PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jack Mehoff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pencil Neck (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mehoff comes to the cage accompanied by Guitar Gangsters & Cadillac Blood by Volbeat. Neck comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Rolling Stones - Paint it black kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Mehoff
vs
Neck

185 cm
20
170 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

182 cm
19
176 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jack Mehoff!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Pencil Neck!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Anni Minnemäki and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Neck scores a takedown into full mount!
Mehoff is trying to escape the mount.
Mehoff in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Mehoff is looking to improve his position but Neck isn't that keen on the idea.
Mehoff is working hard here to advance position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Mehoff is trying to reverse the position but instead Neck has taken his back - oops!

Neck tightening his grip on Mehoff, looking for the choke.
Mehoff tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!
Neck sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
Mehoff regains half guard.
Neck wants to stand up but Mehoff is controlling the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Neck is keen to just control but Mehoff is a slippery customer.
Mehoff makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Mehoff.

Mehoff working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Neck doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Neck manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Mehoff looking for a sweep. Not yet Mehoff, not yet.
Neck trying to control the position from guard on top but Mehoff is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Mehoff looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Neck trying to stand up but can't free himself from Mehoff's guard.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Neck wants to control from the top but Mehoff keeps moving.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Mehoff is looking to sinch up a triangle. Neck throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Mehoff's body to avoid the submission. Mehoff has instead reached around Neck's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Mehoff arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Jack Mehoff!