, preventing Dahmer from controlling successfully.
Jones not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones keeping moving, preventing Dahmer from controlling successfully.
Dahmer controlling from the top position.
Dahmer missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Dahmer has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fight is doing enough on the ground.
Dahmer pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A head kick misses from Jones.
Jones tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Dahmer swivels and escapes.
Dahmer gets a takedown into half guard.
Dahmer content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Dahmer is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dahmer controlling the pace.
Jones manages to get to full guard.
Dahmer pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Jones is keeping the position for now.
Dahmer sitting in guard here, content to control.
Jones looking for a sweep. Not yet Jones, not yet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dahmer landing with the ground and pound.
Jones looking to hit a scissor sweep but Dahmer is one step ahead there.
Jones can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Dahmer controls the pace.
Jones not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Dahmer content to stall in guard here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Dahmer passes Jones's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Jones has hold of Dahmer's hands but Dahmer slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Dahmer is trying to work for a kimura but Jones is defending well.
Dahmer trying to control from half guard but Jones is working away.
Jones is trying to control but can't.
Dahmer passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Jones!
Dahmer controlling his opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jeffrey Dahmer showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Jones's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
Jones uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dahmer.
Dahmer misses with a wild combination.
Dahmer tries to land a front kick but Jones steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Jones misses with a takedown
and Dahmer counters with a two punch combo.
Dahmer scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Dahmer is nestled in close to Jones, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Jones trying to control here but he's found himself mounted! Oh no!
Dahmer sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones is in all sorts of trouble here.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Dahmer working for a submission but Jones is keeping him at bay.
Jones is squirming around, avoiding Dahmer's attempts to control the action.
Jones is trying to escape the mount.
Dahmer landing strikes, looking to finish!
Dahmer connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Dahmer looking for a guillotine from mount but Jones is having none of it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones working to try and regain half guard.
Dahmer with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.
Jones is trying to escape the mount.
Jeffrey Dahmer has got the better of the ground game so far.
Dahmer lands a big elbow.
Dahmer lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Dahmer working the ground and pound effectively.
Dahmer has hold of Jones's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Jones manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dahmer working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Dahmer is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Jones has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Dahmer scoring with strikes but Jones is staying in there.
Dahmer controlling the position easily from mount.
Jones is in all sorts of trouble here.
Dahmer has control of Jones's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Jones regains control of the situation pretty easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Jones wants to hold on but Dahmer pushes him away.
Dahmer postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Jones looks a forlorn figure.
Dahmer working the ground and pound effectively.
Dahmer landing strikes, looking to finish!
Dahmer lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Jones hang on?
Jimmy Jones has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Dahmer working the ground and pound effectively.
Dahmer scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Jones?
And that's the end of the fight!
Jeffrey Dahmer comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Dahmer winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 27:30
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 27:30
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jeffrey Dahmer!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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