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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Pithe Canthropus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sasha Lagoo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Canthropus comes to the cage accompanied by Pizzaman - Trippin' On Sunshine. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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165 lbs
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162 lbs
17 - 17 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Great elbows
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
23 - 19 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Pithe Canthropus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
17 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Sasha Lagoo!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Skip Squint and Winston Howard.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Canthropus swats away the attempt to clinch by Lagoo.
Lagoo scores with a hook to the body. Canthropus takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Lagoo cracks Canthropus with a right hand to the side of the head.
It looks like Pithe Canthropus has been cut.
Good standup being displayed there by Lagoo as he connects with a hook.
Lagoo lands with an uppercut that bounces Canthropus off the cage and back into range.
Canthropus is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lagoo throws the left hand but Canthropus avoids the punch easily.
Lagoo throws a looping overhand right but Canthropus ducks down to avoid it.
Lagoo attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Lagoo closes the distance and clinches up with Canthropus, looking for a takedown. Lagoo pushes Canthropus against the cage but Canthropus circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Lagoo tries to close the distance and clinch up but Canthropus swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Canthropus misses with a hook. Lagoo ducked under it nicely.
Lagoo walks forward, straight into a front kick from Canthropus.
Lagoo throws a body punch but Canthropus moves out of range.
Lagoo looks to clinch
and Canthropus counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Canthropus fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Lagoo has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Canthropus throws a wild hook but Lagoo just manages to duck under it and - ooooh! Canthropus gets nailed by a brutal uppercut which crumples him back against the cage! The referee jumps in - Lagoo raises his hands in celebration and walks away!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Sasha Lagoo!
Sasha Lagoo very nearly forgot to thank Steel Penn's Laundry 93% amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
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hype
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pop
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