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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between MixMaster Me (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Me comes to the cage accompanied by Digital Animal. Jeremy has chosen I'm sexy and I know it by LMFAO as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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141 lbs
16 - 9 - 0 |
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145 lbs
20 - 8 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, MixMaster Me!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
20 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Ron Jeremy!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Tarja Halkonen and Marco Blurström.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Me catches Jeremy with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Jeremy slips a straight right by Me.
Jeremy is looking to clinch.
Jeremy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jeremy throws a head kick but Me moves out of range.
Me takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Me throws a body punch but Jeremy moves out of range.
Me looks to land a body kick but Jeremy moved away.
Jeremy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Me misses with a wild body shot.
Me ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jeremy moves away.
Jeremy swings for the body but Me moves out of range.
Jeremy slips a jab from Me.
Jeremy throws a leg kick that misses.
Me checks a low kick from Jeremy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Me throws out a powerful jab.
Me takes a swing at Jeremy's ribcage but misses.
Me on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Jeremy throws a leg kick but Me checks it.
Jeremy keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Me.
Me takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Jeremy chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Me takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Donk. Jeremy catches Me right on the button with a cross.
Me throws a solid leg kick but Jeremy takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Me.
Me throws a nice inside leg kick.
Jeremy throws a head kick but Me moves out of range.
Me throws a big shot that misses.
A cross from Jeremy lands.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy moves out of range of the body kick.
A leg kick checked by Jeremy.
Jeremy lands a right hook to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Me swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Me takes a swing at Jeremy's ribcage but misses.
Jeremy throws a head kick that Me semi-blocks.
Jeremy lands a slapping body shot.
Jeremy is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Me rather than just go for the knockout.
Jeremy connects with a crisp jab.
Jeremy digs a good hook to Me's body.
Jeremy tries to close the distance and clinch but Me swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Jeremy looks for the body kick but Me saw that one coming.
Me scores with a leg kick.
A swing and a miss from Me.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Ron Jeremy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Me digs a good hook to Jeremy's body.
Jeremy keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Jeremy has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Me takes a swing at Jeremy's ribcage but misses.
Jeremy throws a left and a right that both miss
and Me makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Me keeps the fight on the outside.
Me throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Me swings for the body but Jeremy moves out of range.
Me throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Jeremy counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Me throws a low kick but Jeremy moves out of range easily.
Jeremy connects with a leg kick. Me looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
A jab from Me finds it's way through Jeremy's defenses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Me blocks a low kick nicely.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jeremy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Me moves away.
Jeremy tries to clinch but Me moves out of range.
Me moves away from the strike by Jeremy.
Me takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Me scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Jeremy throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Me counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Jeremy throws a shot from downtown. Me moves away and avoids it.
Me waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Jeremy.
Jeremy misses with a hook
and Me counters with a nice uppercut.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Me misses with a kick to the body.
Jeremy looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Jeremy uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Me.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Ron Jeremy will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Me scores with a nice body kick.
Jeremy turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Me is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Good exchange - Me coming out on top.
Jeremy throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Me takes a swing at Jeremy's ribcage but misses.
Me shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Ron Jeremy seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Me throws a half hearted mid kick.
Jeremy throws a jab but it's blocked by Me.
Me looks to throw the jab but Jeremy is out of range.
Jeremy misses with a hook. Me ducked under it nicely.
Jeremy closes the distance and pushes Me back into the cage.
Jeremy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy tries a body shot but Me blocks it.
Me lands a body shot in the clinch.
Jeremy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Me blocks an elbow strike from Jeremy.
Jeremy wants to break free but Me has control.
Jeremy wants to get back to striking at distance but Me won't allow it.
Me throws a punch but it's blocked by Jeremy.
Me misses with some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Jeremy fails to land.
Jeremy breaks from the clinch.
Jeremy motions for Me to come forward. Jeremy throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Jeremy connects with a looping right hand.
