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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Charles Gunn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Austin Powers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gunn comes to the cage accompanied by Audioslave - Exploder. Charles Gunn is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
19 - 10 - 1, fighting out of New York, Charles Gunn!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
20 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Austin Powers!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Timothy Bukovac and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Powers throws a leg kick but Gunn checks it.
Gunn does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Powers tries to land a front kick but Gunn steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Powers chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Gunn can pounce on him.
Gunn moves to clinch but Powers breaks away
and Powers connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Powers throws a solid leg kick but Gunn takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Powers.
Powers swats away the attempt to clinch by Gunn.
Gunn swings for the body but Powers moves out of range.
Gunn connects with a jab.
Gunn tries to clinch up but Powers circles away and keeps his distance.
Good standup being displayed there by Powers as he connects with a hook.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Gunn is looking to clinch.
Gunn fails with an attempt to clinch.
Powers throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Gunn looks to score with a jab to the body but Powers is just out of range.
Gunn tries to close the distance and clinch but Powers swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Powers misses with a leg kick
and Gunn counters by moving into the clinch.
Powers misses with a body punch.
Gunn tries to land knees in the clinch but Powers avoids the damage to the body.
Gunn throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Powers is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Good body shot from Gunn.
Powers working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Gunn tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Powers's elbow.
Powers on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Gunn tries to land a knee to the head but Powers blocks with his arms.
A short body shot lands from Powers as the two fighters clinch.
Powers breaks from the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Gunn doesn't manage to clinch there - Powers circles away.
Charles Gunn seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Powers closes the distance and clinches.
Gunn is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Powers is defending well for now.
Gunn misses with a punch to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Powers trying to control the position but instead, Gunn has worked for underhooks and has pushed Powers into the cage.
Gunn tries to stall but Powers uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Gunn misses with a knee to the head.
A short body shot lands from Gunn as the two fighters clinch.
Powers breaks the clinch.
Gunn moves out of range of the strikes.
Powers throws a leg kick which misses Gunn's front leg but catches the back leg as Gunn tries to avoid it.
Gunn throws a big shot that misses.
Gunn wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Gunn tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Powers paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Gunn throws a right hand that Powers ducks under and follows up with a left that Powers also avoids with ease.
Powers avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Gunn fails in his attempt to clinch.
Gunn closes the distance and clinches.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Powers swings wildly with an uppercut but Gunn uses good head movement to avoid it.
Gunn tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Powers manages to break the clinch.
Gunn's jab looks to have found its range, popping Powers under the eye.
Gunn looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Powers misses with a double jab.
Gunn lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Gunn.
Gunn tries to clinch there but Powers circles away.
Gunn looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Gunn scores with a jab to the body.
Powers misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Gunn counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Powers misses with a looping left.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Gunn, right into the meat.
Powers throws a sloppy head kick and Gunn moves out of range easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gunn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Gunn fails in his attempt to clinch.
Gunn is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Gunn wants to clinch.
Powers darts in and clinches Gunn up against the cage.
Gunn using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Powers has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Powers has a couple of punches blocked by Gunn.
Powers pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Gunn has Powers up against the cage in a clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Powers is trying to break the clinch but Gunn is controlling him.
Powers working aggressively here.
Gunn is trying to maintain a safe position but Powers gets an underhook and turns Gunn into the cage.
Powers gets through Gunn's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Charles Gunn dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Powers looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Gunn scores with a leg kick.
Gunn throws a body punch but Powers moves out of range.
Gunn throws a body punch but Powers moves out of range.
Powers misses with a lunging right hand
and Gunn moves into the clinch.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Gunn obliges.
Powers tries a body shot but Gunn blocks it.
Powers trying to control the position but instead, Gunn has worked for underhooks and has pushed Powers into the cage.
Gunn is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Powers is defending well for now.
Powers lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Gunn backwards.
Gunn wants to stall.
Gunn throws a head punch that misses.
Charles Gunn has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Gunn keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Powers's efforts to push away.
Gunn tries to land knees in the clinch but Powers avoids the damage to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Powers managing to block the knees to the body from Gunn.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Gunn here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Gunn blocking some punches.
Gunn just leaning against Powers, taking a breather.
Powers pressing his opponent against the cage.
Powers lands a left hand that snaps the head of Gunn backwards.
Gunn lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
A head punch blocked on the inside by Gunn.
Gunn prevents a body shot from Powers.
Powers pushes Gunn back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Gunn landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Powers is breathing heavily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Gunn tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Powers avoids it.
