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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Zoey Malone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Borat Sagdiyev (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Malone might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Boy Named Sue - Johnny Cash. Sagdiyev is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Mamaliga. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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218 lbs
10 - 5 - 0 |
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191 cm
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210 lbs
11 - 6 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Zoey Malone!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Borat Sagdiyev!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Chad Campbell and John Kavanagh.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Malone shoots in for a double leg but Sagdiyev sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Sagdiyev defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Malone.
Malone shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Sagdiyev as he avoids it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Zoey Malone. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Sagdiyev moves out of range of the strikes.
A lazy left from Sagdiyev finds it's target.
It looks like Zoey Malone has been cut.
Malone misses with a double jab.
Nice shot by Malone.
Sagdiyev lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Malone tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Sagdiyev is able to avoid easily.
Sagdiyev feints and then cracks Malone's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Malone down.
Sagdiyev fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Malone bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Malone fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Sagdiyev manages to avoid it.
Sagdiyev thumps Malone with a low kick.
Zoey Malone seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Malone is breathing heavily.
Malone looks to throw a body kick
and Sagdiyev counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick by Malone misses
and Sagdiyev counters with a solid body kick.
Sagdiyev connects with a nice looking jab.
Zoey Malone's cut is getting worse.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Malone.
Sagdiyev chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Sagdiyev lets loose with a powerful body kick. Malone will feel that in the morning.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sagdiyev scoring well with a low kick there.
Borat Sagdiyev is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Sagdiyev scores with a jab to the jaw.
Malone tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Sagdiyev swivels and escapes.
Sagdiyev cracks Malone with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Malone looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Sagdiyev finish him?
Malone is rocked!
Zoey Malone's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Sagdiyev looks to land a left hand but Malone moved out of range nicely.
Oh Malone is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Sagdiyev chopping away at his opponent's legs.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sagdiyev circles and sees the opportunity to plant his feet and throw a really nice straight left hand that drops Malone to the canvas! Malone doesn't know where he is but he's trying to survive - Sagdiyev keeps piling on the pressure and forces the referee to step in! This one is aaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Borat Sagdiyev!
Our winner, Borat Sagdiyev, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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