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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jack Potatos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Duncan McAlister (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Potatos's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Just Another Victim by Helmet&House of Pain. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
24 - 12 - 0, fighting out of London, Jack Potatos!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
21 - 17 - 2, fighting out of Hilo, Duncan McAlister!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Roger Salmon and Jeff Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Potatos looks to score with a jab to the body but McAlister is just out of range.
Potatos is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by McAlister.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Potatos, right into the meat.
McAlister tries to clinch up.
Potatos tries to clinch up but McAlister circles away and keeps his distance.
Potatos circles away from the clinch attempt.
McAlister throws a sloppy head kick and Potatos moves out of range easily.
A leg kick checked by Potatos.
Potatos will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
McAlister is looking to clinch.
Potatos gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Potatos throws a left and a right that both miss
and McAlister counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Jack Potatos seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Potatos on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Potatos slips a straight right by McAlister.
Potatos scores with a sloppy right hand. McAlister should have avoided that one.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Potatos misses with a takedown attempt - McAlister sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Potatos tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but McAlister swivels and escapes.
Potatos misses with a body shot.
Potatos tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Potatos connects with a right hand. McAlister shakes it off.
Potatos throws a shot from downtown. McAlister moves away and avoids it.
Potatos closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Potatos moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Duncan McAlister is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
McAlister circles away from the clinch attempt.
McAlister misses with a leg kick.
McAlister is looking to clinch but Potatos is avoiding it.
McAlister throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
McAlister lands a right hook to the body.
Potatos blocks a head kick by McAlister.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Potatos throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
McAlister fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Potatos manages to avoid it.
McAlister uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McAlister misses the shot to the body.
McAlister connects with a looping right hand.
Potatos walks into a stiff left hand from McAlister.
Potatos closes the distance and pushes McAlister back into the cage.
McAlister is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Potatos blocks a punch to the side of the head.
McAlister displaying some good clinch control by pressing Potatos up against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McAlister is trying to maintain a safe position but Potatos gets an underhook and turns McAlister into the cage.
McAlister's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
McAlister uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
McAlister will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Potatos lands with a hook. McAlister tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
McAlister lands a jab to the nose.
Potatos tried to score with a low kick but McAlister checks it.
McAlister is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
McAlister tries to score with a low kick but Potatos moves his leg out of the way.
Potatos swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and McAlister counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Potatos wants to clinch
and McAlister counters with a flying knee. Nice.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Potatos walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. McAlister checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
McAlister avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Potatos wants to slow McAlister down by chopping away at his legs.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Potatos throws a low kick but McAlister moves out of range easily.
A punch combination from McAlister misses.
McAlister is looking to clinch.
Potatos throws a leg kick but McAlister checks it.
McAlister tries to clinch up.
Good leg kick by McAlister there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Potatos looks to land a right hand but McAlister moved out of range.
McAlister throws a body punch but Potatos moves out of range.
Potatos looks to score with a jab to the body but McAlister is just out of range.
McAlister lands with a shot to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McAlister wants to slow Potatos down by chopping away at his legs.
Potatos thows a body shot but no joy.
McAlister cracks Potatos with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Duncan McAlister dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
McAlister tries to close the distance and clinch up but Potatos swats him away and circles back towards the center.
McAlister moves out of range as Potatos strikes.
McAlister thows a body shot but no joy.
Potatos gets cracked there but stands up to it.
McAlister misses with a head kick.
McAlister takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Nice defenses there by McAlister.
Potatos throws a body punch but McAlister moves out of range.
A slapping leg kick lands for McAlister.
Potatos looks to land a left hand but McAlister moved out of range nicely.
McAlister thows a left - swing and a miss!
McAlister throws a leg kick that misses.
McAlister misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Potatos.
Potatos throws a right hand that McAlister ducks under and follows up with a left that McAlister also avoids with ease.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Potatos feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to McAlister's calf.
McAlister throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
McAlister throws out a powerful jab.
McAlister throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Potatos sees it coming and avoids it easily.
McAlister throws a leg kick but Potatos checks it.
Potatos does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Potatos throws the left hand but McAlister avoids the punch easily.
Potatos misses with a body kick.
Potatos uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from McAlister.
McAlister moves out of range of the strikes.
Potatos swings and misses with a shot to the body
and McAlister counters by clinching up.
McAlister blocking some punches.
A quick uppercut on the inside from McAlister.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McAlister working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
McAlister can't break the clinch.
McAlister has a couple of punches blocked by Potatos.
A short left from Potatos.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Potatos lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Potatos stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
McAlister can't break the clinch.
McAlister is trying to break free.
Potatos lands a right hand.
McAlister is trying to break the clinch but Potatos has him pressed against the cage.
McAlister has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
McAlister prevents a body shot from Potatos.
Potatos effectively controlling the action here.
Potatos lands a hook that snaps the head of McAlister backwards.
Potatos misses with a hook from the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Potatos lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Nice body punch from Potatos - that landed with a thud.
McAlister misses with a punch on the inside.
McAlister lands with a right to the head.
Stalling in the clinch from McAlister.
Potatos throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
McAlister doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Potatos breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
McAlister throws a head kick but Potatos moves out of range.
Potatos misses with a wild combination.