Gunn dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Powers in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gunn lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Gunn landing knees to the body.
Gunn stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Gunn scores with a hook to the body.
Gunn using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Gunn lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Gunn missing with knees to the body.
Gunn works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Gunn lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Gunn blocks an uppercut.
Gunn landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
A short uppercut from Gunn.
Gunn lands a body punch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Come on Gunn - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Gunn misses with a body punch.
Powers scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Powers swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Gunn tries to land knees in the clinch but Powers avoids the damage to the body.
A shot in the inside from Gunn.
Gunn tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Powers avoids it.
Powers working hard to break the clinch.
Gunn misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Powers.
Gunn misses with a punch to the body.
Gunn misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Powers.
Gunn lands with a left to the head.
Gunn lands a knee to the head.
Gunn throws an elbow that misses.
Gunn is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Powers is defending well for now.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gunn goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Powers tries to break free but Gunn pushes him back against the cage.
Gunn throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Gunn tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Gunn is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Powers can do to turn this around?
Powers is trying to maintain a safe position but Gunn gets an underhook and turns Powers into the cage.
Still in the clinch, Gunn scores with a nice short uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Gunn blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Powers misses with a hook to the ribs.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Powers tries to throw a body punch but Gunn avoids it by throwing Powers back against the cage.
A left hand lands to the body for Powers.
Powers scores with a hook to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Gunn tries to throw a body punch but Powers avoids it by throwing Gunn back against the cage.
Powers just leaning against Gunn, taking a breather.
Powers manages to break the clinch.
Powers lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Charles Gunn dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Powers misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Powers looks to land a left hand but Gunn moved out of range nicely.
Powers takes a swing at Gunn's ribcage but misses.
A good leg kick by Gunn.
A bone on bone clash there as Gunn blocks the leg kick.
Gunn wants to clinch.
Charles Gunn is winning the standup battle so far.
Gunn is looking to clinch but Powers is avoiding it.
Gunn doesn't manage to clinch there - Powers circles away.
Gunn gets tackled into the cage by Powers. Powers maintains the clinch.
Gunn scores a nice knee to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Gunn works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Powers takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Powers blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Powers misses with a shot to the kidneys.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Knees in the clinch landing for Gunn.
Gunn looking to slow down the pace here.
Powers managing to block the knees to the body from Gunn.
Gunn landing knees to the head.
Powers avoids the elbow strike from Gunn, against the cage.
Gunn unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Knees in the clinch landing for Gunn.
Gunn cracks Powers with a nice body shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Gunn tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Powers avoids it.
Gunn lands a hook that snaps the head of Powers backwards.
Gunn misses with a knee to the head.
Gunn lands a nice knee to the body.
Gunn trying to land knees to the body.
A left hand lands to the body for Gunn.
Gunn utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gunn putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Powers in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Gunn tries to land knees in the clinch but Powers avoids the damage to the body.
Powers tries a body shot but Gunn blocks it.
Gunn missing with knees to the body.
Powers tries to work over Gunn's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Powers misses with a punch to the body.
Gunn digs a right hand into Powers's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Powers's gas tank.
Gunn using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Gunn using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Powers has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Powers working hard to break the clinch.
Knees to the body from Gunn.
Powers misses with the head strike.
Gunn lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Gunn landing knees to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gunn with a knee to the head.
Gunn lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Powers blocks a body shot from Gunn.
Gunn is trying to maintain a safe position but Powers gets an underhook and turns Gunn into the cage.
Gunn with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Powers blocks a body shot from Gunn.
Powers lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Gunn unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Gunn misses with a body punch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Gunn misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Gunn is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Powers is keeping busy.
Gunn lands a nice shot to the body.
Powers takes a knee to the side of the body.
Gunn misses with a knee to the head.
Austin Powers has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gunn taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Gunn misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Powers misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Powers taking a breather.
Powers is looking to break free of the clinch but Gunn has double underhooks.
The referee calls for Gunn to work.
Powers takes a knee to the side of the body.
Gunn unloads a knee to the mid-section. Powers lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Powers dodges an elbow strike from Gunn.
Powers is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Gunn is keeping busy.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Gunn looking to slow down the pace here.
Gunn trying to land knees to the body.
And that's the end of the fight!
Charles Gunn showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Gunn has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:27
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Charles Gunn!
Charles Gunn made sure to mention his sponsor, Black Hand Alliance Only Laundry Service in his post fight interview.
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