PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Doctor Rockzo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and One Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rockzo comes to the cage accompanied by I'm Just a Rock 'n' Roll Clown -by- Doctor Rockzo. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Rockzo
vs
Turd

178 cm
30
169 lbs
15 - 13 - 0

175 cm
34
163 lbs
20 - 18 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Counter fighter
Very quick

Good wrestler
Good low kicks
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 13 - 0, fighting out of New York, Doctor Rockzo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 18 - 0, fighting out of New York, One Turd!
The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, John Kavanagh and Anthony Taglia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Turd shoots in but no luck this time.
Turd will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Nice takedown defense from Rockzo. No joy for Turd on that attempt.
Doctor Rockzo has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of One Turd.
Turd pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Turd misses with a low kick.
Rockzo keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Nice body kick from Turd.
Turd displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Rockzo.
Rockzo shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Turd as he jumps to the side.

Rockzo shoots in and bounces Turd off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.

Rockzo got a little sloppy there for a moment and Turd has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Rockzo has managed to get both his arms back between Turd's legs - danger averted.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Turd looking to try and escape his hips here, looking for a submission. It looks like he's going for a triangle but Rockzo is defending well. Turd quickly switches to an armbar and extends the arm! Rockzo has no choice but to tap, to a very quick submission! Wow, that was lightning fast! Turd celebrates on the cage, with the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). One Turd!