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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Siouxsie Banshees (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Banshees comes into the arena with Cities in Dust blaring out of the sound system. Man, I cannot wait for this one!
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222 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
28 - 12 - 1, fighting out of New York, Siouxsie Banshees!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
32 - 18 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Zoidberg!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Paul Gruel and Josh West.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zoidberg forces Banshees back against the cage and clinches.
Banshees is trying to break the clinch but Zoidberg is controlling him.
Banshees unloads a knee to the mid-section. Zoidberg lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Zoidberg throws an elbow but it misses.
Zoidberg prevents Banshees from breaking the clinch.
Zoidberg tries to land knees in the clinch but Banshees avoids the damage to the body.
Banshees has had enough of the clinch but Zoidberg keeps him there for the moment.
Zoidberg throws a knee to the head but misses.
Zoidberg throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Banshees lands a nice knee to the body.
Banshees manages to break the clinch.
Banshees scores with a jab. Zoidberg acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
It looks like John Zoidberg has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A clash of legs there as Banshees blocks the low kick.
Banshees feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Zoidberg's calf.
Zoidberg fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Banshees, pushing him back against the cage.
Banshees struggles to land a body shot inside as Zoidberg controls his hands.
Banshees is trying to break the clinch but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage.
Banshees taking a breather.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Banshees blocks an elbow strike from Zoidberg.
Banshees wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Zoidberg tries to land knees in the clinch but Banshees avoids the damage to the body.
Zoidberg misses with an elbow over the top.
Banshees breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Banshees cracks a nice hook into Zoidberg's ribs.
Banshees lands a head kick!
Zoidberg misses with a leg kick.
Good leg kick by Banshees there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Banshees misses the shot to the body.
Banshees tests Zoidberg's chin there with a solid looking shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Banshees looks for the body kick but Zoidberg saw that one coming.
Zoidberg fails in his attempt to clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Banshees throws a jab when Zoidberg was well out of range.
Banshees throws a leg kick that misses.
Banshees connects with a nice looking jab.
Banshees scores with a crisp jab that stopped Zoidberg in his tracks.
Banshees throws a leg kick but Zoidberg sees it coming and moves out of range.
Banshees misses with a leg kick
and Zoidberg counters by moving into the clinch.
Banshees is trying to break free.
Still in the clinch, Banshees scores with a nice short uppercut.
Banshees managing to block the knees to the body from Zoidberg.
Banshees is trying to push Zoidberg away but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Banshees is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Zoidberg is defending well for now.
Banshees has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Zoidberg is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Zoidberg crunches a lovely knee into Banshees's ribcage.
Banshees wants to break the clinch but can't.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg missing with knees to the body.
Zoidberg trying to land knees to the body.
Zoidberg connects with a nasty looking knee right to Banshees's face.
Banshees on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A short right from Banshees on the inside.
Banshees pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Banshees throws a leg kick
and Zoidberg moves into the clinch.
Banshees tries to break free but Zoidberg pushes him back against the cage.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Banshees avoids it.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Zoidberg just misses with a elbow thrown towards Banshees's brow.
A frustrated look appears on Banshees's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Banshees managing to block the knees to the body from Zoidberg.
Banshees pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Zoidberg checks a low kick from Banshees.
Banshees thows a leg kick but Zoidberg checks it
and Zoidberg counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Zoidberg.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Banshees wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Banshees fails to land.
Banshees tries to break the clinch but Zoidberg is controlling the position.
Banshees is looking to break free of the clinch but Zoidberg has double underhooks.
Zoidberg creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Zoidberg with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Banshees dodges an elbow strike from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg has Banshees pressed against the cage, preventing Banshees from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Zoidberg throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Banshees blocks it with crossed arms.
Zoidberg unloads a knee to the mid-section. Banshees lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Banshees breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Banshees checks the leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Zoidberg thumps Banshees with a low kick.
Banshees throws a leg kick that is checked
and Zoidberg counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Zoidberg with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Siouxsie Banshees dominated that round.
The cut man is working on John Zoidberg's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Banshees connects with a leg kick. Zoidberg looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Siouxsie Banshees is winning the standup battle so far.
Zoidberg throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Banshees connects with an inside leg kick.
Zoidberg blocks a jab.
Banshees lands with a hook. Zoidberg tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Banshees throws a head kick that half lands.
Zoidberg connects with an inside leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Banshees takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Banshees misses with a body kick.
Zoidberg closes the distance and clinches.
Banshees wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside.
Zoidberg prevents Banshees from breaking the clinch.
Zoidberg creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Banshees creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the head but Banshees blocks with his arms.
Banshees on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Banshees avoids a wild elbow strike from Zoidberg.
Banshees is looking to break free of the clinch but Zoidberg has double underhooks.
Banshees on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Zoidberg trying to land knees to the body.
Zoidberg has Banshees pressed against the cage, preventing Banshees from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Zoidberg is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Banshees blocks an elbow strike from Zoidberg.
