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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ethelbart Takahashi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Evander Holyshit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Holyshit is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Lil Wayne- I feel like dying. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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243 lbs
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263 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
18 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Ethelbart Takahashi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
28 - 14 - 0, fighting out of New York, Evander Holyshit!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Takahashi throws a low kick, looking for Holyshit's leg but Holyshit calmly moves out of range.
Holyshit misses with a hook.
Takahashi checks a low kick from Holyshit.
Takahashi looks to land a body kick but Holyshit moved away.
Takahashi shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Takahashi lands a jab to the nose.
That kick from Holyshit tenderised Takahashi's leg. Takahashi is trying to keep his angry face on.
Takahashi looks for the body kick but Holyshit saw that one coming.
Holyshit scores with a punch to the head.
Takahashi throws a head kick but Holyshit moves out of range.
Ethelbart Takahashi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That kick from Holyshit tenderised Takahashi's leg. Takahashi is trying to keep his angry face on.
Takahashi throws a leg kick but Holyshit sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A left lands for Holyshit.
Holyshit lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A lazy body kick from Takahashi
and Holyshit counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Takahashi's guard now.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Holyshit working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Takahashi seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Holyshit controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Takahashi is trying to keep Holyshit in close.
Takahashi seems keen to control Holyshit's posture.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Ethelbart Takahashi.
Takahashi takes one to the chin there.
Holyshit shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Takahashi as he avoids it easily.
Takahashi with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Holyshit to score with a decent uppercut.
Holyshit takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Takahashi tries a head kick but it misses.
Takahashi walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Holyshit connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Holyshit lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Takahashi throws a front kick that sends Holyshit stumbling back into the cage.
Holyshit shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Takahashi gets full guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Holyshit trying to control but Takahashi is working from the bottom.
Takahashi trying to control the position.
Takahashi wants to get back to his feet but Holyshit is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Takahashi controls Holyshit momentarily but Holyshit frees himself.
Takahashi wants to control the position but Holyshit says "no thanks buddy" and passes to half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Takahashi is trying to get back to full guard.
Holyshit content to control rather than advance.
Holyshit scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Takahashi is staying active underneath Holyshit, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Holyshit looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Holyshit not doing much here.
Holyshit looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Takahashi slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Holyshit controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Evander Holyshit dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Takahashi lands a nice leg kick that just misses Holyshit's sensitive parts.
Holyshit misses with a looping left.
Holyshit throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Nice shot by Holyshit.
A slapping leg kick lands for Takahashi.
Takahashi cracks the inside of Holyshit's front leg.
Takahashi moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Takahashi throws a leg kick but Holyshit sees it coming and moves out of range.
Holyshit lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Holyshit throws a low kick but Takahashi moves out of range easily.
Takahashi lands a leg kick that knocks Holyshit off balance momentarily.
Good standup being displayed there by Holyshit as he connects with a hook.
Takahashi staying out of range there.
Takahashi swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Holyshit lands a slapping body shot.
Nice uppercut lands for Holyshit. That snapped Takahashi's head back.
Holyshit tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Takahashi swivels and escapes.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Takahashi misses with a leg kick.
Takahashi throws a leg kick that is checked
and Holyshit decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Takahashi's guard.
Takahashi is trying to control the position but Holyshit postures up.
Holyshit wants to control from the top but Takahashi keeps moving.
Holyshit looking to pass the guard.
Holyshit missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Holyshit in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Holyshit is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Takahashi avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Takahashi controls Holyshit momentarily but Holyshit frees himself.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Takahashi avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Holyshit trying to control but Takahashi is working from the bottom.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Holyshit thumps Takahashi with a low kick.
Holyshit throws a low kick, looking for Takahashi's leg but Takahashi calmly moves out of range.
Holyshit looks to land a right hand but Takahashi moved out of range.
Jab by Holyshit.
Holyshit takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Takahashi, right into the meat.
