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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Homer Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Oliver Oxenfrei (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Homer Simpson could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Oliver Oxenfrei's chin.
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280 lbs
11 - 3 - 0 |
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264 lbs
17 - 18 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Homer Simpson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
17 - 18 - 0, fighting out of London, Oliver Oxenfrei!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, Andrew Berry and William Gold.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Oxenfrei tries to move into range but Simpson moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Homer Simpson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Oxenfrei ducks under a wild hook from Simpson.
Simpson lands with a thumping leg kick.
Simpson scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Oxenfrei doesn't seem bothered though.
Decent striking displayed by Simpson there.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Simpson stuns Oxenfrei with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Oxenfrei looks winded!
Simpson with a hook.
Simpson throws a quick inside leg kick.
Oxenfrei needs to keep his hands up - Simpson had a free shot at his head there.
Simpson dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Simpson lands a jab to the nose.
It looks like Oliver Oxenfrei has been cut.
Oxenfrei takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Oxenfrei leaves his chin hanging out and Simpson seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Oxenfrei crumbles to the floor in a heap, and the referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Homer Simpson!
Homer Simpson managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Hilo Nutrition, into his post fight interview.
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