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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cael Sanderson Bot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jake Snake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Snake has chosen The Buffoon & The Dean Of Admissions as his entrance music. Jake Snake has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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Solid boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cael Sanderson Bot!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jake Snake!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A big right from Snake misses.
A jab from Bot misses.
Bot throws a low kick, looking for Snake's leg but Snake calmly moves out of range.
Bot uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Snake.
Bot blocks a low kick nicely.
Jake Snake seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Snake misses with a straight left.
Bot misses with a looping left.
Bot walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Bot throws a low kick but Snake avoids it.
Snake misses with a low kick.
Bot swings for the body but Snake moves out of range.
Bot slips a straight right by Snake.
Bot slips a straight right by Snake.
Snake misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Snake needs to keep his hands up - Bot had a free shot at his head there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Snake throws a hook but Bot avoids it easily.
Snake misses with an uppercut.
Snake thows a body shot but no joy.
Bot ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Snake moves away.
Snake avoids the body shot from Bot.
The fighters circling - Snake throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bot throws a big shot that misses.
Bot takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Snake misses with a looping left.
A slow jab from Snake misses its intended target.
Bot connects with the punch.
Snake misses with a straight right.
Bot tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Snake stuns Bot with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Snake looks to throw the jab but Bot is out of range.
Bot fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Snake manages to avoid it.
Snake throws a hook but Bot blocks it.
Good shot there by Bot.
Snake throws a jab when Bot was well out of range.
Bot takes a swing at Snake's ribcage but misses.
Snake misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bot ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Snake moves away.
Bot bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bot jabs at Snake's body.
Snake connects with a nice looking jab.
Snake pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Snake uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bot.
Snake waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bot.
Snake looks to land a left hand but Bot moved out of range nicely.
Snake throws a big shot that misses.
Bot jabs Snake to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Bot takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Snake misses with a straight right.
Snake throws a jab when Bot was well out of range.
Bot is looking to wear down Snake with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Snake misses with a hook. Bot ducked under it nicely.
Snake slips under a jab.
Bot listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Bot takes a swing at Snake's ribcage but misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bot walks into a straight right hand from Snake.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bot throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Snake.
Snake slips a jab from Bot.
Snake doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Bot throws a leg kick but Snake sees it coming and moves out of range.
Bot blocks a jab.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Snake checks a leg kick.
Snake connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Some bone on bone action there as Snake checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Snake throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Snake connects with a nice looking jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jake Snake dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Snake misses with a body kick.
Bot does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Bot lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Snake has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Snake and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Bot thows a body shot but no joy.
Snake throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bot misses with a body shot
letting Snake counter with a right hand.
Bot misses with a jab to the body
and Snake counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Snake jabs Bot right on the nose. Bot blinks but takes it well.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bot looks to score with a jab to the body but Snake is just out of range.
Bot connects with a leg kick. Snake looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Bot misses with a jab to the body
and Snake counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Bot avoids the body shot from Snake.
Snake scores with a decent looking hook.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Snake throws a lazy uppercut
and Bot counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Snake thinking.
Bot changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Snake tries a low kick but Bot avoids it.
A big right from Bot misses.
Bot wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Bot throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Snake is breathing heavily.
Jab, jab by Snake - just one landing.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bot pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Jake Snake seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Bot throws a body punch but Snake moves out of range.
Snake throws the left hand but Bot avoids the punch easily.
Bot misses with a body shot.
Bot misses with a wild body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Snake uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bot.
Bot misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Snake.
Bot throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Snake throws a body punch but Bot moves out of range.
A jab from Snake misses.
Bot throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Snake cracks Bot with a right hand to the side of the head.
Bot throws a right and a left that both miss.
Snake thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bot bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bot misses the shot to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Snake throws a jab when Bot was well out of range.
Snake scores with a punch to the head.
Bot swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Some bone on bone action there as Bot checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Bot thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bot walks into a stiff left hand from Snake.
Snake misses with a hook.
Bot slips under a jab from Snake.
Bot waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Snake.
Snake keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Snake on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Snake throws a lazy right hand but Bot sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bot throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Bot ducks under a wild hook from Snake.
Bot slips under a jab from Snake.
Bot staying out of range there.
Snake is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Bot throws a head kick that misses.
An inside leg kick lands from Bot.
A jab from Bot does it's job there.
Snake walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Bot checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Snake throws a push kick but Bot slaps the foot to one side.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Good standup being displayed there by Snake as he connects with a hook.
Snake on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Bot throws a body punch but Snake moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Jake Snake will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Snake keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Snake takes a swing at Bot's ribcage but misses.
Bot blocks a head kick by Snake.
Bot swings for the body but Snake moves out of range.
Bot throws a low kick but it's checked well by Snake.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Bot, right into the meat.
Snake throws a hook but Bot blocks it.
Snake misses with a looping right.
Bot throws a half hearted mid kick.
Snake misses with a series of wild punches.
Bot throws a poor cross that misses
and Snake counters with a nice uppercut.
Snake slips under a jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bot misses with a wild body shot.
Snake jabs Bot to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Snake defending well as Bot loads up on a big left hand.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Snake.
Snake lands a glancing blow to the side of Bot's head.
Bot moves out of range as Snake strikes.
Bot blocks a jab.
Some wild striking there from Bot.
Snake connects with a crisp jab.
Bot scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A jab from Snake finds it's way through Bot's defenses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Snake just misses with a punch to the body.
Bot thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bot thuds his right hand into Snake's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
It looks like Jake Snake has been cut.
Snake throws a hook but Bot avoids it easily.
Snake throws a hook to the side of Bot's head but Bot sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Bot moves out of range as Snake strikes.
A slow jab from Snake misses its intended target.
Snake dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bot throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Snake throws a hook but Bot blocks it.
Snake misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Snake misses with an uppercut
and Bot counters with a three punch combo that has Snake backing up. Snake nods at Bot to acknowledge the strikes.
Bot lands a lovely overhand right.
Snake lunges at Bot with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Bot's hand.
Good exchange - Snake coming out on top.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Snake cracks Bot with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Bot thuds a left hand into Snake's body.
Snake takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Snake throws a lazy right hand but Bot sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bot walks into a left hand.
Bot uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Snake.
Snake does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
A head kick by Snake misses
and Bot counters with a stiff right hand.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bot scores with a leg kick.
Snake takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Bot misses with a wild body shot.
Bot connects with a good right hand that stumbles Snake. Snake circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Bot throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Snake walks into a left hand.
Snake looks to score with a jab to the body but Bot is just out of range.
A jab from Bot does it's job there.
Snake keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Snake misses with the combination.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Bot, right into the meat.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Cael Sanderson Bot.
Well Snake has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight for Jake Snake!
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight for Jake Snake!
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight for Jake Snake!
Jake Snake wins by unanimous decision!
A very excited looking Jake Snake made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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