PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Super Macho Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jake Pettis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Macho Man comes to the cage accompanied by Macho Man. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Macho Man
vs
Pettis

186 cm
26
155 lbs
13 - 11 - 0

178 cm
23
155 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Very confident

New World Order Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Super Macho Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jake Pettis!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Stewart Dunkirk and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Pettis gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Macho Man lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Macho Man scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Pettis wants to sweep here but Macho Man controlling him for the moment.
Macho Man is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.

Pettis looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

Pettis throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Macho Man has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Pettis has momentary wrist control but Macho Man slips an elbow through the middle.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Macho Man preventing the sweep.
Macho Man landing with the ground and pound.
Macho Man is working Pettis over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Macho Man working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.

Pettis is rocked!
Macho Man really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Macho Man scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Pettis is still in real trouble! Can Macho Man finish him?
Macho Man lands a couple of digs.

Pettis has his foot on Macho Man's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Macho Man works his way back into a safe position though.
Macho Man distracts Pettis with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.

Pettis has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Macho Man can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Macho Man loads up on a big left hand. Pettis felt that one! He's just covering up now, not defending himself intelligently - Macho Man looks towards the ref and unloads with 3 more big shots and the ref has no choice but to stop the fight! Pettis can't hide his disappointment, as Macho Man celebrates the victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Super Macho Man!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Super Macho Man waved his t-shirt featuring New World Order Clothing's logo in front of the cameras.