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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Paco Da Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Piru Parka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Da Man kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Tenacious D - Beelzeboss. Parka is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: . I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!
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35
262 lbs
28 - 13 - 1 |
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210 cm
31
310 lbs
25 - 15 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
28 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Paco Da Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
25 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Piru Parka!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Ryoma Takatsuka and Micheangelo Fripello.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Da Man thuds his right hand into Parka's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Parka swings for the body but Da Man moves out of range.
Da Man just misses with a punch to the body.
Da Man misses with an uppercut.
Da Man gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Parka to score an easy takedown into full guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Da Man is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Parka looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Da Man lands with a punch from half guard.
Parka actively working from the bottom here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Da Man throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Da Man uses his free foot to push down on Parka's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Parka.
Da Man avoids the attempt from Parka to control.
Parka slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Da Man winds up and cracks Parka with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Parka is trying to maintain the position but Da Man is very close to passing his half guard.
Da Man wants to control but Parka is keeping him busy.
Da Man is pressing down on Parka's thigh, looking to free his foot. Parka is holding on for now.
Da Man with the ground and pound but Parka uses the opportunity to regain guard.
Da Man trying to control but Parka is working from the bottom.
Parka is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Da Man has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Da Man wants to control from the top but Parka keeps moving.
Parka working a defensive guard here.
Parka tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Da Man trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Parka avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Parka keeping moving, preventing Da Man from controlling successfully.
Parka trying to control the position.
Parka working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Da Man.
Parka is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Da Man is aware though and is defending well.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Da Man scoring with some ground and pound.
Da Man postures up and lands a big shot to Parka's brow.
Da Man wants to control from the top but Parka keeps moving.
Da Man slips nicely into half guard.
Da Man prevents Parka from improving his position.
Da Man drops an elbow to the side of Parka's head.
Parka looking for submissions off his back.
Da Man lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Da Man is looking to take a break and control but Parka is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Da Man is stalling here. Parka is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Da Man seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Parka has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
Da Man is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Parka off and has taken his back!
Parka looks to control his opponent's hands but he's not mananging it at the moment.
Da Man scores with a nice shot to the head of his opponent. Parka is looking for a way out.
Da Man softening up his opponent with strikes here.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Da Man throwing sloppy strikes.
Da Man throwing strikes from the back - he gets a warning from the referee for striking the back of the head but all these shots are hurting Parka!
Da Man gets his hands free as Parka looks to control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Paco Da Man dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Good work by Parka as he checks the leg kick.
Da Man scores with a hook.
It looks like Piru Parka has been cut.
Parka shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Da Man has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Parka is working away from the top position though.
Parka thows a huge punch but Da Man dodges it nicely.
Parka throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Parka wants to lay and pray for a moment but Da Man keeps working.
Da Man moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Parka slips nicely into half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Da Man gets full guard.
Paco Da Man overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Parka looking to pass the guard.
Da Man is trying to keep Parka in close.
Parka pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Da Man is keeping the position for now.
Parka landing with the ground and pound.
Da Man keeping moving, preventing Parka from controlling successfully.
Parka in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Da Man not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Da Man is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Parka is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Parka trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Parka stopping the sweep attempt from Da Man.
Parka trying to control but Da Man is working from the bottom.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Da Man can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Parka controls the pace.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Da Man drives through and clinches with Parka against the cage.
Da Man misses with a body punch.
Da Man prevents the takedown attempt.
Parka wants to take the fight to the mat but Da Man manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Da Man misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Da Man struggles to land a body shot inside as Parka controls his hands.
Da Man lands a body shot in the clinch.
Parka fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Paco Da Man has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Piru Parka.
Parka blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Da Man misses with a knee to the head.
Parka tries to break free but Da Man pushes him back against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Da Man lands a shoulder strike.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Da Man here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Da Man misses with a knee to the head.
Parka is trying to pull guard but Da Man turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Da Man misses with a punch to the body.
Da Man lands a body shot.
Parka is breathing heavily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Da Man lands a left hand.
Da Man lands a hook that snaps the head of Parka backwards.
Parka avoiding damage as Da Man throws knees to the body.
Da Man can't find room to land a body shot as Parka controls the action.
Parka fails to pull guard.
Da Man is leaning against Parka and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Parka tries to break the clinch but Da Man is controlling the position.
Da Man prevents the takedown attempt.
Da Man lands a left hand that snaps the head of Parka backwards.
Da Man missing with knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Paco Da Man dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Piru Parka's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Parka misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Parka throws a head kick but Da Man moves out of range.
Piru Parka is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Parka throws a right hand that Da Man ducks under and follows up with a left that Da Man also avoids with ease.
Parka tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Da Man swivels and escapes.
A lazy left from Da Man finds it's target.
Parka takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Parka throws a leg kick that misses.
Da Man connects with a body shot.
Parka keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Da Man waves his right hand out in front of him, looking to distract Parka. Oh, he's unloaded a beast of a left hand - it worked! He's dropped Parka to the canvas! Can he finish him!?
Da Man is looking to work some ground and pound but Parka has wrist control.
Parka takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Da Man makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Da Man lands a couple of digs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Da Man working some strikes from top position.
Da Man pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Parka is keeping the position for now.
Da Man throws a big right hand that misses.
Da Man cracks Parka with a solid left hand.
Parka throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Da Man scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Da Man postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Parka working for a triangle but Da Man defends it easily.
Da Man sitting in guard here, content to control.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Parka avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Da Man trying to control but Parka is working from the bottom.
Parka keeping full guard, as Da Man tries to pass.
Da Man trying to control but Parka is working from the bottom.
Parka looking to control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Da Man stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Parka swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Parka is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Da Man is aware though and is defending well.
Da Man's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Da Man tries to free his leg and advance position but Parka is retaining full guard.
Da Man scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Parka is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Da Man is in close to Parka's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Da Man stands up over Parka, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Da Man scoring with some ground and pound.
Da Man trying to control but Parka is working from the bottom.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Piru Parka has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Da Man throwing strikes from guard but Parka blocks nicely.
Parka looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Da Man connects with a couple of short punches.
Da Man lands a couple of elbows.
Da Man wants to control from the top but Parka keeps moving.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
And that's the end of the fight!
Paco Da Man showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Da Man has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Colin Fray scores the fight 30:27
Judge Ryoma Takatsuka scores the fight 30:27
Judge Micheangelo Fripello scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Paco Da Man!
After winning the bout, Paco Da Man thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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energy
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hype
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RATING
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