Holyshit fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Holyshit cracks Takahashi with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Good exchange - Holyshit coming out on top.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Takahashi!
Takahashi sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Takahashi blocking the ground and pound attempt from Holyshit.
Holyshit is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
The fighters are battling for position here. Takahashi manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Holyshit controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Holyshit throwing strikes but missing.
Holyshit working some strikes from top position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Holyshit stays in close to Takahashi's body and controls the position.
Holyshit tries to free his leg and advance position but Takahashi is retaining full guard.
Holyshit looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Holyshit trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Holyshit trying to control the position from guard on top but Takahashi is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Evander Holyshit showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Takahashi looks for the body kick but Holyshit saw that one coming.
Takahashi misses with a hook. Holyshit ducked under it nicely.
Holyshit stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Takahashi.
Takahashi blocks the body kick.
Takahashi lands a really nice looking cross but Holyshit seems unphased.
A leg kick checked by Holyshit.
Holyshit lands a nice leg kick that just misses Takahashi's sensitive parts.
A bone on bone clash there as Takahashi blocks the leg kick.
Takahashi takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Takahashi throws a head kick but Holyshit moves out of range.
Holyshit misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Takahashi on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Takahashi shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Takahashi throws a nice outside leg kick.
Holyshit connects with a single shot there.
Takahashi gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Holyshit.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Takahashi looks to score with a jab to the body but Holyshit is just out of range.
Holyshit throws a quick inside leg kick.
Takahashi throws a head kick but Holyshit moves out of range.
Holyshit bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Holyshit thumps Takahashi with a low kick.
Takahashi with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
A slow jab from Holyshit misses its intended target.
Holyshit lands with a thumping leg kick.
Holyshit has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A telegraphed right hand from Holyshit misses the target.
Takahashi throws a low kick, looking for Holyshit's leg but Holyshit calmly moves out of range.
Holyshit scoring well with a low kick there.
Nice jab there from Holyshit.
Takahashi looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Holyshit moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Takahashi throws a looping overhand right but Holyshit ducks down to avoid it.
Holyshit slips under a jab from Takahashi.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit scores with a jab. Takahashi acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
A swing and a miss from Takahashi.
A low kick from Takahashi misses
and Holyshit decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Takahashi's guard.
Takahashi is rocked!
Holyshit trying to control the position from guard on top but Takahashi is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Holyshit trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Takahashi is trying to control the position but Holyshit postures up.
Holyshit working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Holyshit throwing strikes from guard but Takahashi blocks nicely.
Holyshit wants to control from the top but Takahashi keeps moving.
Ethelbart Takahashi has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Holyshit being controlled here momentarily.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Holyshit is looking to slow Takahashi down with leg kicks.
Takahashi looks for the body kick but Holyshit saw that one coming.
Holyshit lands a head shot.
Holyshit cracks Takahashi with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Holyshit fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Oh Takahashi is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Holyshit tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Holyshit's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Holyshit takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Takahashi seems to have got his legs back now.
It looks like Evander Holyshit has been cut.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Holyshit checks a low kick from Takahashi.
Good work by Takahashi as he checks the leg kick.
A nice combination there by Holyshit.
Takahashi lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Holyshit checks a low kick from Takahashi.
Takahashi misses with a low kick as Holyshit jumps back.
Takahashi stuffs the takedown.
A solid leg kick lands there for Holyshit.
Holyshit connects with a nice looking jab.
Good standup being displayed there by Holyshit as he connects with a hook.
Takahashi looks to throw a body kick
and Holyshit counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Holyshit pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Takahashi is keeping the position for now.
Holyshit takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Takahashi keeping moving, preventing Holyshit from controlling successfully.
And that's the end of the fight!
Evander Holyshit comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Holyshit has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 27:30
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Evander Holyshit!
Evander Holyshit made sure to mention his sponsor, TFP Graphics - Pit Inc in his post fight interview.
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energy
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hype
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