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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between John Harris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nigger Dick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
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BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Harris!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Nigger Dick!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Chris Downing and Gwen Towbar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dick shoots in for a takedown but Harris shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Harris stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Harris wants it to stay on the feet.
Dick takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Dick clinches up against the cage.
Harris is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Harris is trying to break the clinch but Dick has him pressed against the cage.
Dick wants to get back to striking at distance but Harris won't allow it.
Harris is trying to push Dick away but Dick has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Harris wants to get back to striking at distance but Dick won't allow it.
Dick has Harris pushed against the cage.
Dick tries to score a body lock takedown but Harris shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
John Harris has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nigger Dick.
Harris swings wildly with an uppercut but Dick uses good head movement to avoid it.
Harris wants to break the clinch but can't.
Dick pulls guard successfully.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Harris wants to stand and escape but instead Dick has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.
Harris can't keep his opponent in guard - Dick advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Dick prevents Harris from standing back up.
Dick controlling the pace.
Dick is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Harris doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Dick.
Dick perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Dick thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Harris is in trouble now - Dick has advanced to mount!
Harris is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Harris trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.
Dick working Harris over with strikes here.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dick has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Harris's face.
Dick is giving the impression that he's looking to ground and pound but he switches suddenly into a beautiful far side armbar! Harris is forced to tap! Great finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Nigger Dick!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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