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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Obed Flying Fox (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Frank Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Frank Turd has the eye of the tiger tonight.
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200 lbs
9 - 2 - 1 |
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185 lbs
6 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
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Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Obed Flying Fox!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Frank Turd!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Josh West and Chris Saunders.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Flying Fox shoots in looking for a takedown. Turd tries to sprawl out of it but Flying Fox keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Turd manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Flying Fox looks for a takedown but Turd sprawls well.
Turd misses with a head kick.
Turd throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Flying Fox fails to land the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Obed Flying Fox. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Flying Fox throws a low kick but Turd moves out of range easily.
Flying Fox will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Flying Fox shoots in for a takedown but Turd shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Turd lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Flying Fox throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Flying Fox shoots in but Turd avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Flying Fox shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Turd sprawls well. Turd wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Flying Fox gets slowly back to his feet.
Flying Fox looks to score with a jab to the body but Turd is just out of range.
Nice sprawl there from Turd as Flying Fox shoots in.
Obed Flying Fox seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Flying Fox tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Turd swivels and escapes.
Flying Fox misses with a right hand
and Turd counters with a stiff right hand.
Turd gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Flying Fox breaks the clinch.
Flying Fox takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Flying Fox is breathing heavily.
Flying Fox looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Turd throws a front kick that sends Flying Fox stumbling back into the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Flying Fox takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
A nice inside leg kick there by Turd. That's going to slow Flying Fox down.
Turd fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Turd lands a leg kick that knocks Flying Fox off balance momentarily.
Turd comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Turd thumps Flying Fox with a low kick.
Turd fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Flying Fox has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Turd lands a nice looking kick to the body. Flying Fox takes a step back to recover.
Turd and Flying Fox are patiently standing in front of each other looking for an opening. Turd throws a head kick. It's landed, knocking Flying Fox into next week! Ooooh that was huge! Turd knows it - he's on the cage flexing is biceps. That's a bit weird considering he won by kick but whatever.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Frank Turd!
An intense looking Frank Turd took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'Frank Turd grabs the microphone and screams "HEY YALL I JUST TURDED ALL OVER HIS FACE!"
He drops the microphone as the crowd goes wild.'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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