PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Heinrich Von Hossenfeffer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Flex Nuisance (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Von Hossenfeffer's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Tik Tok. Nuisance is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: High Hopes by Frank Sinatra. Both these guys are coming into the fight with injuries so let's see if that has a bearing on the fight. Flex Nuisance will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Von Hossenfeffer
vs
Nuisance

183 cm
35
180 lbs
19 - 12 - 0

197 cm
32
265 lbs
12 - 5 - 0

Good takedowns
Good knees
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Heinrich Von Hossenfeffer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Flex Nuisance!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Sano, Shirou Masuda and Yasuomi Hirokawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nuisance misses with an uppercut. Von Hossenfeffer saw that one coming.
Nuisance scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.

It looks like Heinrich Von Hossenfeffer has been cut.
Nuisance throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Von Hossenfeffer tries to close the distance and clinch but Nuisance swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Nuisance throws an overhand right that lands on Von Hossenfeffer's shoulder, as Von Hossenfeffer tries to avoid the shot.
Nuisance throws a right hand that misses
and Von Hossenfeffer finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Nuisance looks to throw the jab but Von Hossenfeffer is out of range.
Von Hossenfeffer looks to clinch
and Nuisance makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Von Hossenfeffer is breathing heavily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A looping hook to the body misses from Nuisance. Von Hossenfeffer does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nuisance misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Von Hossenfeffer.
Von Hossenfeffer blocks a jab.
Nuisance throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nuisance just misses with a punch to the body.
Nuisance scores with a punch to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nuisance avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Von Hossenfeffer keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Nuisance.
Nuisance pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Nuisance misses with a hook. Von Hossenfeffer ducked under it nicely.
Nuisance throws a hook to the side of Von Hossenfeffer's head but Von Hossenfeffer sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Von Hossenfeffer looks to clinch
and Nuisance counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Von Hossenfeffer blocks a jab.
Von Hossenfeffer wants to clinch.
Nuisance takes a swing at Von Hossenfeffer's ribcage but misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nuisance misses with a body punch
and Von Hossenfeffer counters with a two punch combo.
Von Hossenfeffer misses with a kick to the body.
Von Hossenfeffer is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Von Hossenfeffer tries to close the distance and clinch but Nuisance swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Nuisance swings for the body but Von Hossenfeffer moves out of range.
Nuisance tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Von Hossenfeffer was well out of range. Poor timing from Nuisance.
Von Hossenfeffer takes a body punch but keeps moving.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nuisance cracks Von Hossenfeffer with a right hand to the side of the head.
Nuisance throws a jab when Von Hossenfeffer was well out of range.
Nuisance lands a big right hook! Von Hossenfeffer looks hurt but is still standing! Nuisance lands a left jab and another right hook! This time Von Hossenfeffer falls down and Nuisance dives in with a huge hammer fist! Von Hossenfeffer's eyes roll back! The referee calls for the bell and Nuisance runs up the cage to celebrate with his fans!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Flex Nuisance!
Flex Nuisance thanked the fans post fight for their support.