Banshees tries to break the clinch but Zoidberg is controlling the position.
Zoidberg being controlled against the cage.
Banshees blocks the elbow strike.
Zoidberg creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Banshees's defenses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Banshees is trying to break the clinch but Zoidberg is controlling him.
Knees to the body from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the head but Banshees blocks with his arms.
Zoidberg is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Banshees is defending well for now.
Zoidberg lands a damaging elbow.
It looks like Siouxsie Banshees has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Banshees breaks the clinch.
Zoidberg throws a leg kick which misses Banshees's front leg but catches the back leg as Banshees tries to avoid it.
Banshees keeps the fight on the outside.
Zoidberg moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Banshees throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Zoidberg.
Banshees fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Zoidberg checks it well.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Banshees, right into the meat.
Zoidberg buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Banshees lands a leg kick that knocks Zoidberg off balance momentarily.
Banshees throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Banshees on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Zoidberg moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Banshees moves out of range of the body kick from Zoidberg.
Banshees misses with a double jab.
Zoidberg fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Banshees has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
A slapping leg kick lands for Zoidberg.
Banshees throws a hook but Zoidberg avoids it easily.
Banshees lands with a thumping leg kick.
Banshees slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Banshees misses the shot to the body.
Zoidberg fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Banshees has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Zoidberg fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Banshees.
Zoidberg buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg takes a shot to the body in his stride.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Zoidberg lands with a thumping leg kick.
Zoidberg lands with a kick to the temple. Banshees shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Zoidberg goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Banshees checks the leg kick.
Zoidberg tries to close the distance and clinch but Banshees swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
A slapping leg kick lands for Zoidberg.
Banshees misses with a low kick.
Zoidberg checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Banshees takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Zoidberg lands with a nice body kick.
Zoidberg throws a front kick aimed at Banshees's knee but Banshees avoids it well.
Zoidberg staying out of range there.
Banshees has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Zoidberg.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
John Zoidberg showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Banshees throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Zoidberg sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Banshees checks the leg kick.
Banshees throws a shot from downtown. Zoidberg moves away and avoids it.
Banshees misses with a low kick as Zoidberg jumps back.
Banshees avoids the head kick by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg looks for the body kick but Banshees saw that one coming.
Banshees misses with a body kick.
Zoidberg tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Zoidberg fakes the leg kick and cracks Banshees in the body.
Zoidberg lands with a kick to the ribs.
Siouxsie Banshees seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Good work by Zoidberg as he checks the leg kick.
Zoidberg doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Banshees lands a nice shot to the body.
Zoidberg tries to clinch but Banshees is having none of it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Banshees looks to score with a jab to the body but Zoidberg is just out of range.
Banshees has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg fails in his attempt to clinch.
Zoidberg staying out of range there.
Banshees walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Zoidberg checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Banshees chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Zoidberg throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Banshees throws a lazy body kick
and Zoidberg moves into the clinch.
John Zoidberg seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Zoidberg creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Zoidberg tries to land knees in the clinch but Banshees avoids the damage to the body.
Zoidberg landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Zoidberg misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Banshees.
Zoidberg working Banshees over with knees to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Zoidberg is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Zoidberg gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Banshees managing to block the knees to the body from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg blocks an elbow strike from Banshees.
Zoidberg lands a nice knee to the body.
Banshees blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Banshees on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Zoidberg misses with an elbow strike.
Banshees blocks an elbow strike from Zoidberg.
Banshees blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Banshees swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Zoidberg throws an elbow but it misses.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Banshees is trying to force a seperation but Zoidberg has the dominant position.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Banshees avoids it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Banshees utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Banshees scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Banshees has had enough of the clinch but Zoidberg keeps him there for the moment.
Zoidberg trying to land knees to the body.
Zoidberg on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Banshees takes an elbow to the temple.
Zoidberg lands a nice knee to the body.
Banshees wants to break free but Zoidberg has control.
Zoidberg blocks the elbow strike.
Banshees throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Zoidberg blocks it with crossed arms.
Banshees manages to break the clinch.
Zoidberg tries to close the distance and clinch up but Banshees swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Banshees avoids a kick to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Banshees stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Zoidberg.
Banshees throws a nice inside leg kick.
Zoidberg doesn't manage to clinch there - Banshees circles away.
An inside leg kick lands from Zoidberg.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Banshees throws a jab but it's blocked by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg throws a leg kick which misses Banshees's front leg but catches the back leg as Banshees tries to avoid it.
Zoidberg scores with a leg kick.
Zoidberg connects with an inside leg kick.
Banshees will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Zoidberg throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Banshees throws an overhand right that lands on Zoidberg's shoulder, as Zoidberg tries to avoid the shot.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Zoidberg misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Banshees.
Banshees throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
And that's the end of the fight!
John Zoidberg comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Zoidberg has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Colin Fray scores the fight 28:29
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 28:29
Judge Josh West scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... John Zoidberg!
John Zoidberg decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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hype
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