PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Charles Manson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Manson's entrance music is MURDER MUZIK. A fine choice. Charles Manson has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Manson
vs
Jeremy

180 cm
28
180 lbs
9 - 4 - 0

168 cm
25
180 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Heavy handed

Cold Blooded Kemists ↑ 5x160Q

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Charles Manson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ron Jeremy!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Reed Andrews and Russell Pearce.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Manson lands with an uppercut that bounces Jeremy off the cage and back into range.
Jeremy throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Manson on the side of the head.
Decent striking displayed by Jeremy there.
Jeremy takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Manson staying out of range there.
Manson works Jeremy's body with a nice hook.
Manson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A thudding body kick lands there by Jeremy!
Jeremy smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Nice jab there from Manson.
A left and a right from Manson both land. Nice combination.
Nice defenses there by Jeremy.
Manson defending well as Jeremy loads up on a big left hand.

Manson drops Jeremy with a beautiful combination! Jeremy stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Manson is looking for the KO!

Jeremy is rocked!

Jeremy drops Manson with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Manson looks back up at him and smiles so Jeremy waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

Manson is rocked!
Jeremy is still on wobbly legs! Can Manson finish him?
Manson is breathing heavily.
Jeremy connects with a picture perfect right hand that knocks Manson out cold! This one is over in a flash!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ron Jeremy!
Ron Jeremy decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.