McAlister keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The fight stays on the outside here - McAlister looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
A head kick from Potatos lands but McAlister takes it in his stride.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Potatos fakes high and swings low for a body shot but McAlister manages to avoid it.
Potatos takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
McAlister gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Potatos breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Potatos lands a straight punch to the body, keeping McAlister at a distance.
Potatos attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Potatos walks into a stiff left hand from McAlister.
Donk. McAlister catches Potatos right on the button with a cross.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Potatos attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
McAlister looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
McAlister ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Potatos moves away.
Potatos keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jack Potatos dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Potatos scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Duncan McAlister seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Potatos gets in close and instigates a clinch.
McAlister effectively controlling the action here.
Potatos works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Jack Potatos has scored more points in the clinch so far.
McAlister breaks from the clinch.
Good leg kick by Potatos there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
McAlister missing with a left hand there. Potatos was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Potatos is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by McAlister.
McAlister walks into a straight right hand from Potatos.
McAlister tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A head kick misses from McAlister.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Potatos lands with an overhand left.
Potatos does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McAlister misses the shot to the body.
A big left from Potatos misses.
Good standup being displayed there by McAlister as he connects with a hook.
Nice shot by Potatos.
McAlister misses with a looping left.
Potatos shoots in for a takedown but McAlister shows good takedown defense.
Potatos throws a jab when McAlister was well out of range.
Potatos throws a quick inside leg kick.
McAlister misses with a head kick.
Potatos wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Potatos clinches with his opponent.
Potatos misses with a hook from the clinch.
Potatos works on McAlister's body with a couple of short punches.
McAlister takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Potatos stalls.
McAlister lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Potatos lands a left hand.
McAlister takes a shot to the head.
Potatos tries to throw a body punch but McAlister avoids it by throwing Potatos back against the cage.
Potatos tries to work over McAlister's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Potatos misses with a body punch.
McAlister working hard to break the clinch.
Potatos throws an elbow but it misses.
McAlister is trying to stall.
Potatos tries to circle away but McAlister has him pinned against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A bit of stalling here from McAlister.
McAlister is trying to break the clinch but Potatos has him pressed against the cage.
McAlister is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Potatos is keeping busy.
Potatos lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of McAlister backwards.
Potatos throws a punch but it's blocked by McAlister.
McAlister blocks a punch to the side of the head.
McAlister breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
McAlister takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Potatos with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Potatos throws a leg kick but McAlister sees it coming and moves out of range.
McAlister throws a head kick but Potatos moves out of range.
McAlister doesn't manage to clinch there - Potatos circles away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Potatos fails to land with a series of punches.
Potatos misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McAlister.
McAlister connects with a right hand. Potatos shakes it off.
McAlister tries to land a leg kick but Potatos saw it coming and moves away.
Potatos connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed McAlister momentarily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A jab from McAlister misses.
McAlister throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
McAlister works Potatos's body with a nice hook.
Potatos dips to his left and cracks McAlister with an uppercut!
McAlister avoids a kick to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McAlister misses with a straight left.
Potatos dodges the punch combination from McAlister.
McAlister throws a sloppy head kick and Potatos moves out of range easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jack Potatos clearly takes that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
McAlister thows a leg kick but Potatos checks it
and Potatos counters with a lovely straight right hand!
McAlister tries to clinch there but Potatos circles away.
Potatos takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
McAlister scores with a punch to the head.
McAlister lands a nice leg kick that just misses Potatos's sensitive parts.
Potatos throws out a loose jab but McAlister uses good head movement to avoid it.
McAlister scores with a decent looking hook.
Potatos darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Potatos takes a swing at McAlister's ribcage but misses.
McAlister misses with a head kick.
McAlister throws a low kick, looking for Potatos's leg but Potatos calmly moves out of range.
Potatos uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from McAlister.
McAlister throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McAlister pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Potatos tries to land a leg kick but McAlister saw it coming and moves away.
Potatos avoids the body shot from McAlister.
Potatos throws a nice inside leg kick.
Potatos checks a low kick from McAlister.
McAlister blocks a low kick nicely.
Potatos scores with a punch to the head.
Potatos moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
McAlister jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Potatos thows a body shot but no joy.
Potatos lunges at McAlister with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by McAlister's hand.
Potatos fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and McAlister has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Potatos takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Potatos misses the jab.
McAlister blocks a leg kick.
McAlister with a nice cross.
McAlister tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Potatos was well out of range. Poor timing from McAlister.
A looping hook to the body misses from McAlister. Potatos does a little dance to reset his feet.
A telegraphed right hand from Potatos misses the target.
McAlister throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
McAlister's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Potatos forces McAlister back against the cage and clinches.
McAlister fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
McAlister working hard to break the clinch.
McAlister misses with the head strike.
A short left from McAlister.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Potatos misses with a punch on the inside.
Potatos blocks a body shot from McAlister.
A nice left hand lands by Potatos.
Potatos working hard to break the clinch.
Potatos scores with a shoulder strike.
Potatos keeps control of McAlister as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
McAlister takes a shot to the head.
Potatos fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Potatos lands with a short punch from the clinch.
McAlister is rocked!
McAlister is trying to break the clinch but Potatos has him pressed against the cage.
Potatos lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops McAlister to his knees! Potatos keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:51 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jack Potatos!
Jack Potatos is the new heavyweight champion!
Our winner, Jack Potatos, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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