PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Nelson Muntz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Handsome B Wonderful (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Muntz
vs
B Wonderful

185 cm
24
180 lbs
11 - 1 - 0

178 cm
26
185 lbs
11 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Nelson Muntz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Handsome B Wonderful!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Donatello Bradman and Summer Carpenter.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wonderful getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Muntz throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Wonderful misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Muntz.
Wonderful scores with a decent looking hook.
Muntz lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Wonderful pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Wonderful ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Muntz moves away.

Wonderful decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Muntz is looking to escape.
Wonderful is keen to just control but Muntz is a slippery customer.
Muntz blocking the ground and pound attempt from Wonderful.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wonderful trying to pass the guard but Muntz defending well.
Wonderful prevents Muntz from improving his position.
Muntz has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Wonderful is working away from the top position though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wonderful is trying to control the action in half guard but Muntz is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Wonderful working over Muntz with some ground and pound. Muntz looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Muntz is staying active underneath Wonderful, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Muntz has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Wonderful is working away from the top position though.
Wonderful has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Muntz moves into full guard.
Wonderful working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Muntz is pulling down on Wonderful's head to control his posture.
Wonderful throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Wonderful is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Wonderful in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Wonderful cracks Muntz with a solid left hand.

Muntz kicks Wonderful off and gets to his feet.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Wonderful stalks Muntz and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Muntz's face. Muntz staggers backwards, shaken.
Muntz jabs at Wonderful's body.
Wonderful scores with a jab to the body.
Muntz is looking to land body kicks.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Muntz throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Muntz throws a push kick but Wonderful slaps the foot to one side.
Wonderful blocks the body kick.
No joy there for Wonderful, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Muntz lands a jab-cross combination.
Wonderful shoots in for a takedown but Muntz shows good takedown defense.
Wonderful throws a hook but Muntz blocks it.
Muntz lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Muntz slips under a jab.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Muntz.
Wonderful takes a swing at Muntz's ribcage but misses.
Muntz turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Muntz cracks Wonderful with a good jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Wonderful is defended easily by Muntz.
Wonderful takes one on the chin but seems OK.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wonderful takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Muntz with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Muntz.
Wonderful looks winded!
Muntz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Wonderful shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Muntz as he jumps to the side.
Nelson Muntz has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Handsome B Wonderful.
Muntz ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Wonderful fails with a takedown attempt.
Muntz stuns Wonderful with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Muntz dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Wonderful. That did some damage!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Wonderful has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Muntz.
Muntz lets loose with a powerful body kick. Wonderful will feel that in the morning.
Muntz lands with a thumping leg kick.
Wonderful with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Muntz to score with a decent uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nelson Muntz dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Muntz lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Wonderful misses with a double jab.
Wonderful closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Wonderful stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Muntz.
Handsome B Wonderful is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Wonderful tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Muntz was well out of range. Poor timing from Wonderful.
Muntz with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Muntz lands a leg kick that knocks Wonderful off balance momentarily.
Wonderful misses the jab.
Muntz connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Muntz avoids the body shot from Wonderful.
Wonderful throws a poor cross that misses
and Muntz counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Muntz.
Muntz smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Muntz lands a nice looking body kick.
Wonderful is breathing heavily.
Muntz works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Muntz lands with a thumping leg kick.
Muntz scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Wonderful doesn't seem bothered though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Muntz scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Wonderful takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Wonderful's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Muntz misses with a two punch combination.
Muntz misses with a head kick.
Nelson Muntz is winning the standup battle so far.
Muntz throws a head kick that half lands.
Wonderful cracks Muntz with a right hand to the side of the head.
Muntz looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Muntz chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Muntz is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Wonderful throws a left and a right that both miss
and Muntz counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Muntz scores with a push kick.
Muntz throws a nice outside leg kick.
Muntz lands a head shot.
Muntz throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Muntz connects with a crisp jab.
Muntz lands a nice shot that snaps Wonderful's head back.

Wonderful is rocked!
Muntz cracks Wonderful with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Wonderful falls to his knees and Muntz doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Nelson Muntz!
After the fight, Nelson Muntz was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.