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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Henry Hamilton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wooden Pencil (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hamilton comes to the cage accompanied by Brain Damage - Easy Star All-Stars. Pencil has chosen Full Retard as his entrance music. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!
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275 lbs
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193 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
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Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Henry Hamilton!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Wooden Pencil!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Jeff Smith and Ryoma Takatsuka.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hamilton uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Pencil.
Pencil connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Hamilton's hands.
Pencil scores with a head kick. Hamilton tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
It looks like Henry Hamilton has been cut.
Pencil misses with a double jab
and Hamilton counters with a crisp right hand that drops Pencil! Hamilton lets Pencil back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Wooden Pencil seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pencil tries to clinch but Hamilton is having none of it.
Hamilton takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Pencil throws a series of punches but Hamilton moves out of range.
Pencil throws a head kick that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pencil throws a front kick that sends Hamilton stumbling back into the cage.
Pencil lands a head kick!
Pencil pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A head kick misses from Pencil.
Pencil misses with a looping right.
Pencil throws a head kick that misses.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Pencil.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hamilton avoids the head kick by Pencil.
Pencil misses with an uppercut
and Hamilton counters with a left to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pencil fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Hamilton, pushing him back against the cage.
Pencil's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Pencil throws a head kick that misses.
Pencil ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hamilton moves away.
Pencil throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Pencil tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hamilton was well out of range. Poor timing from Pencil.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pencil pushes Hamilton up against the cage in a clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Pencil creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Pencil trying to land knees to the body.
Hamilton blocks a body shot from Pencil.
Pencil lands a hook to the side of the head.
Pencil working Hamilton over with knees to the body.
Pencil tries a knee to the head but Hamilton blocks it.
Pencil tries to land knees in the clinch but Hamilton avoids the damage to the body.
Pencil breaks from the clinch.
A telegraphed right hand from Pencil misses the target.
Pencil misses with an attempted mid kick.
Pencil closes the distance and pushes Hamilton back into the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hamilton managing to block the knees to the body from Pencil.
Hamilton wants to break free but Pencil has control.
A right hook to the body lands for Pencil.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pencil breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Pencil dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Hamilton. That did some damage!
Pencil throws a body punch but Hamilton moves out of range.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Pencil, right into the meat.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Pencil lands with a kick to the temple. Hamilton shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Pencil closes the distance and pushes Hamilton back into the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Wooden Pencil dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Henry Hamilton's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Pencil lets loose with a powerful body kick. Hamilton will feel that in the morning.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Pencil in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Pencil throws a head kick that misses.
Hamilton defending well as Pencil loads up on a big left hand.
Pencil darts in and clinches Hamilton up against the cage.
Hamilton is trying to push Pencil away but Pencil has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Pencil throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Hamilton blocks it with crossed arms.
Pencil pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Pencil moves into range and clinches up with Hamilton.
Pencil tries to work over Hamilton's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Pencil is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Pencil prevents Hamilton from breaking the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hamilton has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Hamilton working hard to break the clinch.
Hamilton tries to circle away but Pencil has him pinned against the cage.
Hamilton wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Hamilton takes a knee to the side of the body.
Pencil crunches a lovely knee into Hamilton's ribcage.
Pencil breaks the clinch.
Pencil takes a swing at Hamilton's ribcage but misses.
Pencil throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Pencil moves into the clinch.
Pencil breaks the clinch.
Pencil looks to land a body kick but Hamilton moved away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pencil throws a head kick but Hamilton moves out of range.
Pencil tries a head kick but it misses.
Pencil scores with a kick to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pencil tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Hamilton manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Wooden Pencil seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Pencil thuds his right hand into Hamilton's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Pencil misses with a few strikes there.
Pencil connects with a right hand. Hamilton shakes it off.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pencil misses with a looping right.
Pencil rushes Hamilton and presses him up against the cage.
A right hand to the body from Pencil.
Pencil makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Pencil's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Pencil lands with a nice body kick.
Pencil tries a head kick but it misses.
Pencil throws a head kick but Hamilton moves out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pencil tries to clinch up.
Pencil misses with a body shot.
Pencil misses with a wild body shot.
Pencil lands with a nice body kick.
Pencil has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pencil throws a head kick but Hamilton moves out of range.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Pencil misses with a head kick.
Pencil misses with a looping right.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Wooden Pencil showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Henry Hamilton's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Pencil fails in his attempt to clinch.
Pencil moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Pencil lands a right hook to the body.
Pencil misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Hamilton staying out of range there.
Pencil drives through and clinches with Hamilton against the cage.
