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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Jack Clark (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and PitPat Spokesthing (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Clark comes to the cage accompanied by Rent a Wreck. PitPat Spokesthing is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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148 lbs
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142 lbs
4 - 1 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
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BJJ Purple Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 14 - 0, fighting out of London, Jack Clark!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, PitPat Spokesthing!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, Joseph Jones and Anthony Taglia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Clark misses with an uppercut.
Clark missing with a left hand there. Spokesthing was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Clark displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Spokesthing throws out the jab.
Clark swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Spokesthing.
Spokesthing lands a nice shot to the body.
Clark takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Clark fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Spokesthing manages to avoid it.
Clark looks to score with a jab to the body but Spokesthing is just out of range.
Spokesthing throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Clark stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
PitPat Spokesthing seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Clark lands a jab to Spokesthing's midsection.
Spokesthing lands with a cross.
Spokesthing misses with a wild body shot.
Spokesthing throws a big shot that misses.
Spokesthing ducks under a wild hook from Clark.
Clark lands a jab to the nose.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Spokesthing ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Clark moves away.
Clark keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Spokesthing connects with a body shot that sends Clark's belly button to the back.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Spokesthing thuds a left hand into Clark's body.
Spokesthing misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Clark.
Spokesthing takes a swing at Clark's ribcage but misses.
Spokesthing fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Spokesthing moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Spokesthing lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Clark throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Clark throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Spokesthing.
Spokesthing paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Spokesthing uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Clark.
Clark scores with a nice head shot.
Spokesthing with a hook.
Spokesthing throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Spokesthing uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Clark.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Clark misses with a combination
and Spokesthing counters with a nice uppercut.
Clark tries to bum rush Spokesthing with a series of wild strikes but Spokesthing uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Clark looks to land a combination but Spokesthing avoids it well.
Clark fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Clark throws a right and a left that Spokesthing avoids nicely.
Clark looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Clark tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Clark ducks under a wild hook from Spokesthing.
Clark connects with the punch.
Clark throws a nice looking combination but Spokesthing bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A combination from Clark does no damage.
Spokesthing looks to score with a jab to the body but Clark is just out of range.
Spokesthing changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Spokesthing is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Clark.
Spokesthing swings and misses with a hook to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Clark throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Spokesthing connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Spokesthing throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Clark throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Spokesthing bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Clark's head backwards.
Spokesthing connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Clark's hands.
Clark is rocked!
Clark takes a swing at Spokesthing's ribcage but misses.
Spokesthing throws a poor cross that misses
and Spokesthing takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A left lands for Spokesthing.
Oh Clark is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Spokesthing scores with a shot to the body.
Spokesthing lands the left hand.
Spokesthing is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Clark had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Clark takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Clark avoids the head kick by Spokesthing.
Spokesthing cracks Clark with a hook to the temple - Clark is on wobbly legs here! Spokesthing swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! Clark falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! Spokesthing wins by TKO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). PitPat Spokesthing!
An out of breath PitPat Spokesthing thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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hype
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RATING
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