A nice inside leg kick there by Jeremy. That's going to slow Me down.
Jeremy moves into the clinch.
Me wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Jeremy has him pressed against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Me tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Jeremy lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Me backwards.
Me breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Me takes a swing at Jeremy's ribcage but misses.
Jeremy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Me manages to avoid it.
Jeremy is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Jeremy throws a leg kick but Me checks it.
Me lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jeremy cracks Me with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Jeremy tries to clinch
and Me counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A nice leg kick lands there from Jeremy.
Me bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Jeremy's head.
Jeremy checks a low kick from Me.
Me pulls out of a head kick attempt.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy throws a sloppy head kick and Me moves out of range easily.
Me misses with a body kick.
Jeremy moves out of range of the strikes.
Me swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jeremy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jeremy takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Me lands with an overhand left.
Jeremy tries to clinch there but Me circles away.
Me looks to land a right hand but Jeremy moved out of range.
Jeremy tries a head kick but it misses.
Nice defenses there by Jeremy.
Jeremy forces Me back against the cage and clinches.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Me wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Jeremy has him pressed against the cage.
Jeremy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Me's elbow.
Jeremy misses with a punch to the body.
Jeremy misses with a body punch.
Me blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Jeremy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Me has had enough of the clinch but Jeremy keeps him there for the moment.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Me is trying to stall.
Me blocks an elbow strike.
Jeremy manages to break the clinch.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jeremy tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Me manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
A jab from Jeremy misses.
Jeremy takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that MixMaster Me will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. And we move into the final round!
Jeremy shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Me takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Me ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Me throws a hook but Jeremy avoids it easily.
Jeremy blocks a jab.
Jeremy connects with a leg kick. Me looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Jeremy checks a low kick from Me.
The fighters circling - Me throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Me throws a jab when Jeremy was well out of range.
Me takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Jeremy lands with an uppercut that bounces Me off the cage and back into range.
Jeremy tries to work over Me's front leg with a kick but Me checks it.
Me looks to throw the jab but Jeremy is out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy throws a head kick that misses.
Me on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Me throws a push kick but Jeremy slaps the foot to one side.
Jeremy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Me throws a leg kick but Jeremy checks it.
Me tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jeremy was well out of range. Poor timing from Me.
Me throws a sloppy head kick and Jeremy moves out of range easily.
Jeremy has taken the fight to the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Jeremy.
Me misses with a hook to the ribs.
Jeremy tries a body shot but Me blocks it.
Me trying to control the position but instead, Jeremy has worked for underhooks and has pushed Me into the cage.
Jeremy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Me avoids a wild elbow strike from Jeremy.
Me misses with the head strike.
Me wants to get back to striking at distance but Jeremy won't allow it.
Me blocks an uppercut.
Jeremy lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Jeremy trying to stall but Me improves his position.
Me misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Jeremy misses with a body punch.
Jeremy gets through Me's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Jeremy throws a head punch that misses.
Jeremy working aggressively here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy digs a right hand into Me's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Me's gas tank.
Me breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Me ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jeremy moves away.
Jeremy ducks under a wild hook from Me.
Me is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Jeremy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jeremy connects with a leg kick. Me looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Jeremy throws a hook but Me blocks it.
Jeremy blocks a jab.
Me throws a hook to the side of Jeremy's head but Jeremy sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A big left from Jeremy misses.
Nice defenses there by Me.
Jeremy connects with a right hand. Me shakes it off.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Me waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Jeremy.
Jeremy tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Me manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Me works Jeremy's body with a nice hook.
Jeremy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Me.
Me takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Jeremy takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Jeremy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jeremy avoids the head kick by Me.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jeremy with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Jeremy swings for the body but Me moves out of range.
Jeremy with a jab.
And that's the end of the fight!
Ron Jeremy comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Jeremy has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 27:30
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 27:30
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ron Jeremy!
Ron Jeremy made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'Hey mr mix master me ,I think we need to try it again?Thanks for a fine fight'.
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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