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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between George Costanza (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kalle Uzi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Costanza might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Jacco- När mörkret faller . Uzi has chosen Top dog feat. Chuck Norris as his entrance music. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!
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275 lbs
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278 lbs
20 - 12 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Very quick |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, George Costanza!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
20 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kalle Uzi!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Tarja Halkonen and Johanna Lukiainen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Costanza fails with an attempt to clinch.
Uzi closes the distance and pushes Costanza back into the cage.
Uzi lands with a short shot to the head.
Costanza is trying to force a seperation but Uzi has the dominant position.
Uzi breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Costanza changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Uzi tries to avoid it but Costanza manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Uzi to the ground. Uzi escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Horrible takedown by Costanza or perhaps it was just good defense by Uzi which made him look bad.
Uzi stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Uzi wants it to stay on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for George Costanza. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Uzi swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Uzi pivots, looking for a leg kick but Costanza is out of range and Uzi settles back down.
Uzi pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kalle Uzi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Costanza tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Uzi paws at him with a jab and circles away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Uzi lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Costanza circles away quickly and effectively.
Uzi lands a big head kick that sends Costanza tumbling to the mat! Uzi takes a step backwards and waves Costanza back to his feet - he wants the finish!
It looks like George Costanza has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nice takedown defense from Uzi. No joy for Costanza on that attempt.
Costanza shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Uzi pinned against the cage. Uzi gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Uzi defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Costanza.
Uzi feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Costanza sprawling to the canvas! Costanza rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Uzi finish him?!
Kalle Uzi is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Costanza tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Uzi manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Uzi looking to land some kicks to the body here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Uzi throws a head kick but Costanza moves out of range.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Costanza. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Uzi throws an off balance right hand
and Costanza counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Uzi is positioning himself well to prevent Costanza advancing to mount.
Costanza is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Uzi wants to get back to his feet.
Costanza is looking to advance position but Uzi won't allow it.
Costanza is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Costanza throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Costanza is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Costanza prevents Uzi from standing back up.
Costanza is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Costanza is looking for a kimura here.
Costanza is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Uzi doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Costanza.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Costanza is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Uzi controlling the position for now.
Uzi wants to control but Costanza is keeping busy and won't allow it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Costanza passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Uzi!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Costanza thowing shots but they're missing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kalle Uzi dominated that round.
The cut man is working on George Costanza's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Uzi is looking to clinch but Costanza is avoiding it.
Uzi throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Uzi stuffs the takedown attempt from Costanza. Costanza gets slowly back to his feet.
Horrible takedown by Costanza or perhaps it was just good defense by Uzi which made him look bad.
Uzi throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
George Costanza is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Costanza fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Uzi avoids it really well and circles away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for George Costanza. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Costanza shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Uzi as he avoids it easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Uzi throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Costanza tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Uzi counters by clinching up.
Uzi tries a knee to the head but Costanza blocks it.
Uzi's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Uzi misses with a head kick.
Costanza blocks a head kick by Uzi.
Kalle Uzi seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Costanza shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Uzi as he jumps to the side.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Uzi rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Costanza counters with a nice double leg into side control. Uzi won't be happy with that.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Costanza is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Uzi is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Costanza tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
Costanza is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Uzi has escaped the position, nice work there.
Costanza throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Uzi stops Costanza from passing to mount.
Costanza is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Uzi knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Uzi wants to get back to his feet.
Costanza is trying to ground and pound but Uzi uses the momentary lack of control by Costanza to regain half guard.
Uzi holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.
Costanza is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Uzi defends it well.
Costanza thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Uzi's head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Uzi wants to control but Costanza is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Costanza seems to be looking for submissions.
Costanza tries to pass to full mount but Uzi defends it.
Uzi is defending against the submission attempts here by Costanza.
Costanza is looking for a kimura but Uzi is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Costanza to get the leverage.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Uzi tries to roll over but Costanza keeps him under control.
Costanza sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Uzi defending well though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that George Costanza will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on George Costanza's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Costanza dives in and grabs Uzi's left leg, looking for a takedown. Uzi pushes down on Costanza's head and hops out.
Uzi throws a sloppy head kick and Costanza moves out of range easily.
Uzi gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Uzi breaks from the clinch.
Costanza darts in and clinches Uzi up against the cage.
Uzi breaks from the clinch.
Uzi lands a big head kick that sends Costanza tumbling to the mat! Uzi takes a step backwards and waves Costanza back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Costanza is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Uzi throws a hook but Costanza avoids it easily.
Oh Costanza is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Uzi misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Uzi tries a head kick but it misses.
Costanza backs away from a small jab... but Uzi lunges forward with a huge superman punch! Costanza crumples to the ground as his mouth piece is sent flying! Uzi with a spectacular finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Kalle Uzi!
A victorious Kalle Uzi thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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hype
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