Pencil breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
A punch combination from Pencil misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pencil throws a head kick that misses.
Pencil connects with a leg kick. Hamilton looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Pencil tries to clinch there but Hamilton circles away.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Pencil - that will leave a mark!
Pencil misses with a head kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Pencil. Hamilton does a little dance to reset his feet.
Good leg kick by Pencil there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hamilton showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Pencil.
A jab from Pencil misses.
Henry Hamilton is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Pencil throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Pencil scores with a leg kick.
Hamilton blocks a head kick by Pencil.
Pencil tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pencil throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A big right from Pencil misses.
Hamilton will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Pencil scores with a head kick.
Hamilton moves out of range of the body kick.
Pencil finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Pencil tries to close the distance and clinch up but Hamilton swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Pencil throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pencil missing with a left hand there. Hamilton was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Pencil tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Hamilton manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
A nice leg kick lands there from Pencil.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Pencil, right into the meat.
Hamilton moves out of range as Pencil throws a body kick.
Pencil lands with a kick to the temple. Hamilton shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Pencil misses with a hook.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Wooden Pencil really dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Henry Hamilton's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Hamilton slips a jab and a cross from Pencil.
Pencil throws a nice inside leg kick.
Pencil thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Hamilton if he has to take too many more of those.
Pencil throws out a loose jab but Hamilton uses good head movement to avoid it.
Pencil misses with a straight right.
Pencil has closed the distance and engaged Hamilton in a clinch.
Pencil misses with a knee strike.
Pencil swings wildly with an uppercut but Hamilton uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pencil with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Hamilton wants to break free but Pencil has control.
Pencil breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Pencil misses with a body shot.
Nice shot by Pencil.
Pencil has managed to clinch.
Hamilton working hard to break the clinch.
Pencil makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Pencil misses with a hook from the clinch.
Pencil tries to land knees in the clinch but Hamilton avoids the damage to the body.
Pencil throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Hamilton blocks it with crossed arms.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hamilton has had enough of the clinch but Pencil keeps him there for the moment.
Hamilton takes an elbow to the temple.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Pencil obliges.
Pencil throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Hamilton blocks it with crossed arms.
Pencil breaks the clinch.
Pencil tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hamilton was well out of range. Poor timing from Pencil.
Pencil tries to land a leg kick but Hamilton saw it coming and moves away.
Pencil scores with a body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Some wild striking there from Pencil.
Pencil tries a head kick but it misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Hamilton.
Pencil fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Hamilton is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Pencil thuds his shin into the meat of Hamilton's side.
Pencil misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hamilton.
Pencil darts in and clinches Hamilton up against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hamilton working hard to break the clinch.
Pencil connects with a nasty looking knee right to Hamilton's face.
Pencil tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Hamilton avoids it.
Hamilton blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Pencil escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Hamilton uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Pencil.
Hamilton moves out of range of the body kick from Pencil.
Pencil has closed the distance and engaged Hamilton in a clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Hamilton wants to break the clinch but can't.
Pencil lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Hamilton backwards.
Pencil's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Wooden Pencil dominated that fourth round.
The cut man is working on Henry Hamilton's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
Pencil misses with a head kick.
Pencil misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pencil tries a head kick but it misses.
A slapping leg kick lands for Pencil.
Pencil has closed the distance and engaged Hamilton in a clinch.
Pencil cracks Hamilton with a nice body shot.
Pencil breaks the clinch.
Pencil throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pencil thuds a left hand into Hamilton's body.
Pencil tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Hamilton paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Pencil throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Pencil is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Hamilton takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Pencil throws a head kick but Hamilton moves out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pencil swings for the body but Hamilton moves out of range.
Pencil throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Hamilton sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Wooden Pencil is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Pencil with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Pencil tries to clinch but Hamilton is having none of it.
Hamilton keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Pencil tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Hamilton counters with a nice body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hamilton avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Pencil pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A head kick misses from Pencil.
Hamilton gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Hamilton staying out of range there.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Hamilton chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Pencil can pounce on him.
Hamilton moves out of range as Pencil strikes.
Pencil misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pencil jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Pencil tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Pencil misses with a head kick.
Henry Hamilton has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Pencil misses with a head kick.
And that's the end of the fight!
Wooden Pencil comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Pencil has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Colin Fray scores the fight 44:50
Judge Jeff Smith scores the fight 44:50
Judge Ryoma Takatsuka scores the fight 43:50
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Wooden Pencil! Wooden Pencil retains his super heavyweight title!
In his post fight interview, Wooden Pencil started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
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hype
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