PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Boris The Bullettooth (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Heinz Doofenshmirtz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Doofenshmirtz is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Feuer Frei -by- Rammstein. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

The Bullettooth
vs
Doofenshmirtz

200 cm
22
248 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

187 cm
23
215 lbs
4 - 6 - 0

World class MT
Cardio machine

World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Boris The Bullettooth!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, Reed Andrews and Russell Pearce.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Doofenshmirtz lands with a thumping leg kick.
Bullettooth tries to work over Doofenshmirtz's front leg with a kick but Doofenshmirtz checks it.
Doofenshmirtz throws a head kick that misses.
Doofenshmirtz throws a head kick that misses.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Bullettooth.
Doofenshmirtz uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Doofenshmirtz ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bullettooth goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Doofenshmirtz lands a front kick.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Doofenshmirtz slips a straight right by Bullettooth.
Doofenshmirtz throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bullettooth throws a leg kick but Doofenshmirtz sees it coming and moves out of range.
Doofenshmirtz throws a shot from downtown. Bullettooth moves away and avoids it.
Doofenshmirtz blocks a head kick by Bullettooth.
Doofenshmirtz throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bullettooth throws a jab but it's blocked by Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz slips a straight right by Bullettooth.
Doofenshmirtz throws a hook but Bullettooth avoids it easily.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a jab to the body.
Doofenshmirtz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bullettooth pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Bullettooth avoids a kick to the body.
Doofenshmirtz dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bullettooth gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Bullettooth looks to land a body kick but Doofenshmirtz moved away.
Bullettooth on the wrong end of a nice hook.
A slow jab from Doofenshmirtz misses its intended target.
Doofenshmirtz throws a lazy right hand but Bullettooth sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A head kick from Doofenshmirtz lands but Bullettooth takes it in his stride.

It looks like Boris The Bullettooth has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bullettooth on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Bullettooth is pinned up against the ropes taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Bullettooth throws a head kick that looked like it stung.

It looks like Heinz Doofenshmirtz has been cut.
Bullettooth throws a head kick that misses.
Doofenshmirtz lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Bullettooth is breathing heavily.
Doofenshmirtz lands with a nice body punch.
Doofenshmirtz throws a nice head kick!
Doofenshmirtz ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bullettooth moves away.
Doofenshmirtz catches Bullettooth napping and cracks him with a perfect head kick! Bullettooth goes down! He's bigtime hurt! He's not going to make it back to his feet - the referee has called it off! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Head Kick). Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
Heinz Doofenshmirtz decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.